It’s time for Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore! Oh and T-Pain is the other guy. Which is kind of awesome. But I will ignore him like more than others that show up with a housewife.
Andrew starts with TRASHING Phaedra who likes to show up at his place of work with here churren (ALLEGEDLY) tryna keep her spot by showing Kenya throwing shade at her and her felon husband. Because TELL IT KENYA. Some of us aint going out like that. We may or may not ever get married but we aint laying up on an air mattress with some fly dude with an ankle bracelet to get knocked up. ALLEGEDLY. Because don’t nobody need a man that bad, Phaedra
Kenya blames the producers for catching her in the middle of a makeup touch up for that. Oh Kenya, own that shit, it’s so true.
They show the clip of Kenya and Sheree arguing with autotune. Is that shade at T-Pain?
Next, Andy throws major shade at Porsha for being a THOT who brings he trick home to her family. ALLEGEDLY. It’s a lot of Andy shade to Porsha who has been on the RHOA chopping block for years. Somehow they can’t seem to get rid of her. Andy ask T-Pain essentially if you had a fucktoy who was paying for you and this happened ALLEGEDLY what would you do? He says there are many escape routes in that house.
Andy mocks Kenya trying to get Kim Fields to direct her show. BECAUSE DAMN KENYA, THAT WAS DUMB. It was called the Facts of Strife. Kenya is not amused but she is faking it.
The first caller asks why Kenya went so hard on Chateau Sheree. Let me fucking answer this. Kenya is renovating a foreclosure into her dream house on prime property. Sheree is building a women’s prison on a bus stop. Andy claims to have had a weird sneeze that fucked everything up.
Kenya is giving T-Pain THE LOOK. I’m just sayin’…. I don’t know shit about him but if he is single he needs to get with that!
I kind of like T-Pain for calling out P. Diddy. I love him. I can see how Kenya loves him for “knowing a little bit about shade.”
The Shady Andy brings up the thing about Vivica bringing up that Kenya owes her $600 for a phone. For the record I have always thought that Kenya stole Vivica’s phone. That is pretty much part of the show. Whatever. Kenya blows it off. But I would just have said, look, if Vivica needs $600 that bad I’ll send it to her. Kenya on the other hand played it more subtly, saying, “Is she still bringing that up? She is such a huge movie star and all.”
I agree. If I was such a rich and celebrated move star of Lifetime moves and such. I don’t think I would mention what dire straights losing a $600 phone would mean to me. Because, for me, I would never want to OWN a $600 phone. Because it is RIDICUOULOUS not matter how rich you are. It’s like fighting online for the next BRAZILLION DOLLAR TOILET SEAT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH RICH PEOPLE! Look I am not saying you have to save the world, althought that would be nice, but for the love of GOD are you blind to what is going on?
T-Pain and Kenya hi five over her shit with that lying cunt who too me to court an lost a thousand times. For THIS POST . Which was, at the time fairly complementary. And resulted in Sheree paying a lot of money to go to court with me over Chateau Sheree resulting in a free speech verdict. HEY SHEREE! YOU STILL HAVE NO HOUSE! and Sheree is still online under a pseudonym posting photos of my house which I own am not embarrassed by and do not plan to take you to court for! Anyway, I was able to pay my attorney for that with a bit of help from my friends. Rumor has it Sheree does not pay her attorneys. ALLEGEDY.
I don’t understand about the callers question about Kim.
Kenya is totally hitting on T-Pain.
Oh apparently T-Pain is married and has three somes.
We are moving on.
Kenya was spectacular and as always handed herself with dignity. Lisa Rinna tweets that she’s down with T-Pain. Every one loves T-Pain. Andy says Marlo called Peter a punk on Twitter.
OMG! Rhonda Rousey was knocked out TONIGHT. NO! NOE! NO!
Wait 61% Think Chateau Sheree will be finished before Moore Manor? I laugh in your face!