“My lips were made for talking, and that’s just what they’ll do.” ~ Lisa Rinna
“I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.” ~ Eileen Davidson
“I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches!” ~Lisa Vanderpump
“In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself.” ~ Kyle Richards
“I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle… and cash!” ~Erika Jayne
“Fake friends believe in rumors, real friends believe in you.” ~ Yolanda Foster
Looks like Yolanda is going to come out swinging…. click through for more spoilers…
And from the official Bravo PR release…
A friend of Yolanda’s, Erika Girardi is a blonde bombshell married to one of the highest-powered, top-earning lawyers in the United States, who happens to be 32 years her senior. Erika leads a rich paradox of a double life, overseeing a breathtaking estate by day and performing as an over-the-top, hit-making, sexy star named Erika Jayne by night. New housewife Kathryn Edwards knew Lisa Rinna twenty years ago when they were both starting to make waves in the LA scene. Now married without children to retired football player, Donnie Edwards who is nine years her junior, the pair leads an enviably stress-free life of fun and excitement, splitting their time between Brentwood and San Diego.
This season, Yolanda’s struggle with Lyme disease continues as she goes to extremes in search of a cure, which leads the other women to question her actions. Longtime friends, Lisa Vanderpump and Lisa Rinna, are also in the crossfire as gossip and secrets erupt into a deeply personal conflict between the two. New to the group, Kathryn tries to befriend Erika, but they quickly become embroiled in their own drama and sparks fly when they start speaking the truth. Kyle is just trying to keep her head above water while expanding her store, maintaining friendships with the women and dealing with unexpected personal matters. Reeling from the recent death of her father-in-law, Eileen seeks a much needed apology after questions and details about her marriage arise from another housewife. Whether driving Ferraris in Italy, staying at a glorious house in the Hamptons or receiving VIP treatment at the world’s tallest building in Dubai, nothing will keep the Beverly Hills housewives from shedding tears and hurling accusations while still keeping up impeccable appearances.
The season premieres, tomorrow!
I hate all of their taglines, but i hate Erika’s the most. also did yolanda actually consider lvp and rinna her real friends because i feel like those are the only two questioning her disease so sounds like she is talking about them. Wasn’t lvp was just her hollywood friend ?
As much as i am going to hate this season, because they are going to force me to defend yolanda, who i cant stand, i am interested in the rift between lvp and Rinna.
These tag lines are better than RHOA. Each one reflected the housewives personality. Yolanda’s was telling. Poor Yolanda. I don’t like when people doubt illnesses. Even if it is in her head, that would be an illness too. Compassion is super easy to give and costs nothing
“My lips were made for talking, and that’s just what they’ll do.” ~ Lisa Rinna
Lame .Cringeworthy
Agreed.
“…and one of these days these lips are gonna
walktalk all over you…”Seems pretty apt.
Still better than Kenya’s “Don’t come for me unless I twirl for you”.
I feel the need to publically agree with Beets here. Kenya’s tagline is god awful.
Oh, and I forgot to say: I beg to differ with Miss Rinna. Those lips were not made for talking. They were clearly tailor-made for…um…sucking…
Where are they getting all of these awful tag lines? No matter…I can’t wait for tomorrow!
Andy loves them. He practically sings their praises from the rooftops lately. So, that should tell you something.
On the night of RHOAs premiere, Kenya said she didn’t like hers on her Twitter feed.
Good job, Andrew.
Ericka Jayne has the dumbest tagline Ive EVER heard! Not witty at all. I love my Queen LVP’s tagline. I love dogs way more than people and so does she. #Doglovers
So Erika is the air-headed bimbo, right?
I’m thrilled Eileen is back!!
Phaedra needs to watch this show to see what the “appearance” of class looks like…because at least these women try to act classy. Most of the women on RHOA don’t even know how to fake it.
Yolanda has a lot of nerve to make her tag line about fake friends. Lisa and Ken will probably never forget her accusing Ken of assaulting her, great friend that she was. Lisa has been conniving, but that is the friendship ender there.
Did she ever apologize for that even after seeing the video?
No, she did not. Se was too busy demanding an apology from LVP at the reunion.
Ugh. I don’t think I can even read about another fake/not fake illness.#desperateforstorylines
I totally agree with you as I’m over the questioning illness as well.
Hate the tag lines. Want to hear the real issue between Rinna and LVP. I think Rinna’s true clues will show this season.
Rinna reeks of crazy and that new car, first season smell isn’t going to be there to temper it.
Real friends fake friends, blah blah blah. I feel sorry for Yolanda, but gawd she is so boring.
With you on this. Yo? You listening? No they are not your friends. They are your co-stars. Shut up about it. We want class and fabulous-ness from you. I know you are sick but don’t whine about who is my friend. Show you how to remain classy while dealing with an illness.
Erika tweeted that she is from Atlanta and that her “ATL comes out” this season. I guess that is code for ratchet? Do you take offense when people talk like that TT? As if being from Atlanta means you are bred to act like Porsha…
I guess we know who the new Brandi is… She’s certainly got a lot to live up to.
Of course Pfftt! All of Atlanta is embarrassed not just by RHOA which gets the most publicity but by all the others as well. The theme of all of these shows is “Black women who act like trash!” It’s extremely embarrassing to the city. Now we have an idiot doing it on RHOBH?
REALLY WISH you would recap Real Housewives of Cheshire…am getting into that show when I can understand what they are saying. Every time I watch I think to myself, “Ahhh if only TT was recapping this…they give you so much to write about!”
And let the games begin!
I love Lisa R, hate Erika already. just saying.
Zy, I kinda hate her already too. Maybe we’ll change our minds?
RHoNYC and BH have always been faves of mine when it comes to the total cast. Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re entertaining both on and offscreen to me. So with that being said, lol, just want to throw out there that while I love Lisa Rinna casted on the show, I haven’t really “liked” her since her visit with the kids to her hometown. I thought it was “real”ly revealing on just who she is, which came across to me as a look down her nose social climber who never looked back and taught her daughters the same attitude. Rinna may very well had good reason for this outook, but again, just didnt “like” her after the visit.
I hate all the taglines, except LVP, as well.
Tess, I so agree. I have a feeling we would have gotten there eventually with Lisa R (as I did with Lisa V) but I really wanted more honeymoon in my TV relationship with Lisa R where everything she does is great and I love her. Sadly, the honeymoon ended on that trip and I started wondering if the marriage was a mistake.
I hate how Bravo can edit these people to be good or evil so easily and we buy into it every time.
Oh no! Please, not more health and treatment “questioning”.
Still, I’m looking forward to this season without Kim and Brandi insanity.
I agree with everyone else. No more questioning someone’s illness. Give it (and us) a rest, Bravo.
Yes, NO questioning illness. Ever. Again. lol I wouldn’t mind watching Yolanda exploring her health issues, whether it’s misdiagnosed Lyme or any other disease. She looks like shit at times, and that’s enough for me.
The difference between Brooks and Yolanda is that we’ve SEEN her hooked up and drugged up in the doctor’s office. SHAME on LVP/Rinna for their impending attacks on Yo. Yolanda is a lot of things, a lot of negative things to some people, but fake has never been one of them.
Say a lot about Brandi, but at least she’s always been a true friend to Yolanda and vice versa. I almost miss her, and we haven’t even started the season yet.
When I watched the show tonight and saw that Yolanda appears to be too sick to attend (fawn over , kiss the ass of) her husband .. I thought to myself.. They’ll be divorced soon! And low and behold , they are divorcing. Based on what I saw in seasons past, that man always has to be told how wonderful he is. I would imagine that all of Yolanda’s health problems were a little too “real” for Mr. Foster.
Wow interesting spoilers. None of these conflicts were obvious from the trailer.
So this season’s feuds seem to be:
– Erika vs. Kathryn (though Instagram suggests they now get along)
– Lisa R. vs. Yolanda
– Lisa R. vs. Lisa V. (betting this is the person Lisa R. is talking about with the “you’ll go down in flames with me” comment in the trailer)
– Eileen vs. Lisa V.
So reunion couching, I’d guess-
Lisa V, Kyle, Kathryn
Lisa R, Eileen, Yolanda, Erika
I just don’t see Yolanda getting the first couch seat