Andy starts by pointing out that Jax said his milk has a longer shelf life than her marriage. Scheana says she sent Jax a very angry text message the second she saw that. Jax said he didn’t mean it. Scheana seems like she is still miffed with Jax
They show the breakup scene between Kristen and James. I did not find that scene the least bit interesting. Donnie wants to give James a beating after watching that.
Next they show Kristen breaking up James and Lala. And then the mystery of who James screwed for seven hours intensifies when we see in a preview that it was NOT lala. Oh, please don’t let it be Kristen.
And finally, the reason I am recapping this episode. We get our first caller who suggests that Scheana may have chosen a poor treatment plan for Shay. Scheana says that a lot of things went on off camera that we did not see. Scheana says she did what she thought was best and he hasn’t had a pill in almost a year and drinks in moderation. Andy tries to pin Scheana down on saying that she wouldn’t date anyone who could not drink. She says she was referring to her single days and would absolute stay with Shay and stop drinking herself if that is a step that needed to be taken. Somehow I don’t believe that.
Bethenny tweets Andy to tell him to center his tie. This proves that Bethenny rarely watches this show because his tie is as consistently wonky as his eye on every episode. I’m surprised guests don’t tell him during the breaks.
A caller asks Scheana how she can say anything to Lala about dating someone who was in a relationship when she was dating a married man when the show started. Scheana interrupts and says, “That was nine years ago before the show and I’m just going to cut you off right there.” It was one of the best takedowns of a caller I’ve ever seen on WWHL. Andy tries to get her to answer the question and she blows him off saying “it’s a completely different situation.”
Next, Andy asks if she feels bad for being mean to Lala in the beginning. Scheana completely denies being mean to her. She went from shutting down a hater to completely delusion in under 30 seconds. She said she was going some stuff. She was just joking. Super defensive.
Mike tweets his undying love and support. I thought he was in NYC with her. Why isn’t he in the clubhouse?
Poll Question: Would you date James? 92% said Hell No.