It’s been a rough couple of weeks for me here at Chez TT. I have a whole lot going on. I also have a full DVR of recording and a desire to watch some of the presidential debate because I still have no idea who the best person to help protect this country is. It seems a lo more important than all this nonsense. But I also have to try to keep this website going. So here is my half-hearted recap of tonight’s RHOBH. Truth be told I probably need the diversion. I don’t bring the debate up to spurn a political discussion here. In fact, please don’t. We have enough reasons to judge each other in comments without going there. Thanks.
First of all I just realized that David is behind Yolanda as she sits at the piano in the bachelor pad she was recently tossed out of. Or maybe they filmed it at the Malibu house. Either way. Still odd. Also, it’s my personal belief that Yolanda is at a HOTEL and not an apartment as some sites are reporting. Check out that link also about rumors that David Foster is requesting a refund for his payment for her Lyme treatment. He would never do that. It’s a ridiculous thing to believe.
Oh my. You have no idea how much I need to see Florence right now. I find it ridiculous that neither woman admits to buying jewelry for themselves. Bullshit. And Kyle thinks she is the only one who can buy clothes in Europe? What do you know? This show may be a bigger help to me than I thought. Kyle is buying an outfit in Florence for the wedding in London she has been re-invited to attend. While stopping at some other local shops. Lisa buys Kyle something at the casual shop.
Meanwhile, is it me or does Lisa seem to be really pimping out her girls more than usual this season? Maybe it’s because Eileen’s father-in-law died and she is not as available at the moment. Rinna’s kids have an 11 pm curfew. Harry does not do the whole “recap with the husband” scenes so it seems she does them with her kids. Lisa squared have plans to go buy a mini horse or two “for Ken.”
I hate that we will see Eileen and Vince are having a rough spot.
Pinky and Ken are taking a heli to the airport to head back to Beverly Hills while Kyle heads off the next day to London. That Heli pilot neede to pick the nose up a bit! Seriously.
I’m really not ready to deal with Yolanda scenes today. Our most recent discussion is here. The comments are very insightful while trying to be respectful of her situation. You should take a look. h this is our introduction to Erika! They go for vitamin C injections together.
Lisa and Eileen
Rinna and Eileen arrive to meet Kyle both dressed in leopard. I just saw a photo of Eileen recently and she seems to have has some facework done. Like a lot. Kyle says that Kim is in rehab and that is pretty much all she knows. Rinna says that Kim fled rehab, kicked a cop, etc. Rinna seems to be the authority on what’s what with Kim. My DVR shuts off. Because that is how things roll around here lately. We pick back up with a WTF is wrong with Yolanda discussion.
You guys know how I am about proper dishes and glassware and flatware. It bugs the fucking SHIT out of me to see these “rich” people using fucking toss away crap. So the first scene of Erika is of her attempting to make coffee and then handing her rich elderly husband his coffee in a fucking Styrofoam cup. Either learn how things should go OR LET THE FUCKING MAID DO IT. I’m sure you have twelve.
At least she knows what a mophead hydrangea is. That redeems her. I love her gardens. I love that they have been married for 15+ years. I love that she says being rich doesn’t change your if you were an asshole to start with. Tom was the lawyer for Eric Brockovich.. She reminds me a lot of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner. I think I might like her after all. But she HAS to know better than the whole syrofoam cup thing. As it turns out, she made it for him to go. All is forgiven and I think I am going to like her. She is from Atlanta after all.
I’m not feeling Erika’s gays. I know I am “not supposed to put it that way” but fuck it. I am somehow generalizing to most all West Coast gays*. They seem so .. ugh
The Mini-Horse Debacle
For such and animal rights activist, Pinky does a lot to piss people off. Like this mini-horse thing. Apparently, there is an abundance of mini-horses that need to be adopted. Just like dogs. But none of those are good enough for Pinky. Or something. I dunno I wrote about it here when all the outrage wss going on. At the time no one ever believed they were “for Ken” but that is the storyline.
So off we go. To pick up an 80 pound horse from a farm in Ohio and put it on a plane and fly it back to Beverly Hills. Because this is a good idea. Is this really what rich people do? And it is pouring rain. The weather clears and they get to the damn horse dressed in a pink tutu to cover her gut. Good Lord. Even Pinky takes off the tutu. And while that all goes down, Rinna chases chickens and picks them up. Pinky makes the owner take the shoes off the horse. Like people shoes. The horse seems kinda fucked up and Lisa Squared both know it. Pinky is conflicted. She doesn’t want to take a lame horse but she already loves it. After five hours, they leave without THAT horse.
There is a 70th birthday for Ken. Pinky provides a “hat tree” so all the ladies and men who wish to partake will have one. #eyeroll It’s a promotional for the hats clearly. And they are fabulous. I’d love to have them all. Taylor Armstrong arrives and says she is moving back. Perhaps in Pinky’s hood. Pinky is not amused. Rinna arrives with a stick pony. Rinna and Taylor argue about who has the bigger lips. Camille arrives.
Taylor brings up how sick she is to see so many Instagrams of Yolanda with IVs. She says Yolanda is misdiagnosed. I agree. But why is she discussing this at a birthday party? Oh yes. Producer plant. Pinky says that Ken is 70 but will be seeing a 69 very soon. He responds, “Who from?”
Kyle is bored and the ladies start pushing each other in the pool It rains. Ken gets an unexpected baptism in the pool. He loved it.
Next week: More Erika Jane The real pony arrives. Yolanda continues to over do her therapy. The ladies suspect Munchhausen and you know… other stuff.