This should be a very interesting episode of RHOA . I’m dying to know if Kenya got taken to court for showing up at Chateau Sheree. But I am even more interested to see how things went down exactly on the boat party on Lake Lanier. Sadly, I’m sure that will be a cliffhanger over to next week’s show. I’m dying to see how it lines up with what I have heard.
We start with Kenya walking down the street headed to Chateau Sheree. Unless the gates are open, you really do have to walk over from the street behind the monstrosity because it is a super busy intersection. What whut? Have they CGIed that house and added grass and made the trees green? Why yes, yes it sure looks like they have. And Sheree is there conveniently sweeping the construction site. The back of the house is gorgeous. There is a giant living room on the back side that has no ceiling on the first floor, it just goes right up to the roof and the whole thing is windows. It’s really nice. And ALMOST makes up for the windowless front of the house. Sheree is NOT going to let Kenya into the house. LOL. She still has no flooring in there. But she got electrical this year! Notice how the back of the house is slap up on the house behind it. That is the person who moved. I am not sure if anyone new has moved in. The street that the house backs up to is the most pissed off of all the neighbors in that area. Also please note, there is no one there working on the house. Oh the boat party is for Cynthia! Which makes the two hoodrats going after her even more ratchet. Sheree and Kenya place a friendly wager over who will have their certificate of occupancy by Christmas. Fun fact, my attorney informed Sheree what a certificate of occupancy was in court. It would seem like Shereee, the contractor, would have been familiar with that term. I have no idea where Moore Manor is as far as construction, but there is no way in hell Sheree will have a certificate of occupancy by Christmas.
It seems that Porsha rented a new white car for the filming season. It pulled in to Phaedra’s last Sunday or the Sunday before for the final filming of RHOA. That entire neighborhood is so glad it’s over. Anyway, Phaedra and Porsha go to Junkman’s Daughter’s Brother for a little bit of shopping. This is a store for hipsters and college students. It’s a good place to buy a Halloween costume. Porsha is there for some THOT clothes.
Later, Porsha puts on her slutty clothes and prepares for some video sexting with Duke. Unfortunately, Duke is out getting laid. Who knew you could be stood up without even having a date? She calls Phaedra who tries to explain the concept of he is not into you like that. Someone needs to explain to her what a THOT is.
Kandi has a very interesting interior design aesthetic. Cynthia comes by to talk about Peter. Kandi is a bit worries about her fibroids. She has a hard time slowing down. She and Todd want to open a family restaurant. It’s Todd’s idea. Cynthia says that Sports One is doing great, but Peter is there all the time. I tend to disagree about Sports One. I don’t think that Peter is actually working at the restaurant, dear.
Kim Fields brings her boys over to Phaedra’s for a playdate at the pool. Phaedra talks about being an entertainment lawyer in her talking heads. So funny. I thought that Phaedra asked her what her clit looked like. Because that is something Phaedra would do. But actually, she wanted to know who Kim’s clique are. Who she hangs out with. Kim steers the conversation to her astonishment at all the THOTish behavior among the RHOA. She wants to lead a charge toward having class. In Phaedra’s talking head, she says she is glad she found someone to fight the good fight to bring class back to Atlanta. Did I mention in the previous scene that Phaedra was buying fishnets from Junkman’s Daughter’s Brother’s bargain bin? And it make me think of all the black fishnet body stockings we’ve had to endure her plump posterior in ? I can’t imagine getting my nails done every week. I hate getting them done. I love the result but hate the process. The process is not fun.
The Party At Lanier
We finally meet Tammy. I knew they could not edit her out of everything. She was everywhere. Kenya starts right off throwing shade at Tammy. Tammy has to be told what “throwing shade” means. Meanwhile, Kim and Kandi talk about her sex toy line. Kim wants to try it. But not the vibrating panties. Kim doesn’t wear underwear. Tammy drops that she is Bob Whitfield’s BFF. She says that Sheree was a gold digger in her relationship with Bob. The van with Kandi and Kim picks up the two hoodrats. Eventually, everyone arrives at the giant pontoon boat with three hot half naked bartenders.
Now as I was told the story, Shamea was not invited to this event but Porsha brought her anyway. Can you really crash the van ride like that? We did not see Porsha and Shamea getting in the van. I wonder if Kandi said anything about Shamea being there? Kenya and Cynthia were already pissed that Shamea showed up. Kenya points out immediately that Shamea was not invited right in front of everyone.
Kandi likes Shamea. Phaedra cancelled on the trip citing a sick child as the reason. Kenya is going in on Kim and Kim is giving it right back. That is not a good look, Kenya. Don’t fuck with Tootie. Kenya announces that they are there because Cynthia’s marriage is in the shitter and she needed a relaxing day out. She also let’s everyone know that she is Cynthia’s best friend. If I had a best friend who wanted to throw a party for me because I’m having a rough time in my marriage, I would not expect that friend to bring it up to everyone as I am trying to leave it all behind and enjoy the lake.
Then Sheree shows up. There is an awkward exchange of looks between Sheree and Tammy. Tammy starts right away trying to get Kandi onboard with mentoring her son who is a singer of some sort. Bob Whitfield is acting as his manager. Kandi says that she has two groups that she is already working with. Tammy is not accepting the blow off well.
Meanwhile, Cynthia thanks Sheree for not having Kenya Moore arrested for trespassing at Chateau Sheree. Because errybody knows how Sheree is. Sheree talks about how Kenya should have brought her some cookies or a cake. To a construction site? Kenya points out that the “bitch ain’t got no kitchen!”
I see how production loves Tammy. She’s ratchet. None of the housewives seem to like her except for Cynthia.
Here comes the twerking just as described. Drunk ass Porsha starts grinding on Cynthia. It doesn’t look like they are going to show all the twerking. Then we cut to Kenya pointing out that Shamea was a bitch to her at her product launch party. Shamea makes a few rude comments to Kenya and calls her Miss America and Kenya tells Shamea she needs to be removed from her boat. Cynthia goes to try to reel Kenya in, and in doing so is doing a huge favor for the two thugs and they repay her by calling her a bitch. Now Cynthia is ready to throw them BOTH off the boat.
Porsha begins threatening Cynthia saying, “You don’t want me to stand up, because when I stand up it’s going to be another situation!” Cynthia replies with “Girl please, ain’t nobody thinking about you getting turned up. You took a damn THOT pill! Don’t be disrespectful!” Side note: WTF is a THOT pill?
Next, we see the boat arrive to remove Shamea. Then Porsha goes to track Cynthia down. She claims in her talking head after the fact she was going to check on her. Ummm Hmmm.. Porsha sits down on the end of Cynthia’s chair and a lot of fingerpointing conversation occurs. Cynthia asks if Porsha is apologizing and they are moving on. Porsha says she doesn’t feel like she did anything and continues to antagonize Cynthia. Screaming recommences. Cynthia tells Porsha several times to get away from her. Porsha continues to rant. Cynthia is doing a lot of finger pointing. Porsha then screams at Cynthia that she is fake as fuck. Cynthia say something about Porsha having a fake chin. And then Porsha stands up on Cynthia’s chair? And Cynthia kicks Porsha off of her from a seated position. But they don’t show anything and it’s to be continued. Frankly, I don’t think they will show the physical part of it next week either.
Next Week: Porsha has to be restrained by security AGAIN! Why do they keep letting this violent bitch film? Shamea is still on the boat at the point the fight broke out. I think both the thugs leave on the small boat right after this. Porsha is screaming about how she is going to “catch that bitch when she is by herself and I am going to fuck her up!” And there is the little hoodrat being her ratchet self. Phaedra tries to tell Kim that Porsha was injured or cut by Cynthia. Because she is a lying hobag. And everyone gets together for dinner and Cynthia for some reason entertains a conversation with her attacker.