I’m only recapping this because the page views from this nonsense have allowed me to take a bit of time away from the laptop the past few days. I have multiple personal crises going on at once that needed my attention. Not major, just annoyances. So here is hoping this post will continue to bring the views. I am pissed that Andy has to run this nonsense on #TGIT ! I haven’t even seen Grey’s yet. So don’t spoil me on anything Shondaland. Don’t even remind me I am missing it for this crap.
We start with Andy letting us know that City of Hope claims they never treated Brooks and that Brooks says that he fabricated records “in hopes of putting doubts about my cancer to rest.” Andy is reading this with his constipated expression for those of you relying solely on this recap for your information. Andy says that Brooks still claims he has cancer.
Brooks starts by saying that their breakup was a mutual decision. Brooks says that Briana was a huge problem for their relationship mostly because he and Vicki met while she was still married to Donn.
Andy starts in making his case. He says on the show when Vicki came home from a trip sick right after he had chemo, he didn’t seem a bit concerned about being around her germs. Brooks says this was week and a half after his chemo.
As for the Resveratrol treatments. Jim Bellino referred him to his private physician (what’s a private physician? Is he saying Jim is his only patient?) who had the same kind of cancer that Brooks is faking and cured himself with Resveratrol. His treatment was Resveratrol, Chemo and antioxidants.
Brooks says “who would ever question someone who has cancer?” Brooks says that Vicki misspoke quite a bit in an attempt to gain sympathy. Brooks says she went to the first Chemo appointment and as many doctors appointments that she could. About 15% of the total appointments.
Why did they choose Tamra to see the CT scan? Brooks says none of the ladies would have known how to read the document. Tamra is the one Vicki has been friends with the longest.
Brooks is very agitated about the questions that refer him not going to Shannon’s doctor.
Andy asks why he gave an interview to that site that rhymes with my Gadar works fine. When they posted video of Brooks admitting he cheated on Vicki with prostitutes? Was it for damage control? Brooks says he gave a one paragraph statement, not damage control, he doesn’t do that.
He tries to explain away why two former girlfriends claim he fake cancer. It’s all a conspiracy between the exes. Two pissed off women wanted to say hateful things.
Brooks says he wished he would have shown Terry his records. Brooks did not reach out to Terry as he said he would.
Brooks asks Andy why there is a doctor on camera with all of his records saying he has cancer and still he is not believed. It pisses him off.
Brooks says that Briana and Ryan are using Vicki and take advantage of her financially. Brooks says breaking up with Vicki is a relief. He feels like a huge weight is off his shoulders. Brooks says she needs to find someone that Briana will accept.
Brooks hates all of the women accept for Heather who he says has been very supportive of him over the fast three years
Brooks says he doesn’t answer to anyone but God, his family and his closest years. Wow that ended in half an hour. Now it is some sort of secrets revealed crap.
God I hate these last episodes. Nothing is ever revealed. But they should have a lot of stuff on the cutting room floor this year since it was all about Brooks.
We talk about Shannon’s weight. I can’t even stand to look at her. And not because of her weight.
Gross unseen footage about Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina and so Heather and Terry both went to get their vagina steamed. At the dinner, Vicki says that Brooks has been having really bad night sweats from his chemo. Shannon said Brooks told her he had to go to City of Hope and get two IVs the other day. More from the reunion, where Vicki talks about seeing Brooks sick. Lots of reunion footage of about inconsistencies in Vicki’s stories.
Vicki says she never saw any prescription pill bottles, he kept everything in his pill boxes. They talk about Vicki’s binder for Brooks records. Andy asks if she has ever seen a medical record of his that said he has cancer. She says only the one shown on the show (the club detox doctor). She says she just made the binder with the tabs and stuff but did not put in the labs and paperwork. Brooks did that part.
Briana says she thinks her mom has Stockholm Syndrome. Briana says that Brooks studied her and came after her after seeing the show.
We finally see some lost footage from Moorea. The ladies all drive dune buggies the morning after they got wasted the night before. It was a fun scene. I wonder how many more of these we missed to deal with the harpies shouting at Vicki and Brooks.
We see a dinner scene where Vicki, Billy, Brooks and Michael talk about the psychic who communicated with their mother. Michael says the psychic was full of crap.
Heather says that the leeches bites never really cleared up but the blood facial seems to have worked. She would not do it again. Heather says she doesn’t ordinarily talk about money. She thinks the fans my just be jealous about her financial situation. We get to see Heather shop for door knobs. The also spent $26K on two doors.
Shannon’s husband David had an affair. Who knew? It was so classy how she handled her private business so delicately.
We devolve into a discussion of blowjobs with pop rocks and visits to sex shops to buy anal plugs with Shannon and Tamra. Then Heather and Meghan show up with glasses of champagne. Meghan acts like she has never been in a sex shop before. This actually looks like a very upscale shop with great merch. Heather actually buys the most. They actually do gift wrapping. She spent $855. But of course she never mentions how much she spends.
Meghan gets preventative Botox because she doesn’t want to get wrinkles. She must not have a very good mirror because she has DEEP furrows on her forehead. Probably from all the judgmental faces she makes. Then she gets them in her cheeks. Oh and then she gets the forehead. Then Heather gets a Botox booster.