In the weirdest opening of WWHL yet, before Andy gets out any of his usual routine, he let’s Debra Messing ask Kathryn a question. Debra turns to her and says, “What the fuck were you thinking!” regarding Kathryn running to LVP to tell her what Erika said about her. And laughs and rocks back in his seat going “Whhooooo hooo hooo hooo! Kathryn replied, “I’ll tell ya! I’m an honest person! ..” Debra is being a full on bitch “Oh honey…” she interrupts….” Kathryn stops hers and Debra turns to look knowingly at Andy where they share a mean girl giggle before Kathryn continues, ” I get thrown under the bus if I don’t say something. ‘Cause we all know the truth comes to the surface.,,,Right? So for me, I met them both at the same time. I’m not shady. I’ll say it to your face.” Andy cocks his head and says “Okay …” And then starts is usual opening routine.
Let’s ignore for a moment that I adore Debra Messing. Let’s also momentarily ignore the fact that Kathryn had pledged to a tearful Erika to be a real and true friend to her that she could call on. Offering to take over the role of her dead grandmother and have her call day or night to talk like good girlfriends do. Let’s put aside everything Kathryn just said and think about this.
First of all Debra has been on the show before, she’s there as a fan of RHOBH. She should not be in first chair. Not just for that reason but because it is a RHOBH show night the housewife gets first chair. Finally if Andy decides to break protocol it is because it is someone’s first appearance on the show. Well, guess what. This is Kathryn’s first time on the show. It’s LIVE TELEVISION. And before she can even catch her breath, some bitch is in her seat, and Andy and the bitch laugh and gang up on her. And the bitch screams obscenities in her face without so much as a how you doing. I would have walked off of that stage. That would have been it for me and those two could have giggled about RHOBH by their mean girls selves all night. That is not how a first time guest on any show, let alone a live show, should be treated. I feel badly for Kathryn, and she handled it with tremendous strength and civility.
Oh Wait. Donnie is the bartender. To add insult to injury, Andy was just a cunt satchel to Kathryn and now he is confessing he has the hots for Donnie.
It seems like everything I have to blog about today is infuriating. Debra does one of the worst impressions of LVP in history. Kathryn says she went a bit Irish at the end. Debra said it was kind of mobster, and Kathryn said, “She was channeling Big Ang.” And Now they are all just awful people.
Oh wow. Andy plays a clip of Kim and Kyle filming a scene with just the two of them next week. They were not even talking at the time. It’s a tough scene. I just want to give Kyle a hug. Now I’m sad.
Kathryn once again tries to defend her blabbing. She says that when she said she wanted to be Erika’s friend, she didn’t know that Erika was then going to start backstabbing LVP. Then she was in a bad place because she likes LVP so she told her what she says. Kathryn likes Erika.
Kathryn and Marcus Allen got married at OJ’s house. She is no longer in contact with him. Andy asks if she believes that he did it. She says no one wants to believe someone who they were friends with is capable of such a thing. She doesn’t even want to entertain that line of thinking. She also knew the Kardashians. Kathryn was asked to testify in OJ’s murder case. She fought the subpoena and did not testify. She and Marcus did not want to “come back for it” and they didn’t want to be around it. It was a tragic situation. She keeps in touch with Al Cowlings.(All items gleaned from Andy questioning her).
Debra Messing has lost her mind. It’s sad. She’s completely batshit. I was thinking …hoping she was just drunk. But I am now hoping it’s menopause and she’ll come out the other side in five or six years. But I am not longer a fan until then. I don’t even recognize her.
The poll question was do you agree with Andy that Donnie is now officially the hottest house husband? 62% said yes. Proving once again that the people who vote in these polls are idiots. He’s no Mauricio.