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Vanderpump Rules Aftershow Recap: Xanaduuu…..de

November 24, 2015 by tamaratattles 29 Comments

Pump Rules Kristen Karma

 

By Xanadude

A couple of brief notes on the AfterShow, which you should be watching:

It’s a comedy show and recapping it would be like describing porn to someone who just masturbated, so just some points –

Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are the hosts. They are amazingly funny. They aren’t taking the show or the cast seriously, a point which the cast seem to not understand. The hosts will ask hysterically inappropriate and/or sarcastic statements, and the cast will answer as if they were UN Ambassadors. Surprisingly, Sandoval and Shay are the ones who get into the spirit of it and play along. I like “sober” non castrated Shay-he’s pretty funny and quick.

Watch Julie and Brandy’s facial expressions and eye rolls.

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The one thing I will say is that while discussing Jax and James, Sandoval said that “Jax is tangy and James is sweet.” To which I can only hazard to guess that Sandoval has tasted them both.

Scheana cannot count to twelve. or give a definition of sober.

Scheana also could not keep her story straight – saying that Jax was told about the “intervention” but he forgot, but then saying IN THE SAME CONVERSATION, that she never told Jax and he would be the last person she would tell.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Ariana, Ariana Madix, Bravo, Brittany Cartwright, Did Tom Cheat on Ariana?, dumbasses, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Felony Charge, James, James Kennedy, Jax, Katie Maloney, Kristen, Kristen Doute, Lala Kent, Lisa Vanderpump, Mike Shay, Morons, Peter, PUMP, Sandoval, Schwartz, Stassi Schroeder, SUR, Tom and Katie, Tom Sandoval, Tom Sandoval is in Love With Jax, Tom Schwartz, Vanderpump Rules, What is Jax's real name?, Why was Jax in Jail?

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  1. calipatti says

    November 24, 2015 at 1:17 am

    Xdude, WTG, congratulation on your very own post.
    Love your humor however I seldom watch this show until it repeats. Later.
    HIGH 5 TT, you did well with Xdude,
    I think. Ha

    Reply
  2. Dee says

    November 24, 2015 at 3:27 am

    Thank you, it was funny, especially Scheana, lol

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  3. lisamia says

    November 24, 2015 at 4:27 am

    Got too sleepy to watch the show, so was glad to read the recap before checking out. Thanks, Xanadude! Shay talking is like Silent Bob or Harpo Marx talking!

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  4. Angel(?) says

    November 24, 2015 at 6:35 am

    I love Brandi and Julie! They are so funny on The Peoples Couch with all their little dogs.

    I caught the Scheana and Shay segment. Shay was funny. Nice to see his personality.

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      November 24, 2015 at 9:57 am

      I just started watching that show-it seemed so stupid to me last year but it’s really funny-the editing is really good.

      Reply
  5. alexa2626 says

    November 24, 2015 at 7:01 am

    Need to watch this, they are funny ladies.

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  6. AKA Riley says

    November 24, 2015 at 8:38 am

    So, so amusing that two people get to host their own show….because they are filmed watching TV. Only in America.

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    • Dee says

      November 24, 2015 at 9:51 am

      I can’t find it now but someone on here mentioned a dress Brittany wore for her interview with Lisa. My GOD! It looks like a nightgown, even shorter

      Reply
      • Dee says

        November 24, 2015 at 2:45 pm

        Hey Dude, tried to post system wouldn’t take. I just followed you on Twitter. Not very good at it, joined to follow Tamaratattles.

        Reply
    • itwasjulie says

      November 24, 2015 at 11:53 pm

      Nope it is an English import. They have a older “posh” couple and they love their gin.

      Reply
  7. Dee says

    November 24, 2015 at 11:01 am

    Xanadude, I am now following you on Twitter. Not good at it, only joined to follow Tamara, thanks for great recap, Dee

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    • Dee says

      November 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm

      Well..shoot, sorry for double post

      Reply
  8. satinbliss says

    November 24, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    So glad you’re recapping this Xdude. And I’m going to follow u as soon as I finish this comment. This show is a trainwreck and the after show is even funnier. Julie and brandy are indeed having the time of their lives with this gig and I’m loving it. the cast are all delusional except shay, the “addict”. He seems like the only normal one. Funny how we see the other ones pouring hard liquor down their throats, punching and screwing each other on the daily but he’s the one with the “problem” lol

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  9. Anastasia_Beave says

    November 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    The After Show is far better than the actual show.

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  10. zenjen55 says

    November 24, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    The Peoples Couch is the best show Bravo has! The 3 elder ladies makes me laugh so hard, i pee. Love the after show, I say dump WWHL in favor of Julie and Brandy. Thanks for the recap Xanadude, you rocked it xxx

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    • lisamia says

      November 25, 2015 at 12:19 pm

      Julie and Brandi are so much more entertaining than Andy.

      Reply
  11. WonkyTonk says

    November 24, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    Congrats all around. Tamara you got Xanadude to post that took a while! Good on ya, and good on the dude! And Xanadude yeah those two are one of my favorite groups on The People’s Couch. They’re just funny. The after show took me by surprise, wasn’t expecting that, but the thing is when they had Lisa Vanderpump on it I realized Bravo was taking the show seriously. Does anyone else think Scheana is freaking exhausting? I’m about done with her overblown histrionic attention seeking husband drama. That needs to end on the show.

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    • satinbliss says

      November 24, 2015 at 11:38 pm

      Scheana is the devil. When tom said he wondered if maybe shay was having an affair, she breathlessly exclaims, “oh thank god it wasn’t that! Heehee” she makes me wanna cut a bitch.

      looks like James and Kristin should be the next featured guests. I’m sure they will be much more entertaining.

      Reply
  12. WonkyTonk says

    November 24, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    Come on Tamara are your moderating me? Seriously?

    Reply
  13. Urethra Franklin says

    November 24, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    I watched the After Show and Shay stills seems medicated to me.

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    • lisamia says

      November 25, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      Maybe he’s replaced the pills with a whole lot of marijuana, since he gets a pass on that.

      Reply
    • Bj says

      December 29, 2015 at 2:52 am

      He looked high at gay pride.

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  14. BeerWenchinTX says

    November 24, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    Love your recaps Xanadude! Did Julie and Brandy host the after show last year? If they did how did I miss that??? I thought it was just some chick and it was lame… Maybe that was the year before.

    Scheana geez….. That is all that needs to be said.

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    • Xanadude says

      November 25, 2015 at 2:56 am

      This is actually the first year for the VPR Aftershow. Congrats to Julie and Brandy on getting the well-deserved gig!

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      • NeverBeenJaxed says

        November 25, 2015 at 8:14 pm

        Congrats to Julie and Brandy for the well-deserved gig indeed! They are hysterical on The Peoples Couch and I absolutely love their friendship! On the aftershow there are no holds barred and they say exactly what everyone else is thinking. Love love love it!

        Thanks Xanadude for the recap and congrats! I just got to watch #PumpRules and the #PumpRulesAftershow from the dvr because, crazy working hours.

        Brittany really showed up in that outfit for an interview???? Really??? And not once, but twice forgot her resume and looked to Jax to say “oh we really should have brought that with us?”…Lord, the girl has no clue. I feel sorry for her, but only a little because she was warned. Repeatedly. LaLa says she doesn’t know what “being Jaxed is….but it SOUNDS fun”…oh man. It’s gonna be a GREAT season!

        Can’t wait for the rest! BTW, Xanadude I’m heading straight over to Twitter to follow you asap!

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  15. tamaratattles says

    November 26, 2015 at 12:49 am

    I finally watched the aftershows on Demand today. I don’t get the fascination. And are the two hosts a couple or just friends? Also Vanderpump didn’t seem very adept at doing her own hair and makeup…

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    • Xanadude says

      November 27, 2015 at 12:17 am

      Yeah, but you don’t like The People’s Couch either 🙂

      Reply
  16. janet says

    November 27, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    I didnt think 5 pills a day was a huge deal. I think he could wean himself down. He needs to get a good doctor that treats the whole body and put the guy on a wellness program. I was disappointed in Sheena and her judgemental reaction and crying “why did you marry me!” Geez the guy needed her support. Alsi, hated the way Lisa Vanderpump h andeled it too, implying Shady was not the man he appeared to be, because he suffers from depression and waa sekf medicating, and was HONEST about decided to come clean about it. Ive allways seen Lisa as a cold fish I dont think shes beautiful either ,with her stiff hair and her stiff upper lip and her little yes man.

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    • janet says

      November 27, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      Sorry my phone is screwing up. I just think shaming someone who has problems, is the reason alot of people refuse to get any help, until its too late. Acting shocked and disappointed, and like the person is a defective loser, isnt helpful at all. Sheena should have embraced her husband for being honest, and let him know he can come to her with anything, and shell support him in fixing it. Nobody is perfect Lisa Vanderpump, and youre not helping by suggesting Sheena should re think her marriage, because her husband suffers from depression and made the decision to speak about it.

      Reply

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