I’m going to give a brief recap of last night’s WWHL and then probably fall asleep with the TV on. Today was day one of my 2016 plan to get my stuff together and be happy and I was really productive but am EXHAUSTED. Plus I am working on getting my sleep schedule normalized. Hopefully, Cynthia will say something interesting.
Bob Harper needs to slow down on the tattoos. I am not sure what band Harry Styles is in, One Direction maybe? But I so pictures of him on a yacht lately and he has dozens of tattoos all over his body randomly placed. It was awful. It looked like a frat boy prank where he had fallen asleep early so his frat brothers drew all over him with sharpies. If you must get tattoos, at least organize them in some way. That is all.
Andy announces that Keisha Knight-Pulliam is engaged to Ed Hartwell. Someone sent me a link to a story about that yesterday and whatever site it was called Ed Hartwell a “former star of RHOA.” That just seemed odd to me. Andy was all about Ed Hartwell when he was on the show married to Lisa Wu.
Andy talk about how active “Kandi’s Crew” is this season. Bob says that Don Juan is scary in his rigorous defense of “his queen.” Andy says he doesn’t believe that Phaedra got new boobs. You’re an idiot, Andrew. She did it DURING FILMING of last season when she “needed time off to be with her family.” She even did publicity for the boob doctor in exchange for several surgeries. Allegedly. What I heard was she got her boobs updated and lots of stuff sucked out. It was shortly after the show aired with her on the beach, if I recall correctly. Even Bob tells him Andy he is wrong.
Cynthia seems uncomfortable with the montage of clips about here marriage. Andy mentions them getting married under a dinosaur and claims that the marriage might be extinct. Cynthia says they just had their five year anniversary and they are taking things one day at a time. They appear to be doing that separately based on my observations. Cynthia says that five years seems like twenty.
Next Andy plays clips from the Miami trip. Bob and Cynthia both think Kenya was right for asking Glen to leave. Cynthia refers to Tammy’s “falling” and Bob said it looked like she was pushed. Cynthia said it was in the heat of the moment and Glen didn’t intentionally push Tammy down. So you know it was like that time Teresa pushed Andy during the reunion filming. Teresa was just in the heat of the moment as well. Cynthia is trying hard not to blame Glen.
Andy has a mashup that makes it look like Bob is telling Porsha to STFU.
A caller asks why she had such a strong response to Porsha calling her a bitch, but did not have a strong reaction when Nene called Peter a bitch? She says he relationship with Nene is much different than the one she has with Porsha.
A caller asked Bob what RHOA has the best body and who needs to put in some work? Cynthia because she was preening for it has the best body. But he also liked Porsha’s body when she was twerking in a bikini in Miami. Really Bob? REALLY? He lies and says no one has a bad body. He complimented Phaedra’s red string outfit. Bob is high.
Andy asks Cynthia when she made up with Nene. She says they were in a good place after the reunion. Then they started texting a bit and things just recently picked up. The real answer is when Nene came to Jamaica. She was not thrilled to see her but they made up on the island.
Cynthia’s boobs have lost their perk.
A caller asks Cynthia if she thinks Peter cheated and if she would leave him if he did. She says she doesn’t think there was anything more to the video than what we saw. Peter is just very accessible because of the nature of the business. Peter is sitting in the audience praying for camera time and it happened. Cynthia says that she doesn’t think Peter has ever cheated on her. She’s a good liar. She doesn’t know how she would react if he was cheating.
Wait! Richard Hatch from season one of survivor is on the new season of Biggest Loser?
Poll Question was whose side are you on Todd’s or Phaedra’s? Todd won but 43% of the voters are duped by Phaedra’s bullshit. It’s kind of incredible how stupid people are.