We start tonight’s RHOA at Moore Manor. It looks like she’s got some progress going already. Kandi and Sheree stop by. It looks like she is already going strong on an addition. Kenya jabs at Sheree and her four year project.
Production has put Kenya and Porsha together as co-planners of the Miami trip. I do not understand why these women bring so damn much luggage. And I really don’t understand traveling with Louis Vuitton luggage. It’s just screams “I’m the bag for you to steal!” Somehow Kandi often ends up with the best room.
Kenya said Shamea was sent down early to prepare the place because according to Kenya, Shamea is “the help.” However, Shamea has already chosen a room. Oh noe, THOT 2 you are the last pick when it comes to rooms. You may be in the maid’s quarters. Kim doesn’t even take a bedroom. She wants one of the living areas.
I can’t believe that there is some Tammy bashing. From all my reports people seemed to like her. I did not know about her connection to Bob Whitfield though. I can see Tammy and Sheree butting heads. I would not have a husband with a female “best friend.” No mam. Kenya is already stirring the pot telling Sheree that Tammy didn’t want Bob to marry Sheree because she was just after his money. And Tammy was right about that. That is exactly what happened. I’ve never seen a divorce case appeal up to the state supreme court like this one did. And all anybody ended up with was a lot of lawyer bills.
Where the fuck to these women find these whore outfits? Is that Shamea in that hideous green thing? I can’t tell with all the weave on her head.
At dinner Kenya brings up Tammy’s husband and Porsha says they seem like best friends. Tammy’s happy marriage is an issue for Sheree so she goes right to her about talking trash about her to Kenya and Cynthia. Tammy says that Bob got beat up in the press who were saying he was not providing for his kids. I never said that. It was quite the other way around actually. Bob went over and above what the judge required. Sheree accuses Tammy of sleeping with Bob. Tammy says there is nothing at all about Bob that she is attracted to. This is a tame argument but Kim Fields is already horrified. There is a lot of tension between Kenya and Kim. I wish Kenya would have been more supportive of Kim. Poor Kim is just sitting all by herself getting her gospel on.
As Kenya says Porsha and Phaedra are shopping at the same slutty outlet store. Kandi even point out that Phaedra dresses like a straight up THOT while proclaiming to be a mild mannered Christian. It’s so bizarre to me.
Later on the boat, it is clear that Shamea has worked a few poles in her life. Off the boat there is a big party and it looks like Phaedra and Porsha had to get new cover ups because the rags they were wearing didn’t cover up their swimsuits. Kim has gone off to cry. She doesn’t like all the drinking and dancing. Phaedra comforts Kim and they bond.
Kenya and the THOTs are getting along very well. Tammy returns from a lengthy disappearance with Glen who she refers to as her nephew. In actuality, I think he was her stepson. The ladies brought home some random guys from the bar. My DVR ends with Kenya snapping her fingers at Glenn and asking him his name. He reacts very strongly to that in a way that suggests he has no problems hitting women. Stay tuned.
Next week: The brawl
Sorry I didn’t have much spice in this one. I just didn’t have much to say about it.