We’re back home on Mob Wives this week and hopefully we can get Drita reintegrated into a least some of the posse because I’m tired of watching her type at home alone with her cute kids. I need to see some action here.
Big Ang comes to meet Drita for dinner at a gorgeous restaurant. Big Ang is really pissed that the Feds closed her bar, and she wants Neil to step up and pay the bills. Well Ang, you married a garbage man. I love Neil and I think he is a great husband but she can’t expect Neil to make more than he was when she was working just because she lost the bar. He makes what he makes which is a perfectly acceptable salary for most people and it was probably HIS insurance that paid all your cancer bills and kept you from losing the bar over medical bills.
Big Ang is having a Big birthday party (so she can’t be that broke, okay I know production pays, but still she has a job where production pays). All the bitches are going to be there so Big Ang fills Drita in on all the trash talking. Carla is pissed because Drita told Big Ang that he boyfriend was beating her. Drita says she only told Big Ang because she was worried about Carla. Drita does a lot of trash talking she unfortunately will not follow through on. It’s sad when Bad Girls Club has more violence than Mob Wives. I wanna see some people get whacked!
Drita meets with a publisher, because that is so easy to do. I’ll just guess she gets a book contract and skip through this part.
Renee is “gardening” to keep herself in a Zen state of mind. This means walking out with a flat of pansies and planting them in a freshly created mound of dirt around a tree in her yard. She then takes the cute little hand shovel and puts the blooming plants in the loamy dirt. Newsflash Renee, taking the easy way out and putting the plants into dirt that production put down for you is going to suffocate that tree and kill it. And taking down a tree like that is expensive as shit. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Karen shows up to talk about her situation with Storm. No one cares. Renee looks gorgeous in her full face gardening makeup. I also love her full length dress she is gardening in. Oh I am supposed to be paying attention to Karen. She is telling some bullshit story about why she doesn’t have a boyfriend.
Renee and Carla go out to dinner with some childhood friends. Renee is telling Carla to fill them in on Drita. Fuck you, Renee. Who are all these people and why is Renee selling Drita out? People. Need. To. Be. WHACKED.
Brittany goes to Karen’s house. They talk about their rat families. Karen seems to think Victoria Gotti is influencing judges to keep her daddy from getting out early. How is he a non violent offender again?
Later she pretends to bring his stuff back. Nobody cares. That dick is not where anyone wants to go now. So he takes her back.
Big Ang is being a bitch. Neil has gotten a second job to support her. Big Ang is still being an emasculating bitch like she was at the beginning of Couples Therapy. Neil says she went and bought a ten thousand dollar couch when they could have had a five thousand dollar couch. The fuck? This has to be scripted. I really need a couch btw, mine is busted on the one side I sit on and brand new on the other. I’d turn it but I need to face the window. #Blogger problems Ang says he is the one that sleeps on the couch. Ang says she feels like she is the man. She wants to break up with Neil. She admits Neil was with her all through cancer, she married him knowing what is job is and she is just being a cunt. Now she has cancer again, you know who is there with her AGAIN? Neil. This better be storyline, but even so, I would have made them change it to Ang is very clingly with Neil because she almost died. This makes her look awful and I do not want to see this all season.
Big Ang’s Party
She’s 55! And doesn’t look a day over 70! Just kidding I love Big Ang when she is being nice to Neil. She didn’t even let Neil come to the party. In reality, the dude was probably working his second job to support her evil ass. I really hope this is all a setup to be on Couples Therapy but that already aired! She supposedly got over herself on that show.
Brittany shows up in a tight dress. She is super skinny so we see all three of the burritos she had for lunch in that dress. Drita runs in and fake kisses everyone very dramatically. That new inconsequential bitch with the nasally voice tries to step to Drita. Drita doesn’t kill her because apparently she is in a good mood.
Some drunk dude call’s Karen’s father a rat. Which I thought he was, but being the fine journalist that I am I googled to be sure and the first thing that came up was ” Infamous mafia rat Salvatore (Sammy the Bull) Gravano” so clearly, that is the NY Daily News feeling about things. I’m not really up on my “mobster.” So anyway, Karen goes all gangsta (mobsta?) on this dude who totally turtles. Renee acts like Karen is going to assault the drunk dude. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR DAD IS A RAT KAREN! It’s all over the Internet. I wouldn’t know him from Joe Giudice if it wasn’t for this show calling him a rat every episode. You know this show, the one that gives you a pay check! Dude points out that there are a lot of chicks there with rat fathers and she jumped to conclusions thinking hers was special in that regard.
Big Ang, Carla and the little brunette chick meet and Big Ang trash talks Neil. Not a good look at all Ang. That brunette chick is pissed that Drita likes the blond chick better. Big Ang has a plan to bring Carla and Drita together…
Apparently, they will meet in an abandoned warehouse. Sidenote: Louis Vuitton’s have become synonymous with trashy reality stars who front. I once or twice have seen the Louis Vuitton shop in Paris and I can only imagine how he cringes to see his shoes on these shows. Who would want those shoes now? How much concrete does Karen have in her Home Depot ass?
Next Week: The meeting goes down and Drita sprays everyone. Okay, that was my dream scenario.