So I finally was convinced that Brooks faked cancer last week after giving him the benefit of the doubt all season (because who does that on a national reality show?) which resulted in a ton of people being mad at ME for believing him. (I feel your pain, Vicki). I thought the subject had been put to rest until E! News tweeted me tonight insisting I watch the show tonight and after receiving a million emails about how Brooks was never treated by City of Hope. E! News must be experiencing diminished returns on this subject if they are literally tweeting anyone who has mentioned the topic on twitter in the past week, but it seems, I’m going to watch this shit one more time. You know, in case it is not crystal clear at this point. In reality, there were still quite a few holdouts in comments here. And I can’t fault them for having a hard time believing someone would do this. I mean how does this help his life in any way? Frankly, my biggest red flag was when he said he was serious with a new woman who he had shown all of his medical records to. That seemed like bullshit right away. I can’t imagine anyone with a television who would date Brooks Ayers at this point.
Sidenote: The lead story is an exclusive interview with Khloe Kardashian. All that money and she doesn’t have a better makeup artist than this? She looks HORRIBLE. She should have washed her fact and gone natural. Under all of that glop is a pretty young woman.
They begin with a montage of Brooks saying that his oncologist is at City of Hope. He had presented a fake documents from City of Hope here. And that was when the evidence was undisputable for me. Vicki still seemed to “believe” Brooks in her most recent tweets. I have not looked to see how she is handling this latest wave of information. E! News has exclusively spoken with a representative of City of Hope who told them they, ” have not treated anyone by the name of David Brooks Ayers for cancer at their facility.”
So there you have it. Then they go over the fake documents. Again. Then they go over the fact that he has given multiple dates when he was diagnosed for cancer.
Sidenote: E! is milking this nonstory for all it is worth and I am fast forwarding to their next update. But I have paused on Kyle Richards who is being interviewed on what appears to be a RHOBH set!??? Is this an old interview or is she filming a party by a pool? She tells E! That her first kiss was as a teen with C. Thomas Howell who was her boyfriend at the time. She also tells a story about being at a private party as someone’s home where Prince was performing. She thought he was giving her his guitar while performing so she tried to accept it and he went on with the show and she was humiliated. Poor thing. She says her first friend on the housewives was Lisa Vanderpump they were friends before the show. Her worst friend was Brandi Glanville (the interview theme is “first and worst.”) she can’t really put her in the friend category so maybe that doesn’t count. Thanks Kyle for making this post worthwhile. I still don’t know where that interview took place. There were clearly a ton of production crew there. But I saw nary a RHOBH and everyone seemed quite…. pedestrian? Like it was mostly crew milling about and a few people who seemed to be hired as extras trying to maximize their time walking past cameras. Anyway, Kyle’s interview was like a nugget of corn in this very long piece of poo.
Okay time for the next bit of non-news about Brooks and Vicki. Now with a new graphic about Vicki with the text, What Did She Know???!!!??? Oh the drama. Are you ready for the big interview with Vicki? I’m on the edge of my seat in anticipation! Oh wait. They just put up a tweet from Vicki that says, ” I am not the one who was untruthful. I loved a man and believed him, just the way they believe their spouses.” The tweet was in all caps. Blah, blah, blah, reunion part three montage. Rehash. Rehash. Apparently, they interviewed Shannon at some point last week and she said, “Vicki Gunvalson is not a victim.” and my husband cheated on me with a chick who looks just like me but doesn’t share my mental health issues. Okay. I didn’t see that last part but I just assume it was there.
The interview says she has spoken to the trio of bitches, Meghan, Tamra and Shannon today. They all want to know what Vicki knew and how they can maximize this situation to make Vicki look worse and get them more interviews with tabloid TV shows. Wait, that last part I imagined in my head. Sorry.
They have a quote from Shannon with her stupid picture that says, ” I am still trying to connect the dots. It doesn’t make sense that Vicki would say she spent four hours with Brooks for chemo at City of Hope when he was never treated there. The truth always comes out. ”
They send us to E! Online for the statements from Meghan and Tamra.
From Meghan: “It’s a very sad and disgusting situation. I never believed I would be surrounded by such lies but hopefully now we can focus on the truth. I pray for him. I would want to tell him that I hope he finds the truth somewhere in his life. The truth will set you free.”
And from Tamra “I can’t say I am shocked. I’ve always said, If he has cancer I hope he gets better and if he doesn’t…I still hope he gets better. From day one I called him out. I felt he was a con man. I could see it in his eyes and nothing he said was making sense. He’s a charmer, but then you get to know him and after a while his stories don’t add up. In the end, I stopped questioning him as much, started accepting him for Vicki. I knew that if I let go, he would do it to himself. It’s very hard to tell exactly what Vicki did or didn’t know. My original thought was that he told her he had cancer so that she would stay with him, and at some point she figured out it wasn’t true. But then she made the decision to keep the lie going. That’s the part I don’t understand…why would someone do that?”
Oh the milk of Christian kindness these three women share with us all. Such role models in such a tragic time. Bless their hearts. Only Heather had the God given sense to shut the fuck up on this one.
The interviewer calls it one of the biggest lies in reality TV history and says that Brooks could face legal consequences for forging the medical records from City of Hope. She also talks about people with cancer following his treatment plan and those implications. One, he won’t face any charges for forging the documents. Aint nobody got time for that! And B if you base your cancer treatments on a reality show, you need to die. Darwin’s survival of the fittest should come into play. Tune in tomorrow for more! I’m not kidding. They are going to continue this tomorrow.
Please, make it stop.