Andy Cohen is the shadiest person in the world bringing that Vivica person on WWHL on the very night of the premiere. And really? We need 45 minutes of this? I’m going to try to get through this as soon as possible.
It’s a bit late in Kandi’s pregnancy for her to be flying to NYC. She’s seven and a half months pregnant. Mama Joyce is the bartender. It’s her birthday. She’s single and looking if anyone cares.
The Kenya shade starts right away with Sheree saying Kenya can’t afford her (Sheree’s light bill). It is so insane for Sheree to be talking about someone elses pocketbook when she has all those liens on “her” property. She’s so broke she could not even keep the house in her name! First it was in her mommy’s then he pushed it on Tierra and then she finally made a shell LLC to hide it in! It’s downright delusional for her say anything about Kenya who has a peach, and owns her house in her own name. But that is delusional Sheree. I thought these two made up for a hot minute but I guess Sheree didn’t expect to see Kenya calling her out of her name right from the first episode.
Andy brings up Apollo’s motorcycles and four wheelers being at their house and his car being at Cynthia and Peters. I hope the Feds are listening so they can go pick them up for repossession toward his fines. Kandi says she didn’t know at the time that was a problem for Phaedra but she found out later it was an issue for her.
We are going to play this Peter and Cynthia drama all the way out this season. Andy wants to do a play by play of the video, which seriously, they must have paid a lot for. Kandi says she would kill Todd if he did that. That other bitch is loud and cackling and jumping in a lot. She seems to think we care about her opinion.
Vivica basically said that 50 cent is gay. She refers to the XXL cover above which started a whole lot of rumors when it came out. 50 Cent has recently been talking about Empire’s ratings dip being because of “all the gay shit.” Does he protest too much? Frankly, I don’t care, but Andy seems to really like the idea.
They show a scene where Phaedra and Kandi go at it from next week’s show.
To her credit, Vivica doesn’t take Andy’s bait about Kenya and merely says the Kenya cost her $600 to buy a new phone.
A caller asks how much Todd and Apollo’s relationship has affected her relationship with Phaedra. Kandi says that she doesn’t really side with Apollo on anything but she thinks Phaedra views it as her taking Apollo’s side.
Andy asks Mama Joyce how her relationship with Todd is going. She says it’s just fine. He asks her reaction to the baby news and she says she was very excited. He asks how she would feel if the baby was named Todd Jr. She says it is not going to be named that. (Which is true, Todd didn’t want a junior). Mama Joyce says she and Carmen have made up and are getting along quite well. Andy is at the bar leaning on it for this interview and Mama Joyce could not be more thrilled by the attention. Andy tries to stir up shit by trying to make Mama Joyce answer whether she thinks something happened between Carmen and Todd. She keeps trying to wiggle out of it and it is pissing Kandi off. Frankly, this is the best behaved we have ever seen Mama Joyce. The gay shark comes out to Tardy for the Party with a birthday cake for Mama Joyce.
They play a game trying to suggest baby names for the baby. Mama Joyce suggests Harper and that one seemed to hit close to home.
A caller asks Kandi whose house do you think will be finished first. Sheree or Kenya? Kandi says there is a bet going on between the two about this. She says she thinks Sheree’s is the closest to being done but Kenya is very competitive so she is going to say Kenya. Of course it is Kenya. Kenya is the one with the money to pay her contractors.
Andy says that 50 cent’s publicist has called in to say that 50 Cent did not day that the reason for the decline in Empire’s ratings was all the gay shit, but that her retweeted something from a blog and then when he read the site he realized there was information he did not agree with and deleted his tweet.
Andy’s Mazel goes to Vicki Gunvalson for being spotted out on a date with someone who was not Brooks! Yay Vicki! Andy says they don’t know much about the new guy but “they didn’t know dick about Girth Brooks either!” LOL.