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Watch What Happens Live With Porsha Williams and Ja Rule

November 23, 2015 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

WWHL With Porsha Williams and Ja Rule

 

Porsha Williams is on WWHL with Andy Cohen and I can’t wait to hear what she has to say tonight when Andy shows the clip from Lake Lanier.  I like Porsha’s dress but it does look just like the athletic top she wore on tonight’s show at the track meet. She has a really nice waist cincher on underneath there. You can only see it in the buttock region. Check out the tattoos on her wrists are those new?

Andy asks if it was really water in the Moore Hair Care bottles. Porsha said yes and the other products were cocoa butter. Porsha throws some shade about that, and y’all I can’t even stick up for my girl launching a product with no product.

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Is Porsha completely ball headed? Did she run out of weave before she got to the front or is there just nothing left to attach it to?  Sheree has had that issue for years, but it looked like tonight Sheree may have enough to stop just gluing a hair bagel on top.

Andy asked them to guess how many times they showed people fanning at Kenya’s launch party. Ja Rule guessed 22. Porsha with her retard mental strength screams no! 100!  It was 25.  Poor Porsha.

Andy is still trying to milk his viral episode where Vivica Fox suggested 50 cent was a bit light in his loafers.

RHOA Porsha

 

OH !!!  Tomorrow night is a one on one with Vicki Gunvalson ! I am ever so excited because it’s been almost a week since I got to post about Brooks Ayers faking cancer! le sigh. At the end he said the show he said this will be at 8:30. WTF? Way to mess up everything, Andrew.

LOL They are playing a whose side were you on game. First up, Kenya versus Sheree. Now I fully expected her to say Sheree, and she did, but she claimed the reason was because Sheree has a house that is almost ready in like a month. Oh, dear, dumbass Porsha. We have been waiting for a holiday party in that womens prison for almost five years now. Santa Claus will not be dropping gifts into the lieberry.  At the end of the game Porsha says she was just at chateau Sheree and “she is almost done, just paint and a little bit of something else.”   One of the little bits of something else is a certificate of occupancy from Fulton County. Good luck with that.

I didn’t get what Porsha said about The Game “already having a twin.” Did she say “below”? Somebody needs to explain that to me.

Andy plays the preview of next week where Shamea and Porsha go in on Cynthia. Now mind you these two started with Kenya first and she paid them dust so they moved on to Cynthia trying to get a peach. The cut it with Porsha jumping up off the chair that Cynthia was in after Cynthia grabs her hands from flying around her face. Ja Rule says, (about Porsha) “That knee came up! That knee came up! Ut Oh!”  Showing that anyone who watches would agree Porsha is the aggressor. As. Fucking. Usual. Ja Rule says that Porsha is getting all Rhonda Rousey up in there. Yes. Yes she was. Because she is trash.

Well clearly I was wrong about Porsha having something on to give her waist some shape. She has NOTHING on under that dress. Andy just asked her about having her butt done. She gets up and turns her butt to the cameras and makes her but cheeks clap saying, “You know this is cornbread fed!”  Now you could see cellulite through the dress but her ribcage seems VERY small. But her thighs are huge. So I am not sure what to make of her butt. But I’m leaning toward having some of that home depot cement stuff shot up in there. What do ya’ll think?

Is Ja Rule seeing anyone? Because he seems down with Porsha and that would be a great direction for her to go.

Andy asks Ja Rule if there is any upside to being in prison. Because, Andy.  He says the weight room. He worked out several times a day.

Porsha says she is still good friends with Duke Williams and they still text. He says that Duke texted her during the show saying he really didn’t feel the way it appeared he did on the show. Oh this girl lies like a dog on a rug. Let me go pause to see what Duke is saying on social media. Okay, I found nothing. He seems like a sweet guy lately on Twitter. Cute new dog and lots of compassion for the terrorist attack in Paris.

A Porshatard named Ovaltine asks Porsha how she is with Kenya. She says they are good. That’s very interesting. I mean everything else she has said on the show has been a lie. Then the next caller asks who needs a colonic because they are full of it. She of course says….Kenya. Oh Porsha.

Porsha repeatedly calls the new show the housewives of Platomic. Andy corrects her and then she says, “Where the hell is that?” Andy should be worried about this because a vast portion of real housewives viewers are her mental peers.

Oh Ja Rule is married so, so much for that idea. Oh wait. Porsha has been with several married men on the down low, ALLEGEDLY, so the streets say.

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  1. Stella says

    November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am

    She’s had those wrist tats since at least halfway through her first season, maybe even from the beginning. I remember spotting them and being surprised. Not so surprising now.

    Reply
  2. Josie says

    November 23, 2015 at 12:23 am

    I keep hoping it is an act and she is not really that dumb however, anytime she opens her mouth, I realize that she truly is an idiot.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      November 23, 2015 at 1:56 am

      Despite what I say about Porsha’s lack of intellect, she does a really good job on Dish Nation. If I had never seen housewives, I would find her quite likeable on that show. It’s not easy to do what she does on Dish Nation and she makes it look easy. So a part of me thinks she is faking her stupidity to at least some degree.

      OTOH her businesses are abysmal and not generating revenue.

      Reply
      • Dee says

        November 23, 2015 at 6:40 am

        Tamara, I hope you’re starting to feel better. Great recaps!

        Reply
      • TeeTee says

        November 23, 2015 at 10:05 pm

        I watch Dish Nation…it’s scripted..you know that…she is a complete and utter dumb-ass!

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      • tamaratattles says

        November 23, 2015 at 11:49 pm

        OF COURSE DISH NATION IS SCRIPTED TEE TEE! But Porsha who appears to be functionally illiterate reads those scripts like a champ! Seriously. She is there five days a week for the most part and does an excellent job with the scripts. Better than most people on the set. She rarely stumbles over a single word and on that show seems more literate than Phaedra ever has.

        I am just saying, I think she has us all snowed on RHOA. On Dish Nation, she seems very professional …within the laid back (rachet) setting of that show. I don’t watch often, but when I catch it, her delivery is flawless.

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  3. Spilledperfume says

    November 23, 2015 at 1:24 am

    I love JaRule but I had no idea he had been in prison.

    You will never see me implying that 50 Cent is light in the loafers. He looks like he could rip your head off and hand it to you and by you I mean any of us not actually you.

    I love your recaps of the Real Housewife shows. Now I just need to watch the shows so I know why I’m laughing.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      November 23, 2015 at 1:59 am

      Spill, Save yourself! You don’t want to start watching this crap. Seriously. Don’t.

      Reply
      • Spilledperfume says

        November 23, 2015 at 2:05 am

        You crack me up. I’m currently reading some of your other recaps of the housewife shows.

        Reply
  4. Brandi says

    November 23, 2015 at 2:22 am

    Omgggg!! The reason I ended up on this page is bcz I’m bothered about The Game response!?? What was so funny?? I don’t get it? If you get an answer pleeeease let me know. ☺️?

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  5. Minky says

    November 23, 2015 at 2:24 am

    “so the streets say” You’ve been talking to Mama Joyce (aka The Streets) again, haven’t you?

    By the by, did you ever get that link I sent you? I’m internet illiterate, so I never know if my messages have gone through.

    Reply
  6. FROSTYtheOG says

    November 23, 2015 at 7:01 am

    Ugh. I hate that I know the answer to “TheGame” and the Twin reference…
    Game has posted a few Dick pics recently, in which he is showing how, ummmm…. well endowed he is. These aren’t naked Dick pics, however they are very revealing.
    Now I can scrub that from my memory ☺?

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    • FROSTYtheOG says

      November 23, 2015 at 7:03 am

      *Allegedly*

      Reply
      • Dee says

        November 23, 2015 at 3:21 pm

        So funny FROSTY. I heard Porsha say that was her hair. I was wondering about that. Normally her hair/weave is long. I wonder why Kim Bierman uses wigs vs weaves.

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        • Spilledperfume says

          November 23, 2015 at 9:18 pm

          Dee, Kim said that her real hair is just as nice as the wigs she wears. She said she prefers wigs because they are so easy. She can just walk in her closet and choose a wig. I googled it one day because I can’t believe anyone has such nice hair and then covers it with a wig. She said that’s why her kids have such nice hair, that they get it from her.

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    • MzKRB says

      November 23, 2015 at 10:22 pm

      I think they were referring to another artist named Jiddena (sp). He looks like he could be the twin brother of The Game.

      Reply
  7. AKA Riley says

    November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am

    Surely Porsha would not pretend to be stupid enough to say what she said about the Underground Railroad. To humiliate her family by playing dumb over such a serious issues….no. She really is that stupid. As for The Dish, everyone has something they are good at, is the only explanation for her doing well on that show. And the remark about her being trashy…that fits her to a T!.

    Reply
  8. janshell says

    November 23, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Ovaltine???!! Really? That’s something we drink in Trinidad! LMAO!!

    Reply
    • Lisa Patterson says

      November 23, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      “Drink your ovaltine” is what Ralphie uncovered in his prize in A Christmas Story.

      Reply
  9. Bria says

    November 23, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    TT, you are the best……… your recap is everything. It’s Monday morning at work but am feeling like Friday because of micro-management but this recap is the ultimate stress reliever i desperately needed to move on. I completely fell off my desk with the phrase “I can stick up for my girl for launching a product without product.”

    Reply
  10. Denine says

    November 23, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    For a little clarification, Porsha is a woman who likes to slick down her edges or the baby hairs as they are sometimes called, along her hairline. Many Black women do this, although I’m not one of them. For some, it’s a regular part of their grooming habits. I’ve just never cared enough to go through the trouble.

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    • Dee says

      November 23, 2015 at 3:25 pm

      Denne, thanks for clarifying the edges. I wondered what that meant. I have lots of edges praying they grow :). I lost hair after surgery.

      Reply
      • Denine says

        November 27, 2015 at 8:01 pm

        If I may? Get yourself a bottle of Jamaican Black Caster Oil. Apply a little to your edges each night before bed and massage it in. I don’t know why it works, but it does. I get mine on Amazon.

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  11. kym says

    November 23, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Ok, here is the answer about The Game: She said he has a twin, cause he is packing a can of hairspray in his pants. See if you can find of his current selfies in the bathroom. That is the twin Porsha is speaking of.

    Reply
  12. BravoAddict says

    November 23, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Missing your Vanderpump Rules recaps! Also, you should start recapping Apres Ski! 🙂

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      November 23, 2015 at 8:09 pm

      I have recapped Apres Ski! I may or may not get to it tonight as I am having technical difficulties. I’m hoping to have an exciting guest commenter on VP tonight. We shall see. My cable is caflooey and the DVR is not working ATM.

      Reply
  13. Fire Fly says

    November 24, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Porsha needs to go back to school. I wonder if Bravo is keeping her on to make fun of how uneducated she is because of her race.

    Reply
  14. Mrs. Muffins says

    November 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    She definitely had a brazilian butt lift (BBL) when she got those implants. As did Phaedra.

    Reply

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