I’m not sure even Ladies of London and can put me in a good mood today. Between all of the very shitty weather that has gone of for weeks now, health issues, and the constant bitching from malcontents here including but not limited to emails about how I should consider their diabetes, glaucoma, old age, favorite fonts, latest research on color meaning (replete with linked citations), religious beliefs, gender identity issues, sleeping hours of their companions and how that effects the measure of ambient light available when reading TamaraTattles, and current research on font readability when making changes to the site, it’s frankly all I can do to get something up. All of whom I’ve very politely refrained from recommending that they go fuck themselves. I suppose I’ll attempt for find half a fuck to give to the cause of recapping.
Caroline Fleming Splits a Head of Butter Lettuce Four Ways
We’re back in London after out fab trip to Denmark and Annabelle has popped by to have a salad with Caroling Fleming. Please hold the lentils for Annabelle. Annabelle continues to be a little snot who doesn’t want tell anyone what she is going through and still expects them to know. Frankly, an unpleasant biography about your dear dead friend isn’t something to bust up friendships over. It’s been five years darling, move along. Julie and Juliet have arrived to be bitched at over lettuce without the first smidge of ranch dressing to console them. But before Annabelle can begin her guilt trip, Fleming jumps on Julie for saying that she enjoyed the trip. Fleming claims that Julie was not thrilled with her joining
the show their circle because she is a terrible person. I won’t say terrible, but I think not particularly fun to be around would fit the bill more often than not. Fleming says she said it to Stanbury. Julie admits she did say that before she met Fleming. Now Annabelle takes her whacks at Julie. Julie reads a long text she wrote to Annabelle apologizing for not being as supportive as she needed her to be over the fucking biography. Let’s all take our frustrations out on the weak girl, who is sobbing and appears to lost her appetite. Juliet on the other hand is stuffing her pie whole with flavorless lettuce.
Marissa and Julie Meet for Pastries and Wine
Shortly after being completely put off her lettuce, Julie goes to chat with Marissa over some wine and chocolate goodies. Because, American. Julie is pissed at Stanbury for stirring the pot with Fleming. Julie says Stanbury had been downgraded.
Stanbury Has A Pity Party
Caroline has allowed the children in her presence. She and Cem watch the kids eat spaghetti briefly. It seemed to tax them both greatly. Stanbury has a sit down with Annabelle to point out how childish and standoffish she is being. Caroline basically tells Annabelle to either straighten up or
get off the show no one wants to hang around her anymore. Then, Caroline invites her to her pool party.
Annabelle Reads Her Children’s Book
Marissa is hosting the book reading in the garden of her restaurant. Annabelle downloads her side of beatdown on Julie as if she is just the sweetest friend whom Julie has abandoned. Marissa just smiles and nods with both of them. Marissa does a fabulous job decorating Bumpkin for the onslaught of boogery children. Mistake number one, giving the kids balloon animals before the reading. At some point this error is noticed and the balloons suddenly disappear for the rest of the reading. Amateurs.
Caroline Stanbury Has a Pool Party With Gay Guys in White Towels
Isn’t it winter? What is Annabelle wearing? Apparently it’s an indoor pool. I wonder if it smells like the YWCA pool ? Will the rented gay props break out into a chorus of YMCA. Annabelle is plotting to go after Julie again at the pool party.
Julie and Annabelle have the same tired conversation about Annabelle’s trying times.
And that concludes this season of Ladies of London.