I have had very regular updates on the issues between Jessica Parido and Mike Shouhed since well before they got married last March. Back in the summer of 2014 things reached a fever pitch when it came to sources about Mike’s rampant cheating. At that point, I gave up all hope that the situation would resolve itself and released the information in a blind item here. Mike’s cheating was made a part of the storyline last season. I was told by numerous insiders with access to filming that one or more of these women was coming on the show to confront Mike in front of Jessica. I believe I was told this after the fact. I believe that in some way, production was trying to stop the wedding. And then at some point, the other women were edited out of the season. I think GG was tasked with starting the conversation by bringing up whatever happened between them in Istanbul or wherever two season ago. I think if production had not prompted GG she would have written the entire incident off as two drunken people who knew each other well becoming a bit inappropriate. I do not think anything earthshattering happened with GG and Mike in the grand scheme of things. I’m not saying GG lied, I do think Mike came on to her. What I am saying is that, GG knows, that is just Mike. And then allegedly Mike hooked up again with GG’s sister, an old flame right around the time he proposed to Jessica.
I don’t think GG’s intent was to help Jessica see the light. The light could not have been any more blinding at that point. Jessica marched right down that VERY EXPENSIVE AISLE knowing full well she was marrying a cheater. But I think her conversion to Judaism for her brought a sense of morality to the relationship, a show of extreme dedication, that she hoped would somehow fix Mike. And obviously that did not work. I did have reason to believe she would not go through with it. I contacted people right up until the night before the wedding asking if they were really sure the wedding would happen. Jessica knew full well what she was marrying when she did it. Why would she do that?
When I asked my Shahs sources I was told she was in it for the fame. I feel like she did want to gain some fame, but I also felt like she was sincere in her relationship with Michael. I believe she had been with him a few years before the show airing. I think that she thought he would not possibly cheat once they were on camera as a couple together. I also think that she though he would not cheat once they were married. Sadly, she was wrong. She had invested A LOT of time and a lot of her life preparing to marry him. She allegedly had some facial work done, she was seriously pursuing a new religion, her family has way more money so it was not a marrying up situation, in fact quite the opposite. I think she was sucked in by his good looks and false promises.
The marriage should have never happened. But she was in too deep.
I am the youngest of five children. My eldest sibling is 17 years older than me. So I am the pesky little sister. I distinctly remember both of my sister in laws hiding out from family time in the basement talking about the day they married my brother. Both of them essentially said they knew they were making a mistake the moment they walked down the aisle. It was too late to turn back. I barely knew my eldest brother anyway so I had not reaction to my eldest sister in law’s opinion. He was sort of fucked up by the Vietnam War. I’d spent more time with best friends than I ever had with him. But my younger brother and I went off to live overseas with my parents when I was six. I was devastated when he got married and fiercely loyal to him. I hated his girlfriends and I hated his wife when they married when I was barely a teenager. But I remembered that conversation for a long time and it had a lot to do with me weaseling out of relationships that were headed for the alter. I never wanted to be sitting in a basement married to someone who I wished I hadn’t. I overshare to say that overheard cautionary tales can be the best pieces of advice. So I guess I can’t fault Scheana for not ending the engagement as in my experiences, it happens a lot that people carry on with their marriage. But neither of my brothers were unfaithful. Neither of my sisters-in-law had social media screaming at them to get out while they still could. Stop this VERY EXPENSIVE over the top wedding before it was too late.
Jessica fully invested. She changed her religion. She put her faith into someone who did not deserve it. She wore blinders and just a few months in, she realized he was not going to change. The extreme measures she went to were not enough. He did not have any respect for their vows. Or for her.
So back to sourced material. As much as we saw Jessica not wanting to play this all out on reality TV, my sources seemed to really feel that Jessica was really wanting to be on TV. She was doing this all for publicity. As much as my sources are accurate, I think they misunderstand the situation. I do think she wanted to be famous. But I do not believe she was using Mike to be famous. I don’t think he was even on Shahs when they met. Maybe he was, but the faction of people I talk to are for the most party, pro Mike.
I am not.
I got an email shortly after posting about the imminent divorce (in OCTOBER HERE) from someone using a proxy claiming to be from production telling me not to believe anything about Mike and Jessica divorcing, it is all a ruse for storyline, they just want more TV time. I didn’t believe that. I have sources surrounding production. And I am quite sure I know who sent the email about them not really divorcing via a proxy hoping I would print it. Clearly, I did not print it. Sorry, Mike. It really is happening.
As early as June I heard the latest cheating stories with Mike. And I heard them all during his engagement and posted about them. By August, Jessica had already seen numerous text exchanges with other women on his phone, allegedly.
Shahs has filmed this season pretty much without her. And what has been filmed has the cast supporting Mike. But it was clear that Jessica was not on the Belize trip and the relationship was over well before that. For whatever reason, most of the cast is not taking Jessica’s side on this which I think is kind of shitty. But they know Mike and Mike is their friend not Jessica so that can be expected.
At any rate, Jessica filed for divorce last week.
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You know and I where to get the first tea. XO
GO had some murky motives for what she did…. but she was telling the truth, and ultimately I think a lot of her heated emotions were over the friends not believing her at first. Also, if he screwed her sister…. wow, how hurtful. (I thought GG did have strong genuine feelings for him first season…. and sometimes you do develop crushes on friends like that. Then to go and sleep with your sister when he is supposedlying committed to another woman… OUCH)
The way last season went, she can NEVER claim she wasn’t warned, not with a lot of credibility. Plus, I thought she was very hateful and nasty to the whole cast. I can see being cold to GG… but the rest of them? I guess her behavior is the reason that I don’t feel as badly for her as I did (and still do) for Camille Grammer. While I can barely watch reruns of Frasier without thinking of what a schmuck he is, I will happily and gleefully stick with the Shahs! Don’t get me wrong, I do feel for her… don’t care if you are the Queen of All Bitches, you don’t deserve to be cheated on, and Mike is a dog. I hope her new faith comforts her, and that Mike takes a long hard look at his faith, and starts thinking about what it means to be a good person and partner.
GG’s sister, Leila, and Mike have a past together according to Asa. IIRC, this was mentioned on the show when Leila was going through her divorce. Mike has referred to GG being like a little sister in the past, which makes sense if he had dated her older sister. Leila and GG seem to have a very complicated and competitive relationship.
It’s pretty wack though to go after your sister’s ex. GG’s sister was with Mike years back.
I hadn’t caught that – but for the record, I never thought that GG ever went “after” Mike. I thought she had strong feelings for him. There is a difference.
Guy friends almost allways back their guy friends NO MATTER WHAT they will turn the other way, and purposely deny reality for them. Especially, if theyve been friends a long time. Thats why Ive never been able to have a guy friend really. Not only do they tend to want to sleep with you, when push comes to shove, they will allways have their guy friends back, not yours and ZERO moral compass. But Im a bit surprised the marriage didnt last longer than this. Why the hell did Mike get married? Did he expect Jessica to accept or not acknowledge the cheating after the marriage as well? Its best for Jessica to get out now. Id go back to my own faith too, she converted for him. If a guy cant be faithful when serious with you, and continues to have that kind of behaviour, its because hes either not that in love, or is addicted to sleeping around and conquests, or both. I guess Mike wanted it all, the emotional support and home life, and decedent affairs and hidden double life on the side. Not surprised Mikes guy friends wsnt to dismiss Jessica, as just wanting fame. Thats damage control and covering for their buddy. Its not about right ir wrong, thats for sure!
I believe they said GiGi’s sister and Mike dated in high school.
Mike shows now that Jessica has filed what a total jerk and creep he is. He is acting oh so innocent and like his mother just cannot understand how Jessica fooled her, too…OMG! Mike cheated on Jessica, and he is the one who ruined the marriage. But he is such a small man that he has to try and turn it on Jessica. I see lots of the net about Mike blaming blameless Jessica who did everything for him. I see nothing from Jessica blaming Mike hardly. He really has shown what a total loser he is with his whining when he is the one who ruined the marriage. Mike thinks he is so cute that he should be spreading his seed instead of being married. Some day down the road he will realize what a loser he really is. He is a loser in love. He is a loser in business. He is a loser in his life in general.
Oh jeez… my pronouns are all over the place. Functioning on 3 hours of sleep, and trying to stay awake so I don’t wake up at 3 am.
“The marriage should never have happened. But she was in too deep.” Very powerful words, Tamara and so very true. This post was very relatable to me as I was a young Jewish woman who married a Catholic man. I think I loved him, but I was only 24 when we married. Anyway, love does not conquer all. I knew we were mismatched and had suspicions that he may have possibly cheated on me before we married, but like Jessica, I was in too deep; invested four years in a stormy relationship. People simply don’t really change all that much, so what you see is what you get. You can’t change the fundamental core of a person and it was a lesson I learned and lived to regret.
I should have listened to my gut, my instincts like you did when overhearing that story of your future sister in law. Never settle for everyone.
I never converted like Jessica and my ex never converted either. We just agreed to raise any future children sharing both holidays. I do agree that Jessica wanted fame, but as you said, I don’t think that’s the only reason she married Mike. I think she totally came to embrace Judaism, or at least that’s how it appeared on the show. She put in so much time and effort to appease him, but she should have run far away when she found out he had cheated on her. Once someone cheats, you can bet they’ll do it again and with less remorse.
I know you don’t like sappy, but I was very touched by your posting. It really touched my heart and brought to light many memories. I admire you for not choosing to settle. Marriage is overrated for sure or maybe I’m just jaded.
Thanks for the post.
Marriage is most definitely overrated. When you meet someone at 19, you don’t have a clue as to what love really is. I thought being overprotective, jealous and controlling were all a part of being in a relationship. I had self esteem issues. What a dumbass I was. At 51, I wish I had never gone down that road.
Took the same road, KTina. You’re not alone. I had self esteem issues as well, but they didn’t improve much after the divorce. I felt rejected, alone, stupid, clueless, and of course, the last to know my ex had been cheating and evidently, had been doing it for years. You’re not a dumbass. I did learn something from my lousy marriage; never to repeat the same mistake. I never trusted my ‘picker’ after that. I am a poor judge of character. I am still gullible. I knew I never wanted to remarry and the thought of going ‘down that road’ again seemed senseless and painful. I much prefer my solidarity.
KTIna I totally wish I married at 19. I crushed his soul. He married multiple times immediately after. I still think, what if. It appears he go it right on the fourth try or so. But still. #StarterMariage And he lives in Chareston FFS. He has a son older than we were when we met. I may be hanging on to the past a bit much.
I was lucky enough to go to the Oprah The Life You Want Tour last year (I went with friends, thinking I would at least get a girls’ weekend out of it, but was a bit skeptical about the actual event. Was totally prepared to text snark to another friend of mine – but it turned out to be pretty meaningful).
A lot of what I got about it was trusting our instincts, going with our “gut”. Elizabeth Gilbert (author of Eat Pray Love) speaks profoundly on this (did that night, and in other writing and talks).
She and Oprah both spoke about it being ok to say no, to not tell people things to make them happy (we are taught to suppress our own truths, and look to read clues as to what others or society expects from women… and one of those, at least for Liz and many women, is to marry and have children), and to LISTEN TO OUR GUTS… over our hearts and minds sometimes. True “intuition” could be God’s way of speaking to us.
If anyone is a Ted Talk type of person, check out Elizabeth. I also recommend Eat Pray Love… and I HIGHLY recommend her latest novel – it speaks to the heart of how women need to be the hero in their own quests, married or not.
Thanks for sharing, Erica. I have read Eat Pray Love. The book was great; the movie, not so much. Women seem to want to please their partners, just as you said. They resign themselves to a life that someone else wants in order to marry and not be alone. Aside from the affairs, my ex would get mad at me for petty shit. I left the overhead fan on in the bedroom while at work or left my shoes under the coffee table. He was a control freak and would bring me into each room to show me the wrongs I committed. I didn’t fight back, just shut down. Then he would just stop talking to me until I apologized. He would go maybe two weeks without saying a word to me. It was childish and cruel. I should have left ten years before I did, but fear kept my feel in quicksand. No one will ever treat me that way again, but I do suffer from terrible anxiety ever since the divorce which happened 15 years ago.
First of all, stop using the word should as a weapon against yourself! That is a biggie for me too. Liz spoke about even more than expectations of a partner, but our families, our communities.
I don’t want to go off on too much of a tangent, but if you have the Oprah channel, try to catch Ilanlya Van Zant, Rob Bell, or Elizabeth Gilbert…. esp. Liz. They were who I saw (besides Oprah) on the tour. There are clips of parts of the tour on the website (Oprahs) that I think would be meaningful. Liz taking about Joseph Campbell and the Power of the Myth, and that there haven’t been females in the classic hero
Oh… and don’t be deterred by the fact that Rob Bell is a pastor. My best friend and her sister were with me at the tour, and after reading his bio, we initially thought that we (the two Jets and their agnostic friend) would use that time to go to the bathroom and shop. He was amazing, and his spirituality and view spoke to all of us.
It didn’t solve allike my issues… but it made me think. I find myself stopping myself in the midst of a cycle of negative thinking more than I did before. (It has been a year) I have been thinking of doing some of the online meditation classes thru her site. One of the gals I went with has been trying it for the past month, and she said it helps.
I think Mike has “short man syndrome” and uses sexual conquests to prove his manhood to himself, but all it proves is that he’s a pig. He always looks like he needs a long shower.
A giant yes to short man syndrome. He also sees women as less than men. Giant douche bag, big looser asshole of a little man. Notice he wants others to create his financial success for him as well and resents that he hasn’t made it as big as others.
Not to mention that he dropped out if school while his younger brothers are more successful,
Wow. Just. Wow. I feel for Jessica, but I can’t fault the cast for not having her back. If I remember correctly, she sat at a dinner and said she ‘doesn’t give a f*ck about any of them’. Maybe that was just to bring the drama in her quest for fame, but I felt like it crossed a line (namely because it wasn’t as though she was cool with them but going through a rough patch and lashing out). There was no lens of friendship, caring, or mutual respect through which the cast could view her actions and words. They’re just happy to have their buddy back, even if he is a lying,cheating sack of poo.
The cynical part of me would like to add “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Jessica”.
The petty, bitchy part of me wants to ask if she’ll be getting a DIVORCÉE shirt to replace the FEYONCÉ one, or make her one and send it to her.
I also fell in love and married a Christian man like the commenter above. But as far as Jessica goes, Im shocked she filed. I thought she was just going to play the devoted wife role and look the other way like so many women do (caroline manzo, kyle richards, cynthia bailey, etc). I mean, if cheating outraged her so much, why did she marry? Its not like she didnt know beforehand. I would feel bad for any other woman in her position, but not her. She cant take an ounce of criticism. I had an interaction of sorts with her once and she was relentless. It showed me that she’s an insecure mess.
@LisaPat, I too thought she would play the charade and turn the other cheek for many years to come. As you said, it isn’t like she wasn’t fully aware that Mike was cheating on her. I would have liked to have heard what she had to say at the last reunion. I recall Mike wouldn’t let her come out to join the cast. I think she stated to Andy that she wanted to come out and talk to the others. She said she knew the cast thought she was clueless about Mike or something like that, but she said she knew more than they thought. I know Mike wasn’t trying to protect Jessica, but was simply trying to save his own ass. I don’t think they were even married for a year. It’s fortunate they didn’t have any children to complicate matters further, or maybe he didn’t want to have kids and that was a deal breaker for her. She could look the other way on the cheating as long as he gave her a couple of kids.
Oy I remember the reunion well. He was so controlling of her and even told her to “shut up” when she was begging to go out. She listened and I cringed. He is NOTHING like a Jewish husband. I mean, if she’s going to convert, at least pick one of the good ones! Its one of the perks of marrying in! I dont know what she was after. 15 minutes of looking like a desperate moron? That cant be what she was after. Mike’s poor parents.. they have to be so ashamed. He cant provide, he cant keep a wife, he cant make a living, hes not giving them grandkids.. what a putz.
I too am a survivor of a ‘Mike.’ When I saw the reunion I was disgusted. He had my ex written ALL over him.
I found it interesting that the longer they were together, and the closer they got to the wedding, the more they changed. Yes, Mike’s always been a drinker. But he started to drink more, and with that his demeanor became more explosive. The same with Jessica.. Is it just me, or did girlfriend used to be nice? Now she’s nothing more than a wretched, horrible bitch. That, and that face. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER FACE??
But… I’ve been there, done that. Like everyone else posting, I gave up so much for him and didn’t get the same in return. What I did get was 6 1/2 years of what I like to affectionately refer to as ‘getting Tiger Woods’ed.’ Oh, and an AIDS test when I discovered what my dear husband had been up to. Which was fun. Nothing like an AIDS test…. ?
Oh LisaPat How I love you “It’s one of the perks of marrying in!” I haven’t read down to see you likely get trashed for that comment. But I love you for saying it. Here, have five Tamara Tokens.
Trashed? Why? It is true! LOL!
I have mentioned my BFF (since we were 12) is Jewish… her mom and dad I loved like my second set of parents. I laughed reading that because her mom used to say she was looking for a nice Jewish boy for me (their temple was small… I think that if there had been guys my age there… I would probably be attending Shabbat services with a husband this Friday!)
She would have stayed, but she found someone with more money.
Caroline and Kyle’s husbands are cheaters?
There were rumors about Mauricio cheating on Kyle but never proven…nor did any woman come forward like they crawled out of the woodwork for Tiger Woods! And Al did cheat on Caroline. He used the apartment at the Brownstone.
I never thought Mauricio cheated but it was a storyline two seasons ago. He is a nice person and treats everyone well, always polite. I can see him going to lunch with a potential client and he treated her well and everyone assumed it was a relationship. But I mainly think someone put that out to the paparazzi to be a bitch.
Al has been cheating for years. So has Mauricio regardless of what we see or dont see on a reality show.
Im sorry about what happenned to you Carrie. You made it honey!!
How do we know definitively that Maurico and Al are cheating? I’ve never heard of a description of “proof” like we have for Mike.
I think she loved Mike and knew he was a cheater but hoped that he would scale back and be more discreet. As for Mike’s friends, they just want to him to stay single and party forever. To never grow up. Mike is the worst kind of serial cheater. It was probably a constant source of humiliation so she couldnt turn away even if she wanted to.
That’s it Josie. Mike is a serial cheater. That’s how I’d describe my ex. I agree with you that Jessica probably thought Mike would either scale back or ‘change’….oh, I remember when I was young thinking that everything would fall into place once we were married. Never happened.
In the end, I discovered he had been sleeping with everyone else in town except for me. He had a paramour on the side (one of many), but this one he indiscreetly used our money to put her in a condo, buy her furniture, a new car just like his and she worked in his office and parked the car next to his. This was pre caller ID. The day *69 came out, I finally confirmed what my husband told me I was imagining. The woman answered the phone. This has been going on two years. The next day, I filed for divorce. So many wasted years.
As far as Mike being a Jew, he can’t be a devout one. Cheating and disrespecting your wife is not being a Jew. We all knew he was a serial cheater, could not support a family and did not want to give up the partying life. I believe Jessica thought if she went thru the conversion he would change That didn’t happen and she got out quickly. She indeed had more money than him and I support her decision to walk away with nothing to make a clean break. Mike will never be a success in real estate and marriage
Agreed Josie I think the fact that his cheating was so public became a problem for her with her family. Probably rich daddy was embarrassed as well and that’s not good for her.
I 100% agree with your sentiments. I hope Jessica finds herself as a person and starts believing in herself again. If you change your face and your religion it is time to look deep into your own soul and figure out who you really are before its too late.
What a disaster. I agree, she was just too invested and probably deluded herself into thinking being married would change some of his behavior. I think all the lashing out at the cast was really the anger she had at him and herself that she wasn’t willing to address, so it came out sideways as hostility toward people who were not the source of the problem.
She was unwilling to admit he was a lying cheater, and she put all her eggs in the wrong basket, so she blamed the messengers instead.
So sad, hopefully she learns from this and changes her priorities next time. Mike’s family must be totally ashamed.
Tamara, I’ve read here for years and only posted once or twice. I just wanted to thank you for sharing glimpses into who you are and being vulnerable and real with us. I don’t post because I’m afraid you (or someone else) may post a response that will hurt my fragile feelings but your courage is inspiring. You are one of a kind in the best way. I will probably go back to lurking but wanted to thank you.
I’m married. I had concerns on my wedding day, but almost 19 years later I have no regrets and love my husband with a deeper and more mature (less selfish) love. I question everything – it’s my nature so for me my wedding day second guessing was more of a “is this it” – “is there something better” moment… I live in northwest ga and so relate to all your southern references. xx
Mile has good looks for Jessica to be blinded by? I’m not surprised that they are taking his side! That group rewards bad behavior! Asa is the worse one out of all of them!
What a drag to be Mike this Thanksgiving ~
Did you ever find out why Mike had a black eye in a few of the episodes like in the picture above? Also I don’t think they are on Mike’s side because of loyalty, I believe it’s due to the fact she cursed all of them out and was rude to all of them. I find it really disappointing. I was really hoping Mike would not only treat Jessica well and recognize the sacrifice she made for him, but also make his mother proud and be an honest man.
Freudian slip calling her Scheana in one sentence ?
I’m so glad I was able to break free from watching this Bravo disaster! None of these people have ANY redeeming qualities.
I’m still with the “why did she go through with the marriage” camp. I cringe to think it, but I feel like if she hadn’t converted she probably wouldn’t have gone through with it. But like TT wrote, she was in too deep at that point. Who knows, maybe she though he would be faithful after marriage.
If I remember correctly, Mike bragged about how they didn’t feel they needed a pre-nup. I wonder how that’s going to play out.
The more I know the man the more I love my dog. This sounds better in french. TTeacher please with original translation? Make’s more sense in life as well ‘ cause I really love my dog.
I completely agree with your perspective TT and appreciate your sharing personal experiences. In her immature mind, it’s so true, she felt like she was in too deep and couldn’t…or wouldn’t…bail. Especially since she was well warned.
I remember Mother telling me a couple of days before my wedding when I was in my 20’s, “Remember…we can cancel this anytime you want and it will be ok.” Why is that woman ALWAYS right lol????? Cheatin piece of shit 6 months into the marriage. But nooooooo…..in my mind during my 20’s, getting married would be the end all be all to all problems!!! Boy was I WRONG about that when it comes to marriage!!!
Though I don’t have children, I tell all my close teenage girls, “DON’T GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU’RE 30 YEARS OLD!” HAHA. Your 20’s and early 30’s are for living life and experiencing as many adventures as you can. As much as you might think differently now in your head, marriage definitely IS NOT what you have the impression of in your mind. My Mother really didn’t talk to me about what marriage really is when I was growing up.
And you know what the bad thing about it is??? Mike was getting hammered all over the place with the rumors yet continued shoving his dick all around LA. But did he stop? NO!!!! Men like him are the biggest turn off to me. I just have no tolerance for those who think the rules apply to everyone else except for themselves and act accordingly. He is just a trashy piece of shit IMO. Good riddance for her! Thank God she is getting out and won’t be looking up 10 years from now regretting not divorcing him IMMEDIATELY.
OK – the bitch in me wants to say “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GONNA BE AN EX WIFE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GONNA BE AN EX WIFE!!!!!!” The sweet part of me, however, feels badly for her. I can’t believe she converted just for fame…
It takes a dool to marry a dool.
And there is no dool like an old dool.
A dool and his money are soon parted.
Dools rush in.
@Gapeachinsc, Haha, that’s the very first hing I thought of too! All in all though I think Mike is a bigger pig than Jessica is an attention seeking fame whore. Not too fond of either one of them. Divorce seemed inevitable to me.
Hang down your heads Mike Dooly. Hang down your heads and cry…
Oh man, that was hysterical! Thanks for the great laugh TD…now I’ll be singing that song all night long, but with that thought, it’s not so funny anymore….
…hang down your heads and cry…. 😉
Dools plunge in where angels fear to plunder. Or sumptin’.
Yes Ma’am. It would be doolish to walk into marriage with only one blind, unwinking, eye.
Dool me once, shame on you. Dool me twice, shame on me.
Dool me once, shame on you. Dool me twice……I’ll have to charge you more.
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Day after day alone on a hill the man with the doolish grin…Nobody wants to know him, they know that he’s a dool…on the hill.
Dueling Dools!
Happy Thanksgiving TD.
You are one of my doolish pleasures.
Right back acha. We won’t be dooled again.
He dooled around, she fell in love.
You’re killing me now. I’m howling, more than usual.
I am too!!! I’m not in on it, just lucky to be here at the right time, and you guys are hysterical! Ahhh, good times at TT’s!
Better to remain silent and be thought a dool than open your mouth and let the dools rush in.
Doolish games people play now, every night and every day now. Never meaning what they mean now, never sayin’ what they mean.
After scrolling through all the comments, I actually came all the way down here in the TT nether regions to say what I great and well written blog this is. Talk about clearly informative, and another interesting read! Thanks TT, good stuff! Wow, I really didn’t realize Mike was such a bastard. I think I was so caught up in the Mike/GG sexcapade with the ‘rape’ word thrown in, I wasn’t paying much attention to his woman. He never intended to quit cheating, even after they got married…that’s pretty shitty. No, that’s real shitty. I did find myself feeling bad that Jessica went through all that trouble, for a cheater. Sucks for her. I also found myself thinking Mike is skanky. The first dude I’ve ever described as skanky, but he is. Ew.
Oh G-snap how I love your posts.
I really enjoyed the sorry/ not sorry rant today on Phaedra’s sorry backside. “A sickening sweet, full of empty calories, cheap cake.”
LoL. Not a bakery I am going to!