Andy starts by pointing out that Jax said his milk has a longer shelf life than her marriage. Scheana says she sent Jax a very angry text message the second she saw that. Jax said he didn’t mean it. Scheana seems like she is still miffed with Jax
They show the breakup scene between Kristen and James. I did not find that scene the least bit interesting. Donnie wants to give James a beating after watching that.
Next they show Kristen breaking up James and Lala. And then the mystery of who James screwed for seven hours intensifies when we see in a preview that it was NOT lala. Oh, please don’t let it be Kristen.
And finally, the reason I am recapping this episode. We get our first caller who suggests that Scheana may have chosen a poor treatment plan for Shay. Scheana says that a lot of things went on off camera that we did not see. Scheana says she did what she thought was best and he hasn’t had a pill in almost a year and drinks in moderation. Andy tries to pin Scheana down on saying that she wouldn’t date anyone who could not drink. She says she was referring to her single days and would absolute stay with Shay and stop drinking herself if that is a step that needed to be taken. Somehow I don’t believe that.
Bethenny tweets Andy to tell him to center his tie. This proves that Bethenny rarely watches this show because his tie is as consistently wonky as his eye on every episode. I’m surprised guests don’t tell him during the breaks.
A caller asks Scheana how she can say anything to Lala about dating someone who was in a relationship when she was dating a married man when the show started. Scheana interrupts and says, “That was nine years ago before the show and I’m just going to cut you off right there.” It was one of the best takedowns of a caller I’ve ever seen on WWHL. Andy tries to get her to answer the question and she blows him off saying “it’s a completely different situation.”
Next, Andy asks if she feels bad for being mean to Lala in the beginning. Scheana completely denies being mean to her. She went from shutting down a hater to completely delusion in under 30 seconds. She said she was going some stuff. She was just joking. Super defensive.
Mike tweets his undying love and support. I thought he was in NYC with her. Why isn’t he in the clubhouse?
Poll Question: Would you date James? 92% said Hell No.
Ugh, Vanderpump rules is the nasty, dirty version of Beverly Hills 90210
Donny was fun! I might as well watch the 2 Episodes of his show that are on the DVR. Most likely, I would’ve deleted them had he not bin on tonight.
Side note…
I soooooo ooooo hope it was Kristen ! Ha!
*Been*
His new show is HILARIOUS. It has a “Curb Your Enthusiasm” feel to it, but mega- richer with lots of his famous friends making cameos. The show also films in his 5 story townhouse and it is spectacular.
We love his show! We stumbled on it one night and we’re addicted. It is hilarious- so many things will go right over unless you are paying attention. Love it!
Good for Scheanna shutting down that caller! Why do people feel the need to bring crap up from a decade ago as if it defines your present self! So ignorant!
Scheana has dated more than one married man as she was linked to David Boreanes (sp?) as well. I took Scheana’s Inquisition of Lala as someone who had been there, done that.
Nice try at trying to cover yourself Scheana. I think she caught flack for her comments about not being able to stay with Shay if he could not drink. She is so shallow.
I find it getting harder to like Scheana every time I see her. I keep telling myself that she is very immature and seriously needs to grow up. She certainly doesn’t need to be married. Every time I see the giant wedding pictures on her walls I am reminded what a little girl she is.
I totally agree with you. I did like Scheana from the start. It’s very easy for an immature 19 yr old to be fooled by a married 30+ year old. Not only is Scheana proving how stupid she is, but she has no self esteem and totally egocentric. Jax is right about one thing…this marriage isn’t going to last.
Omg the pictures are ridiculous! She had a beautiful wedding and looked gorgeous but having those pics everywhere seemed a little try hard.
Her approach to shay was heartbreaking. She basically said if he had to stop drinking she wouldn’t stay with him. More about the wedding than the marriage it seems. And I actually like Scheana!!
Scheana was in love with the idea of a wedding, i think she thought marriage wasgoing to be like it was when they was dating. Alot of young women are like this especially in a shallow, materialistic world.
Ironic that Jax is the one that sees this
She really needs to get herself to Al anon meetings. She hasn’t got a clue on how to handle this at all. Everything she has said has been so wrong everything she has done has been off base. Really? Your husband his home trying to overcome and you want to go hang with your friends so you don’t miss the drama? She is so self centered and it is so hard to watch. I was thinking last night, I don’t think I like anyone on this show anymore. Is this where our world is headed? In the hands of these 30 somethings? Heaven help us.
Another thing I didnt agree with; was her ultimatum that if Mike ever took another pain pill under any circumstance that she would divorce him. People fall off the wagon and relapse sometimes, and its not allways a straight line to sobriety. Threatening to leave if it doesnt go perfectly isnt what marriage is about. You wanted to be married Sheanna , so dont look for the door as soon as its not all fun and laughs.