It’s time to start another year. I know we always seem to say “This year will be better!” and despite all the crazy shit going on in the world, I really think that 2016 can be a great year for us.
We began 2015 when Bruce Jenner was still a man and Jodi Arias was testifying about magic underpants in a closed courtroom. By February, Peter Thomas tom catting around in Charlotte was a blind item and we FINALLY got to closing arguments in the Jodi Arias trial. March came in like a lion with Robert Durst’s arrest that had us all binge watching The Jinx and out like a lamb with Jessica Parido marrying her golden dool (and filing for divorce a few months later.)
Kim Richard’s appearance on Dr. Phil shook up April, almost as much as the horrific riots in Baltimore. In May, I was running this place with an iron fist demanding everyone grow a tomato plant. That got idiots trying to skirt the rule by buying a “Petmato” and others emailing me to let me know they were enjoying tomato sandwiches three days after buying their plant. In June, you lost me to Big Brother (Did Austin and Liz breakup yet?)
By the end of July, Teresa Giudice finally accepted responsibility for her criminal activities. Oh wait. No she didn’t she decided to sue her bankruptcy lawyer. And the Browns and the Houstons finally came to a financial agreement and allowed Bobbi Kristina to be pronounced dead. In August, a real house husband was exposed in the Ashley Madison leaks. September brought us Below Deck and the Big Brother winner was crowned. Kim Biermann did Dancing With The Stars and was medically disqualified when she had a mini stroke.
In October we talked about Scientology a lot and we were very disappointed by Project Runway. In November, Peter problems popped up in NYC! And then, in December the crazy escalated and I took some much needed time off. I am almost ready to come back though.
We’ve got a brand new year to share! Thanks for another year of reading and supporting the site. Special thanks to all who agreed to be chained to the radiator to write posts this year. I look forward to all the exciting things to discuss in 2016. Here’s to a prosperous new year for us all.