I watched Project Runway Junior in the dark of night on DVR because this crud gets infinitely worse at night and it’s hard to sleep. I didn’t feel like recapping and watched anyway because I wanted to and because, as you know, I hate the unconventional material challenges. So I was just going to skip this one and blaming on being sick, but I miss talking to you guys about the show.
So I have just a few thoughts from what I can remember from watching in a cold medicine induced haze.
First of all, why was it necessary to make the little churren get all dressed up and sent to a car wash in a limo. I mean I enjoy a bit a child abuse on TV, but that is what Dance Moms is for. Or that one show about junior league football teams? There was no point to screwing with these kids this way. There will be just cause for that later. And on that subject, I don’t think I’ve seen any of these kids crying other than when they get voted off. I think the season 14 adults will end up having cried way more than these kids. Sidenote: The kids on Masterchef Junior cry A LOT if you are in to that sort of thing. But I have to say, I am starting to be ready for some crying.
Let’s start with that androgynous kid who was on the bottom this week for giving a new, literal meaning to a tube skirt. That kid is starting to annoy me. I think that is mostly what I wanted to say.
I love the girl who won the first week who made the car mitt dress. I could see being 15 and actually wearing that dress. I thought the kid who won did a great job. I think the kid who came in second had a great face when he did. The kids are much more likely to be visibly agitated when someone else wins.
Overall these kids’ unconventional looks with two exceptions were better than pretty much everything we saw in season 14.
OH! I remember what I wanted to say. Maybe it was my drug induced haze but I thought the 17 year old who went home was really like 45. Seriously. I kept thinking she was like 21 Jump Streeting us. Is that bad?
Is carwash mitt girl the far and away favorite? Or will a boy win? Did you watch?