I am back in the swing of things with Mob Wives now and remember who I like and hate. I like Drita, Renee and Big Ang and I hate anyone they hate. But Drita is my ride or die. I love how at the end of the previews you here Renee or somebody casually saying, “who’s getting whacked” in the same tone one might say, ” what do you think of this dress?”
I wish they would have gone back to their old theme song for this final season.
Drita meets up with Renee so she can get downloaded on what she missed at the Mermaid parade. What she missed was Love selling her out to fucking Carla. Drita is pissed that no one stood up for Drita. Drita goes off at the mouth like a gansta at Renee. Renee should not be hanging with fucking Karen and Carla anyway. “Youse are all fake ass mother fuckers!” Drita says. And my mad crush on Drita escalates. “See this is what happens when dumb fucking hoes for a crew!” Swoon. Drita is totally playing up the accent, and I’m okay with that. Drita cusses her way out of the restaurant. Her talking head is full of suggestions that people go suck a dick.
While the dicksuckers and Big Ang are in The Hamptons, Drita works on her book. I don’t like to see sad Drita. Drita says something about not having Lee by her side right now. Where the hell is he?
You know who has probably sucked a lot of dick? Brittany. How is that for a segue? Why do they always have to bring some stupid little girl with a loud mouth on to be a punching bag? It would be great if they would finish her in an episode or two but they always dragged it out for the whole fucking season.
Karen meets with Renee and Carla. Renee doesn’t need to be dealing with these bitches. I don’t even want to watch this scene. WTF is wrong with you, Renee? Don’t go out like this! Carla has rented a house in the Hamptons. Who the hell would rent to her? Oh wait, production got the house. I keep forgetting. Carla wants to invite everyone except Drita. Renee is telling the these two bitches the details of her conversation with Drita. Okay, Renee is dead to me.
Karen is still with Storm. They still fight a lot. I still don’t care.
It’s episode two and I am already fully turned against Renee. Now she is at some hair salon with some 12 year old wanna be mob wife named Marissa Jade.
That’s Marissa. Someone needs to stop her head like a ripe grape. Oh she is one of Karen’s friends. Oh wait, Renee has invited Marissa to the Hamptons. Clearly, Renee has tapped Marissa to fuck up Britanny. Marissa may have some redeeming qualities after all. She can take out Brittany without the OG’s having to break a nail.
Big Ang goes grocery shopping with Drita to buy healthy foods. Drita is pissed that Lee is trying to keep her from writing her book. Drita is pissed about Love making up bullshit. Big Ang doesn’t believe a word Love said. Because, Team Drita. That’s my girl.
A Cabin In The Woods
Okay, what the fuck is the real story with Drita? This is the second episode and both times she has not been at the main event? Is she up on charges in real life? Is Lee back in prison, because we have only heard from him on the phone so far but he is never one to be on camera much anyway. Something is up. This bullshit storyline with Carla is not the real thing. Somebody find out and get back to me. She’s the star, dammit!
This Hampton’s home is no cabin in the woods ad Marissa just said. It’s a really nice place. Marissa refused to get involved with the room assignment drama and is just looking for the liquor cabinet. I’m starting to hate her less. Especially with Brittany there. Let’s hope Marissa is a violent drunk.
Renee is in bed early and is skipping the night out with the other idiots. If Ang stays in we could hope for the van to fall off a cliff and drastically improve the final season. But Ang has to go to report back to the OGs.
So all the girls are talking about Drita. Because, STAR. Marissa is coming for Brittany in her talking head. I’m starting to like Marissa. Karen says she is going to pay Drita a visit when she gets back. Oh good. I need to see Karen get her ass kicked.
The next morning Marissa comes for Brittany right away. Then Carla turns the conversation to Drita calling them all fake and phony. They all head to a vineyard for a wine tasting. Brittany is shitfaced. Marissa and Brittany go at it. But if they are going to get violent, and really that is their only purpose, it’s going to have to wait until the next episode.
Next Week: We get more Drita. She goes at it with Karen and for some reason Marissa is going to get a turn.
Are you excited that Mob Wives is back?