Andy describes Lisa Rinna as being “Just like a delicious hotdog, she’s made of mostly lips and just the right amount of ass!” Which is funny. Especially if when you were a kid you found out that hotdogs were made of left over pig parts, like the lips. Is that an urban legend? Am I dating myself ? #BuyKosherFranksBlessedByRabbis
I’m late recapping this because I was all in my O.J. Feelings last night and Spectrum hasn’t been giving me actual information about the TV shows for over a week now, just that the show will be on, with you know, some guests. So here we go.
The bartender is “Groundhog Faye” which is some intern in an animal suit with Faye Resnick’s face on top. Andy is excited that next Tuesday Teresa Giudice will stop by on her book tour. She will be on GMA that morning so he did not get first dibs. GMA must be paying a buttload.
Shady Andy begins by saying that “it was almost like Lisa had never seen the inside of a church before” regarding her reaction to Erika’s chapel. Um, Andrew, THE CHURCH IS IN HER HOUSE! I think most people were gobsmacked. I know Ben C practically splooged his radiator talking about it before he could even start the recap. It was sort of a big deal!
Andy goes in to show a montage of how many times Lisa Rinna sais the word “engaged” in reference to how many times she engaged in the Munchausen conversation. And by engaged she meant was tapped by production to bring it up on the show. Harry says they were engaged for about five years.
Next the shows a montage of Lisa Rinna’s hair, and compares it to the movie Groundhog Day. More shade about how she’s had the same hair for 20 years. It’s a timeless look, Andrew. Some of us love it like, Raquel Welch who has a wigline with the “Lisa Rinna” wig. Rinna sent one to Amy Phillips to use when making fun of her in her housewives parodies.
Next, yet another montage of how much Lisa Rinna talks about Harry on the show. Then Andy plays the scene from Amsterdam where Kim Richards alleges that Harry is hiding a secret Rinna doesn’t want revealed. Because Andy just can’t stop insulting and embarrassing his guests. It appears to be his entire reason for having the show. He also brings up that Harry said he would divorce her if she did the show, but later changed his mind. Harry is cheering after the scene. Andy asked what he did and he says he settled that when he posted the photo of him with the dog. Rinna would ask Kim, “What did he do? Did he fuck the dog?”
More montage of what Lisa has said. Harry says the shaved lady garden is a pedophile thing. He says he likes the hair. He refuses to say anything bad about Lisa. He loves her and says, “I got the whole package.”
On to Munchausen. Dear God. This is what the sixth montage? Oh wait, it’s a scene with Yolanda and Kyle and Pinky at a restaurant. Yolanda has her hair pulled back and the brown eyeshadow sickness working overtime. She presents Yolanda with medical records claiming Anwar and Bella have Lyme disease. Pinky doesn’t take them. Dear God this woman is working this illness WAY harder than Brooks Ayers ever did. Andy and Rinna exchange some interesting eye contact after the scene, Andy giggles. Then he asks Rinna if she regrets bringing it up? She says, “Ya know, I don’t regret it, I never regret anything, I grow and learn when I do things. It’s been a great learning experience.” What she learned was why the old school cast refuses to carry the producers shady storylines on to the set. Never be the first to say it, Rinna. Just nod when others do. Andy has “duper’s delight” throughout this entire conversation. He literally cannot stop grinning. Harry makes a MUNCHausen joke.
Andy remembers halfway through the show and after being extremely shady to Lisa that her father just died. So he gives condolences before the break. Wasn’t Andy talking about manner this week on his latest episode of another egotistical outlet, “Ask Andy?” I believe it was about the importance of handwritten notes. On the other hand he was talking about RECEIVING them.
Was the person who mentioned Munchausen to you first Taylor Armstrong? No it wasn’t it was a female hairdresser.
(Lots of questions about Harry and Lisa’s marriage. It’s all sunshine and roses. Almost too much.)
How mad was your daughter for sharing her crush on Anwar? She was horrified!
Who makes the most money of the two? Lisa (Depends has been very good to them)
Who would you invite into a threesome (this is part of a game)? Lisa says Eileen, Harry zips his lips.
The poll question was about Kyle saying she didn’t trust Pinky with her phone. Who would YOU not trust with YOUR phone? The results were Kyle 44% but people are starting to catch on to Pinky who came in second at 36% the only other contender was Rinna at a distant third with 10%