This is just a small random sampling from the window licking section (WLS). The Porshatards are out in full force. I didn’t want you to miss it all. You’re welcome.
rena (in RHOA ) dumb ass bitches KIM WTF u could write a book if u need coin. Dish the dirt on facts of life 4 gods sake, u lowered your standards joining this group abd Nene looks like an ass for quitting amazon 7 foot size 16 shoe horse toothed looking sista
rena (in RHOA she posts all the time) Porsha, clise your legs grow up, your obnoxious, tge sound of your voice pisses ne iff, no wonder your divorced, your ex was a refined man trying to teach a freak how to be a lady. YOUR LISS
ms wonge (in RHOA) Cynthia was wrong for kicking porsha, she was callin porsha dumb and all other stuff, people have the rite to react. Cynthia needs to take he anger out on miss petra.
Jill A (in RHOA) Get off Porsha’s dick..You have low intelligence as well just look at your recaps full of grammar and run on sentences. Glad E.Jilla eloquently murdered your ass.
MehRHOA (in RHOA) You might wanna call your cable provided because your shows are confused booboo. I’m not a Porsha fan BUT you’re giving way too much credit to her then she deserves lol.
Anyways, Cynthia was extra hype. Kenya started with the shade off the bat. Did Porsha bring shamea without an invite? Yes. Was it necessary for Kenya to be messy? No. It carried over throughout the episode. They comment from Kandi to Cynthia about the “best friend” comment triggered her to get annoyed and Porsha walked into that by adding her own comment. It sure as hell bothered Cynthia and it was one thing after another. Tamra, you can say what you want but alcohol played a giant part on both ends, not just Porsha.
Colin (in RHOA) Totally agree! Kenya is barf!
Sensible (in RHOA)
Cynthia got slammed on instagram because she’s the one who started the fight in the beginning go ask Kenya that. In the beginning Cynthia was towering over Porsha first and being aggressive. Shamea was allowed to come to the party because Kenya told the ladies they can bring a friend. Cynthia bring Tammy and Porsha bring Shamea. Both Tammy and Shamea were also trying to get a peach because the Bravo producers looking for another housewife.
Cynthia was calling Shamea rude names while drunk out of her mind. Shamea did not do nothing to Cynthia that’s a fact. Porsha have to defended her friend and that’s when Cynthia came at her. Just because she feels she can use the word bitch but Porsha can’t just make Cynthia looked like an idiot. You should see the on the social media a lot of people have common sense to see through the BS that is Cynthia. Don’t even think she was not wrong yes she was. She could not go all gangsta on her cheating and gold digging husband but she have to take it out on Porsha and Shamea. That’s why she’s getting slammed on the social media. True Porsha should have walk away and left her at the end but it was Kenya’s idea for Porsha to sort it out with Cynthia. That lady got no story line but about her cheating husband. So of course she refused to listened to Porsha and pointed her fingers Porsha’s face which she done first till it got worse right there. Kenya got slammed for throwing shades at Kim about her age and Kim checked her on it with the quickness. Kandi was right that both Kenya and Cynthia was wrong the way they behaved. Cynthia with her drunk behind because of her cheating husband should have stay home. Kenya and Cynthia are NOT friends if you think so I got a couple of bridges to sell to you. Why else do anybody think Cynthia contact Nene? She knew after last week episode she was going to get slammed by the public for her hypocrisy, drunk behavior and picking on someone when it’s her husband she need to hen pick.
Literary giants.
Jill A Lord of the Tards.
These people are definitely on the short bus.
Jill A had me laughing with “just look at your recaps full of grammar”, and I also got a giggle out of Colin’s “Kenya is barf” comment. I don’t know how you deal with it TT, but I’m glad you do so we don’t have to.
You had me at “…just look at your recaps full of grammar…” TT, thank you for serving up ‘Tard Tea. Hilarious. And scary stupid.
Porsha iz barf.
I know, that’s when I started laughing. Poor Ms. Tamara Tattles, I wouldn’t have the patience for these folks.
SMH. The average education level in our country is just embarrassing. I wouldn’t be able to take it either TT. Thank you for sparing us!
You are so rite, as mswong would say. Reading these posts was a painful.
Is this The Retarded Peoples Couch viewers? Rena/Mswong/Sensible/Colin/Jill et al piled together on a couch, jabbering and with fingers splayed, clapping wildly for Porsha?
tess, dang it! I love The People’s Couch, please don’t ruin it for me. Pretty please?!
Wow. Just wow.
SMH. I feel for you TT with having to weed out this mess. But I do thank you for sharing so I could laugh
TT, I hope you make this a feature weekly. If readers really need to laugh, this is the place to come!
Brilliant idea. Can we please? It spreads joy, everyone is laughing, builds self esteem, I feel smarter after reading them, and is frankly, just the right thing to do.
Great idea! I would love a feature from the WLS. It gave me a much needed laugh.
I think my IQ just dropped reading what those WL’s had to say. Gawd.
Porsha’s got a dick??!
Who knew.
Yes, exactly! That caught my attention as well. I think that was the most funny comment.
A tricky dick.
Wins!!!
……..and a dickey trick.
That is actually the only funny, normal part of that post. It’s funny because…oh fuckit. If I have to explain it to you….
uuggghhhhhhh
Oh dear GOD you’re reading that nonsense every day? We need to get you like a swimming pool full of holy water to keep off the evil! The run on sentence comment from Jill A had me a little cracked up though ‘cuz you know I just thought that was funny given the first part of the comment discussing Porsha’s alleged dick.
Wow. ITA. This makes me support the antiquated idea that only property owners (or those of a certain ilk) could vote. Seriously, people that stupid used to have to follow the opinion of their lord, or king. Something to be said for history?
Your comment belongs in the WLS IMO.
Amazing.
I don’t know how you do it…
Wow TT those comments were truly priceless and rather hilarious. Thank you for sparing your readers …. But then again thank you for sharing because they made me laugh. You are a true gem and because I have never said this (only read others say the exact same thing ) your wit, talent and snark are so loved and appreciated. I love your blog so very much.
Whoa, baby! That is a lot of nearly unreadable stuff. Poor rena must have vision issues since she can’t find the right keys to spell her words 🙁 *snicker*
I love when people back up their own stupidity by posting a comment of support under another name. But, you would think they would be smart enough to pick a name that won’t give them away. Guess not.
She writes like she’s drunk. What a mess.
Several of my brain cells were destroyed reading this post.
Your job is really hard Tamara. I didn’t understand any of it.
Although I think its totally wrong for folks to attack you for your blog posts, I do feel that this is wrong as well. I know someone will post that no one cares what I think but I could care less. Your post are fun to read and I love the Tea that’s spilled. To be honest, I live in ATL as well and actually have been around these ladies on multiple occasions. My friends and associates are in the social circles of some of them and I kinda just go along for the ride. I love that for the most part you are spot on and I can always get more of the story from a friend. On TV some are not my favorites but ALL have been gracious and kind in person. Reading these posts add to the fun of it all. But making fun of people for thoughts or comments doesn’t seem right with me. This is just a show. Carlos tells them what to say, when to breath, sh*t and so forth. As they walk, he’s walking with them, just out of camera’s view. This is all staged and set up. Its a great soap opera. Let’s not pull out the knives on each other over a bunch of actress whose checks are gonna cash regardless. Again I know no one cares but I always say what I feel especially when it comes to things I enjoy. Thanks for all the Tea!
Um is this tard trying to say that posting the comments the WLS WANTED TO BE POSTED HERE, is wrong? Or trying to tell us she hangs out with “these ladies” um the morons in WLS? Or the morons on TV? And she starts with It’s wrong to attack me for my posts, but she doesn’t like this post?
I think we have found the queen moron to rule the WLS. But I’m not sure because I really can’t figure out what she is trying to say.
I think she was saying all of the things you said she was trying to say. Then again what do I know. I have a hard time reading and understanding “tard”.
The reason you, a literate person, like this blog is most likely because of the standards that are expected. Look at those posts up there. They are garbage. Setting standards and making it clear that those types of posts are neither enjoyed or tolerated is necessary. Thank god this isn’t an equal opportunity to retards blog. There are plenty of them you can visit.
Sweet mercy. Thankful for all you to protect us!
Thanks for filtering
Yikes!!! I see a gaggle of people didn’t graduate the high school.
Whoa, you have your work cut out for you TT, thanks for filtering! They are funny though, Sensible’s is downright epic. I have no room to laugh though since I’ve been known to go off in a comments section myself after a nog or six.
I’ve been feeling low and this gave me a good lol. To think I worry about posting since I live with TBI. But I do feel badly that you have to weed through stuff like this daily and who knew Porsha had a dick!
Please, please, please post these more often! They are hilarious.
God bless the WLS
Why. Why did I even skim this? Now I want to hen pick someone.
I think it’s great that you are posting comments you don’t agree with rather than just deleting them.
Not so fast Jo. lol. There have been several comments that have been deleted. What I find amusing is according to the rules, we are not to call the “celebrities” by nicknames, yet if we disagrees with her it’s commented on in the “window licker” section.
Jo, from these comments you think that they were not allowed to go through because I don’t agree with them? Way to miss the point.
BG, I’m ready to reserve you a seat in the WLS of your own.
Peach, oddly enough rena who posts a million nonsensical things a day posted that she is an engineer with a high paying government job. ( ROFLMAO) so perhaps she can lead the search to the underground train station.
Lick Lick …
As a retired teacher, all I can say is, “Oh, my!” I think the name ‘Porshtards’ works well.
A blessing on you, TT, for creating the WLS where they can all stew together. I hope all of them together can find the engineer of The Underground Railroad.
These are hilarious. Perhaps they could become a weekly or monthly post.
My eyes are bleeding.
One poster seemed to entirely omit any and all verbs. Pretty spectacular lol
Less time spent posting rambling drivel on the internet and more in remedial english classes, please lol
Hae Shae! Smilin’.
I have no words, laughing too hard. Thank you so much for sharing this. I needed a laugh!
OMG tears are running down my face!! LMAO! Thanks Tamara!
Seriously though how do these people get jobs?
Can you imagine the written applications? lol
My fav: You have low intelligence as well just look at your recaps full of grammar and run on sentences.
Ahahah!!
Stale and sad ~
Hysterical.
Thanks for the laughs.
GOLD! Can you make this a regular feature please Tamara? Thanks for the laugh x
Jesus. I’m going to post one more from Rena and then I am sending her to the part of the WLS I never see.
“if u only knew just what my education is and I use my voice typer this is my string theory ever heard of Steven hawking I’m an engineer studying physics and advancing into quantum physics you want to challenge my intelligence contact me ever use your voice typer as your doing 3 things at once and it’s so sad to see people making fun of uneducated black women which some assumed I was but ehat if I was anf had just got the opportunity to go on a blog and was so excited only to read my own people putting me down you talk about white oppression the African American culture is destroying itself from within every day you put each other down and kill each other you make fun of each other instead of lifting each other up but then you pulled the race card and Blaine whitey blame whitey excuse my voice typer doesn’t always type the word I say and as I’m working on to other things using Miss as a three minute kill till I get back into the real world my voice typer doesn’t always work there’s my string theory”
There are dozens of these. Clearly she is not back in the real world yet.
Lol.
I’m pretty sure her “string” theory is on par with Brandi Glanville’s string theory.
I laugh, yet feel like crying at the same time… just…wow.
She needs to take a breath, jesus christ.
But Maisey! She’s a engineer! A linear thinker! She’s a white woman concerned about the African American culture! She’s a multitasker who can’t be bothered to type or worry about literacy! She works for the government while studying string theory!
I would not have banished her all the way because she is funny as shit. But she just posts way too many times a day and I don’t have time for funny. 🙁