Before we start this recap, I need to share some very sad news. Big Ang has been hospitalized with stage four cancer. She was on heavy chemotherapy that is not working. The lung cancer has moved into her brain. It’s not good.
We start in a warehouse where Big Ang has set up a meeting. These days the term OG is thrown around willy nilly. It’s being used to describe TEEN MOMS these days for fucksake. Tonight, the real OG all sit down to clear the air, once and for all. We hope.
Drita is the last to walk into the lioness’ den. Everyone is out for Drita. I hope she is packing. Carla starts off talking about how Drita was not happy when she came back. Carla goes through her whole list of grievances. There is a whole lot of discussion about friendship. What is the definition of friendship? Youse is all horrible friendses! Drita says if she said that Renee was the cause of all the problems, she was wrong. The Renee apologizes! We are making progress. Drita apologies to Carla. Everyone agrees not to shit talk each other. And they leave on a good note. Carla didn’t apologize for anything that I saw. Just Drita and Renee.
Renee takes AJ and his fiancée to an ice bar to tell them they need to move in with her now that she has settled the ghost situation. Once they are seated Renee turns in to one of those guys in Chinatown with a bunch of watches pinned to the lining of her coat. Andrea chooses a Cartier, and AJ gets a giant Rolex. I should point out that Renee can’t even pronounce, Cartier. The kids agree to stay with Renee for a few nights.
I’m not even paying attention to this new girl drama. Nobody cares about these people. They should have never brought in new people on the last season.
Carla is trying to explain that she is downsizing just for, you know, a change of pace.
The stupid brunette on in fucking up a scene with Drita. This is unacceptable. At least Drita is needling the kid. Clearly, we are going to let the two little girls fight. I anticipate a lot of weave pulling.
Renee needs a dog. Big Ang is going to help Renee fix up a room for AJ and Andrea. Renee’s first attempt was abysmal. Karen’s daughter is all grown up and very pretty.
We’re going to have the two little bitches fight on a pier. Awesome. I hope they both get wet.
Karen is starting to look like Khloe Kardashian on a bad day. Which isn’t a bad thing at all.
My recording stops with the brunette one pulling up. When I record overnight, the air times are often off by a few minutes. I assume, if anything happened at all, it will be on the next episode.
TBH, I was sort of distracted by Big Ang this episode. I’m really concerned for her.