Caroline Stanbury is wearing Balmain from H & M. Oh dear, has it come to that? And to make me think even less of her she is starts right on Tom Sandoval asking why he ever dated Kristen. She says Kristen is “stab you in the dark crazy” like guys don’t love that shit. That’s two strikes for Caroline in the first 90 seconds and I don’t know the rules of cricket, darling but here you only get one more strike, Caroline . So zip it.
Caroline says that two of the ladies are not on good terms with Annabelle at the moment and she is one of them. Who do you think the other one is? Julie?
Tom Sandoval skirts the question about Kentucky and Jax staying together. He says he has seen of good side of Jax with her. You know like that time he got drunk and stole some sunglasses for her and went to Jail in Hawaii. He thinks they could make it. I think they are likely already done now that filming is over. I’m guessing she took the new twins right back to Kentucky when the season wrapped.
Tom did a stupid music video. Less that 100 people have watched this. You can be one of the first.
How did Caroline react to Annabelle giving her the hand at the dinner in Denmark? I was surprised that someone of our age and stature could only respond by shoving her hands over their ears and doing lalalala and putting their hands in my face. Andy says he has some Orange County Housewives… wait… he busts a nut if someone says “my gays” but he has some Orange County Housewives he’d like to introduce Caroline Stanbury to? Caroline says, “But we’re not them.”
Caroline says that she thinks Juliet definitely over reacted to the unicorn humping. She says that Juliet basically tests her patience a lot.
Luke the makeup dude was there. He gave out the prizes (shirt to Caroline, cap to Tom Sandoval)
Caroline is not famous in London because the show is not on. That’s according to Andy. She is in the Daily Mail quite a bit and never for anything good. She is not used to the rabid fans on the street here.
Tom says is asked what he misses most or least about working with Stassi. He says he doesn’t miss all of Stassi’s shit stirring and taking a thousand breaks.
Caroline Standbury beat Lisa Vanderpump as most intimidating Brit by 61%. This pleases me.