So I asked a couple of my interns chained to the radiator if they wanted to comment on the Oscars night. One said yes and one said no. Neither said, “Hey you fucking moron, do you mean the Golden Globes?” which is a testament to the fact I have them properly dosed.
So Ben C will be hosting you here tonight in these comments as the resident expert on award shows and such. I will be snatching back RHOA recapping rights (He got to keep RHOBH) while you guys chat. I am also drinking coffee to try to stay up to recap WWHL with Sheree Whitfield and Sherri Shepherd. TWO hot messes so it will take me a while, especially if Andy gets to ask about Sherri’s baby that she made with her schlub of an ex-husband that she is trying not to claim!
Anyway, I told Ben I would say something about the dresses on the red carpet but I have not seen much to comment on. I do think J-Lo has looked better. She is doing weird faces on the step and repeat.
I honestly don’t recognize many of these people who are showing up early. #SorryNotSorry
Also, I recently watched Trainwreck (sort of against my will) and thought it was HORRIBLE. I do not understand why it is nominated for anything. I don’t think 2015 was a very good year for movies. I do like Amy Schumer’s black and white dress though. It even has pockets!
So, um I suck at this. So I’m going to leave it to the pro. Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Ben C!