Bravo played a first look of tomorrow night’s episode of RHOA tonight and it was pretty epic. For one thing we get a better camera angle and a clear shot what set everything off. If you recall, both Porsha and Cynthia were doing a lot of finger waving at each other. At some point Porsha screams “this is how you want to be ?” over and over. Porsha takes it a step further and reaches over and taps Cynthia on the nose with her left index finger. Actually, it doesn’t even look like the tap landed but that is what caused Cynthia to sit up and get pissed and put her hands up and scream for Porsha not to touch her and grab Porsha’s wrists. Then Porsha jumps up on the chair and Cynthia takes her bare foot and goes straight for the cunt kick. They do not show Porsha falling backwards but the do show Porsha coming back for more. This time Cynthia kicks her off of her a second time, this time in the stomach with two feet as Cynthia is reclined and Porsha is standing over her. This all happened very quickly and then Carlos runs in to tackle Porsha. He was pretty aggressive with her. There was another guy in the shot that was also helping Carlos restrain her. Meanwhile she is screaming about “catching that bitch.”
Kim Fields and the bartenders are all appalled.
Porsha tries to convince Carlos that she just wants to talk to Cynthia. Then Porsha starts screaming “she’s losing her husband, she’s lost businesses, she’s losing everything she has! She want’s me to loose everything.”
Now I need to say something you will find more shocking than anything you see on the show. Sheree Whitfield was the sanest person in the bunch. Yes, I know. Kim Fields cries from the stress of seeing violence up close and wants her babies and her book. Sheree jokes, “Do you have another book?” Kandi is pregnant and still trying to get as close as possible to the flailing thug. Cynthia seems out of it and actually calls Peter and tells him to come home from Charlotte (and he does). Tammy was hiding below deck swilling Coronas the whole time. Kenya is fluttering around Cynthia trying to take care of her and getting the Captain to take Thug 1 and Thug 2 off the boat. It’s a circus.
Porsha goes into her high pitched meltdown voice like she did at the reunion after she attacked Kenya. Shamea is crying and Porsha is crying. They finally get them on the boat and Shamea leaves saying “a tired party for some old tired people.”
Later Shamea and Porsha are at Porsha’s and Porsha’s mother comes over with food for them because between the two of them I doubt they could open a can of beans. Porsha has lots of bruises, but only the stomach one came from Cynthia. The rest happened when it took two people to restraint her. Porsha tells her mother that she was trying to “dumb herself down and be humble for Cynthia.” Porsha says she was nothing but supportive to Cynthia. Good God this woman is delusional.
Tomorrow we see what happens when Peter comes home and is less than supportive.