Mob Wives started last week with two brand new episodes. I recapped both of them but the posts didn’t seem very popular. I thought I would post this weeks and see if this is something you guys are still interested in. We start right where we left off with Marissa an Britanny spouting off at each other and me hoping for a mutual beat down. They are both so annoying.
Oh wait, we don’t start there. Apparently nothing happened, because all the women are going to some poor unsuspecting sole’s posh garden party. It’s merely a change of scenery for Brittany and Marissa Jade to argue some more. I guess I am going to have to swap ponies to Brittany because it seems lie Big Ang and Drita are going to pick her up for their side. Somehow, everyone manages to get wasted on the free liquor and is hungover as hell in the morning.
Carla invited a Yoga instructor to come over at the crack of dawn. Amazingly, everyone except Renee actually comes to the yoga class. She does show up late to watch though. Big Ang drops out pretty fast herself. It’s amazing how hard yoga really I, honestly. Overall the women had a decent trip.
Big Ang wants to apply to have her rights restored after losing them due to her felony drug conviction. I hope she does. They didn’t take much out of the Drunken Monkey. Maybe she gets it back. I dunno. I forget about these women in the off season.
Renee and AJ go out to the bar where AJ’s girlfriend works. Renee is pushing AJ to put a ring on it. And she also wants to start planning the wedding. Renee also wants them to move in with her. Because, Italian. They don’t want to move in because they think it is haunted by a lady who lives in a closet. Renee says she will have a medium come in and remove it.
The psychic said one is Renee’s grandmother and the other is a mischievous little girl. The kid has to go. The psychic says to leave her. The kid is trying to tell her to weed some people out of her life.
Karen and Drita a meet up to hash out some issues. What could possibly go wrong? They mostly argue about Carla. Drita is pissed that no one stuck up for her when Love said she set Carla up. They are screaming at each other. Karen wants to have civilized conversation. Has she met Drita? Nothing is resolved. Friendship contract is nullified.
Karen chats with Marissa about Brittany.
Brittany is at Big Ang’s house. Ang just loves her. UGH. Drita is on the way over. Brittany and Ang and Drita talk about Brittany while Marissa and Karen talk about Britanny. These two need to have the knockout drag out sooner rather than later. We don’t need to wait for the finale. Or the reunion. These two are minor players. Drita is also going off about Renee. Renee has been in a fight with everyone. Drita says the problem is Renee. I don’t think anyone is particularly innocent here.
Big Ang meets with her lawyer to try to get her rights restored. The lawyer says she doesn’t have much of a shot at getting her rights back.
Drita and Brittany bond at the gym talking about Brittany visiting her father in jail. It reminds Drita of taking the girls to prison. Brittany is excited to have someone to share prison stories with, because “not everyone understands prison.” You in the same way that no everyone understands philosophy or Mandarin. Renee talks about having to pay bills and support herself and compares her situation to Renee and Karen who had financial support.
Cocktails by the Water
Everyone except Drita go out for drinks. Ang says that she is really bummed about her right to work in a bar not being restored. Brittany has already run to Renee to tell her that Drita says she is the cause of all the problems. Is Drita really going to hang with Brittany all season? Because she’s a rat. And her mother is a rat. She is from a family of rats. Ang tries to defend Drita. Ang says that Drita felt bad for Carla when her boyfriend beat her up. Carla blows up because no one was supposed to know about that. Drita blabbed Carla’s secrets
Next week: Big Ang has a birthday party and everyone is invited, even Drita.Karen tries to beat up a man for saying her father is a rat. Ang brings everyone to a big empty warehouse to work out their issues. I for one, don’t want to see Drita left out all season.