Porsha Williams is on WWHL with Andy Cohen and I can’t wait to hear what she has to say tonight when Andy shows the clip from Lake Lanier. I like Porsha’s dress but it does look just like the athletic top she wore on tonight’s show at the track meet. She has a really nice waist cincher on underneath there. You can only see it in the buttock region. Check out the tattoos on her wrists are those new?
Andy asks if it was really water in the Moore Hair Care bottles. Porsha said yes and the other products were cocoa butter. Porsha throws some shade about that, and y’all I can’t even stick up for my girl launching a product with no product.
Is Porsha completely ball headed? Did she run out of weave before she got to the front or is there just nothing left to attach it to? Sheree has had that issue for years, but it looked like tonight Sheree may have enough to stop just gluing a hair bagel on top.
Andy asked them to guess how many times they showed people fanning at Kenya’s launch party. Ja Rule guessed 22. Porsha with her retard mental strength screams no! 100! It was 25. Poor Porsha.
Andy is still trying to milk his viral episode where Vivica Fox suggested 50 cent was a bit light in his loafers.
OH !!! Tomorrow night is a one on one with Vicki Gunvalson ! I am ever so excited because it’s been almost a week since I got to post about Brooks Ayers faking cancer! le sigh. At the end he said the show he said this will be at 8:30. WTF? Way to mess up everything, Andrew.
LOL They are playing a whose side were you on game. First up, Kenya versus Sheree. Now I fully expected her to say Sheree, and she did, but she claimed the reason was because Sheree has a house that is almost ready in like a month. Oh, dear, dumbass Porsha. We have been waiting for a holiday party in that womens prison for almost five years now. Santa Claus will not be dropping gifts into the lieberry. At the end of the game Porsha says she was just at chateau Sheree and “she is almost done, just paint and a little bit of something else.” One of the little bits of something else is a certificate of occupancy from Fulton County. Good luck with that.
I didn’t get what Porsha said about The Game “already having a twin.” Did she say “below”? Somebody needs to explain that to me.
Andy plays the preview of next week where Shamea and Porsha go in on Cynthia. Now mind you these two started with Kenya first and she paid them dust so they moved on to Cynthia trying to get a peach. The cut it with Porsha jumping up off the chair that Cynthia was in after Cynthia grabs her hands from flying around her face. Ja Rule says, (about Porsha) “That knee came up! That knee came up! Ut Oh!” Showing that anyone who watches would agree Porsha is the aggressor. As. Fucking. Usual. Ja Rule says that Porsha is getting all Rhonda Rousey up in there. Yes. Yes she was. Because she is trash.
Well clearly I was wrong about Porsha having something on to give her waist some shape. She has NOTHING on under that dress. Andy just asked her about having her butt done. She gets up and turns her butt to the cameras and makes her but cheeks clap saying, “You know this is cornbread fed!” Now you could see cellulite through the dress but her ribcage seems VERY small. But her thighs are huge. So I am not sure what to make of her butt. But I’m leaning toward having some of that home depot cement stuff shot up in there. What do ya’ll think?
Is Ja Rule seeing anyone? Because he seems down with Porsha and that would be a great direction for her to go.
Andy asks Ja Rule if there is any upside to being in prison. Because, Andy. He says the weight room. He worked out several times a day.
Porsha says she is still good friends with Duke Williams and they still text. He says that Duke texted her during the show saying he really didn’t feel the way it appeared he did on the show. Oh this girl lies like a dog on a rug. Let me go pause to see what Duke is saying on social media. Okay, I found nothing. He seems like a sweet guy lately on Twitter. Cute new dog and lots of compassion for the terrorist attack in Paris.
A Porshatard named Ovaltine asks Porsha how she is with Kenya. She says they are good. That’s very interesting. I mean everything else she has said on the show has been a lie. Then the next caller asks who needs a colonic because they are full of it. She of course says….Kenya. Oh Porsha.
Porsha repeatedly calls the new show the housewives of Platomic. Andy corrects her and then she says, “Where the hell is that?” Andy should be worried about this because a vast portion of real housewives viewers are her mental peers.
Oh Ja Rule is married so, so much for that idea. Oh wait. Porsha has been with several married men on the down low, ALLEGEDLY, so the streets say.