Caroline Stanbury is wearing Balmain from H & M. Oh dear, has it come to that? And to make me think even less of her she is starts right on Tom Sandoval asking why he ever dated Kristen. She says Kristen is “stab you in the dark crazy” like guys don’t love that shit. That’s two strikes for Caroline in the first 90 seconds and I don’t know the rules of cricket, darling but here you only get one more strike, Caroline . So zip it.
Next week on Vanderpump Rules we delve into Mike Shay’s shocking drug problem.
Caroline says that two of the ladies are not on good terms with Annabelle at the moment and she is one of them. Who do you think the other one is? Julie?
Tom Sandoval skirts the question about Kentucky and Jax staying together. He says he has seen of good side of Jax with her. You know like that time he got drunk and stole some sunglasses for her and went to Jail in Hawaii. He thinks they could make it. I think they are likely already done now that filming is over. I’m guessing she took the new twins right back to Kentucky when the season wrapped.
Tom did a stupid music video. Less that 100 people have watched this. You can be one of the first.
How did Caroline react to Annabelle giving her the hand at the dinner in Denmark? I was surprised that someone of our age and stature could only respond by shoving her hands over their ears and doing lalalala and putting their hands in my face. Andy says he has some Orange County Housewives… wait… he busts a nut if someone says “my gays” but he has some Orange County Housewives he’d like to introduce Caroline Stanbury to? Caroline says, “But we’re not them.”
Caroline says that she thinks Juliet definitely over reacted to the unicorn humping. She says that Juliet basically tests her patience a lot.
Luke the makeup dude was there. He gave out the prizes (shirt to Caroline, cap to Tom Sandoval)
Caroline is not famous in London because the show is not on. That’s according to Andy. She is in the Daily Mail quite a bit and never for anything good. She is not used to the rabid fans on the street here.
Tom says is asked what he misses most or least about working with Stassi. He says he doesn’t miss all of Stassi’s shit stirring and taking a thousand breaks.
Caroline Standbury beat Lisa Vanderpump as most intimidating Brit by 61%. This pleases me.
The show does air in the UK on itvbe it’s a reality channel that has basically imported every bravo show
Did you hear Tom’s band’s new song? Oy. Its good that he has all those drink ingredients memorized. Dont quit your job at the restaurant Tom. I have a very controversial viewpoint on the whole Tom, Adrianna, Kristen Mishegas so Im keeping these lips zipped. Ill get nailed hard for it as Im the only person in the universe who has a differing opinion. But Tom, doll, keep pouring drinks and looking cute and please sing only in the shower.
I love unique opinions. Makes people open up their minds to other possibilities. Wish you would share but I understand if you don’t want to get nailed for it. Totally agree Tom needs to stick to his day job LOL. I’ll give him credit for trying. He seems to enjoy it so kudos to him in that sense.
While this is just about a silly little reality show on Bravo, where would we be if everyone refrained from expressing their personal opinions?? Bring it! By that I mean, pretty please. 🙂
Please divulge!
I would love to hear it, as I have some radical thinking about it as well. Adrianna can clearly not give a fuck about Tom. And…I think that he is repulsive. But I bet he misses Kristen’s ball gag.
I had to watch that video twice. Twice. That annoying Lala girl is in it. The best part is Ariana’s stank face. Typecasting. I think I’m going to watch it again (on mute, of course).
It could my psyche or where I was raised, but in PA we always take up for the underdog. When people look at Kristen, they see “stab you in the dark crazy.” I see a very insecure girl, damaged, who doesnt know how to manage her feelings. I feel for her. Then there’s Adriana who people see as an innocent, loving girlfriend. To me, she is just better at being likable, much smarter than Kristen and more devious. I think she had her sights set on Tom and a spot on the show at the exact time Kristen saw it. Kristen just wasnt smart enough to take her on and she walked away with her man and a spot on VR. Kristen knew what that B was after and didnt have the tools to stop her. I can assure you that a truly crazy and devious woman would have killed her plan dead in its tracks. I have sent her back in a box from wherever the hell she came. Trust and believe! Anyway.. you asked.
I think your opinion is very interesting!! Could be true, who knows. Thanks for putting it out there LP!
I agree Kristen is most definitely damaged and insecure, I don’t pretend to know what the source of it is, it is sad. She irritates me and freaks me the hell out, though. I just can’t fathom acting like that at work, talking to my boss that way, making huge scenes…but then again I don’t appear on a reality show lol. I’m not much of a fan of Tom S. either, because they both played shady roles in the demise of their relationship, but it was just some other kind of nuts for Kristen to have a “new” bf in James and still be 100% obsessing and preoccupied with all things Tom/Ariana all the time. Blows my mind James tolerated it, no pride whatsoever.
I do tend to like Ariana more because she comes off sane, but that’s not saying much.
You have a very valid opinion. We do not come close to really knowing these , or any of the so call “Reality Stars”. Everything you see in these people could easily be 100% accurate. You can generally get some idea by following them on line when they are not in front of cameras. Their behaviors in public can usually give us a picture to some degree, butt you have to know someone in a very personal way to find out what really makes them tick.. I for one, hope that you will always state your opinion, regardless of how the others might view it. I personally think that we become a boring bunch if all think the exact same things. Different strokes for different folks. It’s what makes the world go around. Corny, I know. I am a simple, old hippie type. Peace.
Tom liked Kristin because she was fun and interesting. Men get bored easily and they like their life fun. Kristin is also nice, clean, organized, or Tom wouldn’t have stayed with her 5 years. Men love to be taken care of! Even Jax on WWHL said he liked working with her because every shift was always something fun happening, that it was never a dull moment.
Thanks LisaPat for saying it so well, I think you are spot on regarding Arianna’s devious nature and that Kristen was more reactive/direct with her feelings, must be really hard to see the demise of one’s 6 yr old relationship in front of your eyes….
I felt the same way. It irked me that Adrianna got off on provoking and insulting Kristen to no end. That is a really really nasty trait in my book. She moved on in ,and had a thing on the side with him, and loved that Kristen was emotional and devestated, and could prove NOTHING. I also noticed Adrianna’s grandiose boasting, of how shes never met anyone smarter than herself. Who says that? Karma is all I can say Karma.
I think I have imbibed more than my fair share of wine this evening and need to rewatch the show tomorrow because I’m too distracted by tom’s craptastic hairstyle. What the fuck is that? I will say, that I am so sad that the ladies of London are over. Are we at least getting a reunion show?
The best part for me is Tom describing his band in an interview as having a Michael Jackson-Pharrell-Daft Punk vibe. Dare to dream, Tom.
Strange it gives off a fairy and mushroom vibe in a McMillion dollar listing homage sort of way. What’s written on his shirt?
Andy said no reunion for LOL due to ‘visa issues’ for the girls, and he’s too busy to go to London. I looove Caroline S. she is everything.
I do like Caroline, but sometimes she definitely is full of shit. She knows she’s being rude/snarky and instead of owning it she makes excuses. Not the worst you could do, but she’s way too smart not to realize lol
Visa issues? What the h could that be about?
Ooooooh someone likes a snifter of the white stuff! I bet it was Annabelle. If I were a copper I’d frisk her for drugs as soon as look at her. She is the literal embodiment of “heroin chic.”
Tourist visa vs. Work visa / paid or unpaid appearance issues, I imagine.
He is one fugly creepy-ass looking guy. He reminds me of The Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He seems to think he’s a babe though?
The child catcher from Chitty Bang Bang! Perfection!!!! I still have nightmares about that character.
Right? Tom gives me nightmares too. Theres something weird behind his eyes and creepy smile. Like sexual-deviant weird. And not fun sexual deviant. Like, child molester sexual deviant.
*shudders*
I swear Andy was salivating after Caroline last night. It was nauseating she seemed pleased though. He really does like the nasty girls. Boy oh boy. Tom S. is a nice looking young man but his personality just kind of dead pan. I don’t know what it is but he always seems not to be present in the moment.
I only watched the first half and then I had to go to work. Will watch the rest when I get home tonight. I need to see the video. I want to know why Annabelle and Caroline S are fighting.