Just in time for Christmas, Bravo’s favorite felon is returning to her McMansion in Montville, New Jersey today. Joe has been spotted hanging the Christmas decorations on the house wearing a back brace in preparation for the grand event.
But that is not all Joe has been doing. The Daily Mail has exclusive photos of what they say is Joe DRIVING his truck off the property. Clearly, this is a violation of his state probation concerning his numerous driving violations. Joe’s only real punishment was loss of his driving privileges as his jail sentence is running concurrently with his prison term.
So where on earth did Joe decide to drive on a day when paparazzi was already gathering at the end of his driveway? Apparently, he drove to the Lexus dealership to buy Teresa a new seven passenger Lexus SUV. Looks like they still have 60K to burn IN CASH because neither Joe nor Theresa are allowed to take out loans as a condition of both of their plea agreements.
I expect Teresa to be leaving any minute to go check in to her half-way house where she will immediately be given house release and perhaps an ankle bracelet before being allowed to go back home. She will also get permission to go to her brother’s house tomorrow for the feast of the seven fishes.
Of course the Bravo crew already has the lighting up and ready to go to film the big holiday festivities and Melissa and Joe’s house. There are a lot of rumors about Theresa’s relationship with Melissa still being quite rocky. We shall see. I would imagine Melissa would be a sight for sore eyes at this point. Unless, she believes that Joe and Melissa got away with the same crimes as some have suggested.
So to recap, the felon is coming home to her house which was miraculously rescued from foreclosure to a new SUV and a pass to leave her house arrest before she is even home for a day.
Looks like crime is paying very well these days.