It’s time for Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore! Oh and T-Pain is the other guy. Which is kind of awesome. But I will ignore him like more than others that show up with a housewife.
Andrew starts with TRASHING Phaedra who likes to show up at his place of work with here churren (ALLEGEDLY) tryna keep her spot by showing Kenya throwing shade at her and her felon husband. Because TELL IT KENYA. Some of us aint going out like that. We may or may not ever get married but we aint laying up on an air mattress with some fly dude with an ankle bracelet to get knocked up. ALLEGEDLY. Because don’t nobody need a man that bad, Phaedra
Kenya blames the producers for catching her in the middle of a makeup touch up for that. Oh Kenya, own that shit, it’s so true.
They show the clip of Kenya and Sheree arguing with autotune. Is that shade at T-Pain?
Next, Andy throws major shade at Porsha for being a THOT who brings he trick home to her family. ALLEGEDLY. It’s a lot of Andy shade to Porsha who has been on the RHOA chopping block for years. Somehow they can’t seem to get rid of her. Andy ask T-Pain essentially if you had a fucktoy who was paying for you and this happened ALLEGEDLY what would you do? He says there are many escape routes in that house.
Andy mocks Kenya trying to get Kim Fields to direct her show. BECAUSE DAMN KENYA, THAT WAS DUMB. It was called the Facts of Strife. Kenya is not amused but she is faking it.
The first caller asks why Kenya went so hard on Chateau Sheree. Let me fucking answer this. Kenya is renovating a foreclosure into her dream house on prime property. Sheree is building a women’s prison on a bus stop. Andy claims to have had a weird sneeze that fucked everything up.
Kenya is giving T-Pain THE LOOK. I’m just sayin’…. I don’t know shit about him but if he is single he needs to get with that!
I kind of like T-Pain for calling out P. Diddy. I love him. I can see how Kenya loves him for “knowing a little bit about shade.”
The Shady Andy brings up the thing about Vivica bringing up that Kenya owes her $600 for a phone. For the record I have always thought that Kenya stole Vivica’s phone. That is pretty much part of the show. Whatever. Kenya blows it off. But I would just have said, look, if Vivica needs $600 that bad I’ll send it to her. Kenya on the other hand played it more subtly, saying, “Is she still bringing that up? She is such a huge movie star and all.”
I agree. If I was such a rich and celebrated move star of Lifetime moves and such. I don’t think I would mention what dire straights losing a $600 phone would mean to me. Because, for me, I would never want to OWN a $600 phone. Because it is RIDICUOULOUS not matter how rich you are. It’s like fighting online for the next BRAZILLION DOLLAR TOILET SEAT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH RICH PEOPLE! Look I am not saying you have to save the world, althought that would be nice, but for the love of GOD are you blind to what is going on?
T-Pain and Kenya hi five over her shit with that lying cunt who too me to court an lost a thousand times. For THIS POST . Which was, at the time fairly complementary. And resulted in Sheree paying a lot of money to go to court with me over Chateau Sheree resulting in a free speech verdict. HEY SHEREE! YOU STILL HAVE NO HOUSE! and Sheree is still online under a pseudonym posting photos of my house which I own am not embarrassed by and do not plan to take you to court for! Anyway, I was able to pay my attorney for that with a bit of help from my friends. Rumor has it Sheree does not pay her attorneys. ALLEGEDY.
FOR ALL CHATEAU SHEREE NEWS ON THE REAL CHECK HERE!
I don’t understand about the callers question about Kim.
Kenya is totally hitting on T-Pain.
Oh apparently T-Pain is married and has three somes.
We are moving on.
Kenya was spectacular and as always handed herself with dignity. Lisa Rinna tweets that she’s down with T-Pain. Every one loves T-Pain. Andy says Marlo called Peter a punk on Twitter.
OMG! Rhonda Rousey was knocked out TONIGHT. NO! NOE! NO!
Wait 61% Think Chateau Sheree will be finished before Moore Manor? I laugh in your face!
Tonight’s WWHL had me laughing most of the show. So funny with the autotune and T-Pain was funny too. Nice one tonight, although Kenya is starting to grate on me a bit lately. I wonder if T-Pain got rid of the ghosts haunting his house.
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing regarding T-Pain and the ghosts, lol. Even though I thought he was hilarious and I really enjoyed his appearance on WWHL , I was saddened to see him drinking so much. I recall him saying he’s had his struggles with alcohol but was doing better. Didn’t seem to be the case last night. I wish him well, he seems like a really nice guy.
Yeah I kinda thought Kenya had a thing for T-pain too lol! Kenya looked great! So did Tanisha who seems to have lost some weight!
Oh boy. Phaedra sounds a bit desperate. And yes, you’re right TT, no baby is worth embarrassing yourself on an air mattress. A favorite you-tuber has compared Phaedra’s appetite for men’s private parts to that of a ravenous porcine animal. How ’bout them scrambled eggs Phaedra?!!!
i cant with RHOA anymore there all so annoying and petty including kenya
Great Recap as always, I am choking with laughter. Tonight WWHL was awesome, kenya loves to play dirty game, giving T-pain all the clues without saying a word.
Like she did with Apollo. Oops! 😉
I was trying to watch it but it was entirely too much shade throwing, nit picking and almost mean behavior but then it is a talk format I guess? lol I did like T-Pain though. What is going on lately with WWHL and the ladies on RHOA when they come onto the show? Just an observation and just asking. Thanks for the recap Tamara it was nice indeed.
Funny Recap. TPain was fun to watch last night.
(I have an $800 phone…but considering how much I use and and what i use it for, it’s cheap.)
I have a phone that was priced over $700. It cost me, and most anyone, several hundred less than that. I consider it almost like a personal assistant, and it is a computer. Back in the day, I had a Franklin Covey planner that cost $500. It was just paper pages in a leather binder with costly updates.
Kenya seems to be sinking to the level of the average housewife star, just more intelligent than most. I have heard of T Pain, didn’t know who he was. I’d like a pair of those
matt gray glasses. Was that serious about the threesomes with his wife, as if it was common knowledge?
I am anxious to see Kenya’s completed house. It is much more to my personal style than some of those atrocities with turrets. Kenya’s has the potential to be a contempary showplace. I love the wooded setting, but having to back down that crazy driveway has to be changed. I can believe that site is a breeding ground for mold from shade and humidity. It can be controlled with the right systems installed. I am sure local contractors deal with it all the time. I’d bet Sheree can mouth off about it because of mold in the vacant chateau.
Just imagine how insufferable Sheree will be, if she ever lives in her house. She will make Nene seem like modest Maude
Kenya is so desperate for attention…just obnoxious.
Yes, so obvious the way she attacked Sheree just to get attention and cause chaos. Not much of a friend to Cynthia to do this at her party.
Oh Kenya, I used to like you then you f*cked with my girl Sheree. If you ever plan to be some sort of noteworthy actress, get to the Lee Strasberg school fast. That performance of your’s was so staged and unnatural it made you look very thirsty. Your digs at Kim Fields also came across as hungry as in for a story line. Subtlety is what made Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep. I know you read these things so hopefully you will take this to heart.
Brazilian dollars ; great phrase T.T. 🙂 your spirit animal loves Brazilians !
Hadn’t watched WWHL in a long time – glad I picked this one, thought it and the recap hilarious. May have been even better if I could remember who T-Pain is/was, lol butnow consider myself a fan. He acted like wtf am I doing here, but going for it! ) I think Kenya knows/knew that Kim Fields has nothing for her, so why not dish out the ebay reality on those roller skates? Kenya can be counted on as an equal opportunity air bed slasher, lol.
Yes, T-Pain is married. He’s actually married to my good friend’s cousin, Amber. Very nice girl.
What’s up with the Patches I’m depending on you son look? He appears to be wearing a pile of laundry. T-Gain.
THAT comment made me holler out loud!!!!!!! LOL LOL
Omg T D, you broke my funny bone with that analogy.
I had to turn the mute on and still heard her laughing! My gosh she’s got a voice
Where’s TT? I’m worried about her. Does anyone know?
Worried too.
Me too!
Yeah, I am a little worried myself. Came here to see her post on Vanderpump Rules. Kind of surprised not to see one. Hope all is okay.
Thanks so much for the recap. I had no idea that phones were that much! I paid $50, it has a computer etc. I am out of touch 🙂 Dee
Tamara, are you okay?
TT, know we are thinking of you and hoping you are ok. Just let us know how you are, ok? NO pressure on the posting.
I second Sabrina and the others who have expressed concern. We can wait for recaps we just want to know you are ok. Just hit reply or tell us to get a life 🙂
HUGS
Dee
What’s up with TT?
This WWHL was the best I have ever seen! I giggled like a loon at most of the shit he said; his bit about sneaking out of Porsha’s house via a window using tied-up sheets was amazing!
They both looked awesome, were funny, and had a good vibe. Too bad he’s married, Kenya!
This was incoherent. Take your meds.