Good grief at the tea rolling in on #RHOA tonight right up until the minute the premiere starts! Check here for the latest status on Tammy’s peach which was confirmed moments before the premier. The very first scene of the previews has Tammy sitting right there on the sofa when Porsha arrives in her trashy outfit that Phaedra is also wearing in Miami.
Porsha’s tagline changed a bit to “I’m about to give you life, so stay out of my way.” Which is only slightly less nonsensical that the one the pushed out here. I still can’t believe those are the taglines they chose. So bad.
We start with a cool, Ladies of London style montage of everyone doing their own thing.
Kandi
Isn’t that a Married to Medicine doctor? I find it hard to believe that she is their real doctor. Already we are filming fake shit. Kandi and Todd got pregnant through IVF and are three months pregnant when filming began. At least according to this scene. Todd didn’t know he had a daughter until she was older? I didn’t know that, did I? So this is Todd’s first time dealing with a pregnant wife. The doc tells Kandi to take it easy.
Todd has a lot of Apollo’s stuff in the garage including his motorcycles. Todd tells Kandi that Apollo says he calls home once a month or so and Phaedra won’t even pick up the phone. Kandi and Phaedra aren’t really talking at this time. Kandi explains that Todd produced a workout video for Phaedra called Phine Baby that was never released. Phaedra never paid Todd for his work. Damn! Kandi will never learn not to do business with housewives! Todd is pissed and he wants Kandi to tell Phaedra to pay him.
Phaedra
Ugh. We are going to have to see that shit eating grin in her opening all season. Porsha pulls up in the driveway. Which is a big deal because Phaedra has an issue with people using her driveway. Porsha is getting good ratings on Dish Nation. I’ve always said she is really good on that show. I wish she would just stick with that. They play the fake scenes with Apollo leaving. Phaedra says that she and Apollo talk a lot because of the boys.
I am shocked that Porsha admits she met Duke Williams through him contacting her on Instagram. Because he has a history of harassing women on Instagram, allegedly. But Porsha has never had enough self awareness to know when she is embarrassing herself. Well except for that time she was laying on the floor after attacking Kenya screaming “I’ve embarrassed myself!”
Later, we have a scene with the other person willing to film with Phaedra, her mother. Phaedra explains that he mother is there all the time with her boys because she is so busy. Um, busy doing what? In addition to her mother she has a full-time nanny and two babysitters. The only gig Phaedra has is RHOA. She hasn’t seen her law office in ions. And the mortuary thing is a joke. Phaedra tells her mother she is filing for divorce.
Sidenote: Phaedra’s eyes look very sleepy in the scene with her mother. Perhaps she is just very tired.
Cynthia
Poor Cynthia. Her entire story arc will be about his cheating on her in Charlotte. Even before this video came out, there were lots of rumors about Peter’s relationships there. Clearly Bravo bought that video and it was then taken down. They just showed it on the show and it looks BAD. Phaedra says of the video, “Oh, my! Papa Smurf is a little horny!” Then Phaedra says if Cynthia were to water her own grass, she wouldn’t know what her lawn looks like. BTW, in the literal sense, Phaedra’s lawn is a mess! Just ask her neighbors. Anyway, it looks like there will be no love lost between Cynthia and Phaedra this season. Phaedra will be clinging to poor dumb Porsha for airtime just like Nene did last season.
BLIND ITEM REVEALED: PETER THOMAS!
After the break they show the video AGAIN. They must have paid a lot for that video as Cynthia confronts Peter. Peter tries to blow it off like nothing happened. He is terrible at this. He says she ain’t trying to fuck him and he ain’t trying to fuck her. Cynthia says that this is not the first time she has heard Peter is cheating. Cynthia says no matter what happened it looked bad and embarrassing.
In this scene with Cynthia planning her eyewear party, her boobs are GINORMOUS. Clearly she got a boob job. WOWZERS. Malorie and Cynthia talk about Peter. Cynthia says she is not attracted to Peter physically. Mal says Cynthia seems very unhappy in her marriage. Cynthia says she signed up for it for better or worse. Cynthia is really upset.
Porsha
Porsha is seen preparing for the arrival of her latest trick boyfriend, Duke Williams . After all the discussion last season about how Porsha was “earning” her handbags by “dating” African princes…. you would think she would have more sense than this. It appears she is meeting him in a hotel room. Porsha says that they have been dating for a month. I don’t think the whole relationship took that long. Porsha says she feels like a sugarmama. After he dumped her and begged other people to find her a man on Instagram. there was some trash talking on her end about paying for the flights between the two. One for her to Vegas and one for him to Atlanta. Here in the hotel room she is paying for, she begins to shower him with gifts, champagne and strawberries and clothes. And by clothes I mean a plain purple logo-free t-shirt suitable for Bravo filming. Oh, poor, dumb, Porsha. Just go to a sperm bank. It’s cheaper.
Kenya
That is not a $20 million dollar house, Kenya. Maybe in L.A. but not in Atlanta. She is close to Chateau Sheree, but not as close as she says. Cynthia and Kenya are driving through Kenya’s new neighborhood and talking about Cynthia’s eyewear launch. Cynthia pretends like she has never seen Chateau Sheree before, and also pretends like it is “almost ready.” Speaking of which, US Weekly will have a story on Chateau Sheree in their print edition that comes out next Wednesday. I know this because I provided them with the photos.
BLIND ITEM REVEALED! KENYA MOORE!
As I said in the blind, the property will need a complete renovation, but she got it for a steal in an excellent location. It’s secluded and at the same time located right in the middle of everything. It’s a very good investment. Ha! Kenya just said “it’s a good investment.” It’s been completely gutted.
Cynthia’s Eyewear Launch Party
Cynthia ran late to her own launch party because she can’t figure out what to wear. Porsha on the other hand must have come straight from work. She is wearing a dress with two change purses sewn on. Does she have to make change at her job? Marlo shows up looking awesome. Kenya tells Marlo what I have been telling you all along about Chateau Sheree. The neighbors are extremely frustrated with how long that construction site has been on the busy corner that everyone passes to get to their homes! Remember that neighbor’s driveway that Iylana’s Fix My Life show about Sheree was filmed in? They moved to get away from all the construction. And then Kenya calls it Chateau She Can’t Pay, so clearly Wendy Williams previewed the RHOA trailer despite pretending like she is not watching the show.
Peter shows up to a standoffish response from Kenya and Marlo. Peter makes a joke about being late because he was with the girl in the video. Wow. Then Peter gets all angry and up in their faces as if they brought the subject up. Leave it to Peter to start a scene at Cynthia’s launch. The ladies all get together to talk about Peter. And Malorie decides to share that Cynthia said she is not physically attracted to Peter. Way too much oversharing, Malorie.
Cynthia makes her entrance in a white bikini with a with flowy sheer cover up, and her sunglasses.
Holy shit. Sheree arrives and I swear on my TV they gave her a man voice saying “thank you, you do too!” to someone she hugged on the way in? Was that my TV being weird or is Bravo already being shady? When she goes to talk to Marlo, her voice goes back to normal.
Then we get the much hyped scene between Kenya and Sheree where Kenya outs all of Sheree’s issues with Chateau Sheree from the neighbor issues to the IRS liens. It’s interesting that Sheree brings up the mold issue. Because all the empty houses in that neighborhood have mold issues. Sheree is well aware because she left her house wrapped in Tyveck exposed for over a year because she allegedly could not afford to move forward. I hope she has rectified her own issues. Kenya’s house has been gutted and is in process of being redesigned and drywalled. Sheree is all up in her high voice that he has when she is getting bested. LOL In Kenya’s talking head she says, ” Sheree is going crazy and screaming at me as if I’ve sliced the air mattress that she has been sleeping on the past four years!” I die.
Next Week: Cynthia and Peter get into it at her launch party. Porsha makes a bigger fool of herself presenting Duke with a an MVP trophy (most valuable penis?) We finally see Kim Fields ( I didn’t even notice she was not there) and Phaedra and Kandi argue about Phaedra not paying her bills.
RHOA is going to be great this season. Cannot wait!
When poor dumb Porscha said she ” asked them to send the best” and then read the label “cupcake”- I almost fell out of my chair. That’s the best they could do?! The heifer picked that bottle up at The Walmart before she got to the hotel room… Y’all know she dipped those strawberries herself in the hotel sink (yuk). Who over the age of 15 puts sprinkles on chocolate covered strawberries? I’m guessing this is her being more romantic! Gotdam at the stupidity and ratchetness.
That heifer; laughing out loud ! Good one.
I didn’t know there was a Cupcake “champagne”. I googled. That is indeed what the yellow topped bottle was. $14
I love their line of wines and prosecco!
I was dying!! Cupcake. Putrid crap.
No TV at the hotel. Thanks for the recap!
Peters accent gets thicker the guiltier he behaves. I’m beginning to think its inversely proportional to his erection. The more Cynthia berates him, the thicker it gets (or the worse he is at suppressing it).
There’s a patois/pats twat pun somewhere in there that I’m too lazy to find…
It was really good tonight, I can’t lie.
I love the new format. I also love love love not seeing neigh neigh. Best episode I have seen in years, minus pathetic porsha.
Really good recap Tamara, it was great!!
Neigh neigh?
WoW TT! US Weekly!! You dropped that bit of info like it was nothing. Congrats!
“Chateau Sheree in their print edition that comes out next Wednesday. I know this because I provided them with the photos.” HAHAHAHAHAHA, I f*cking LOVE you.
congrats TT, subtle side note.
US went to the best.
Yep, dropped that little nugget in like a boss.
Damn Mallory talked so much about Cynthia’s business I thought she was being paid to. Peter obviously is guilty and now Mallory can say told you so. I don’t know what Cynthia saw in Peter, oh that’s right, his brain. TT I heard that voice too coming out of Sheree. I was so wondering WTF is that her voice. Then it changed. That was funny. If I haven’t deleted it, I’ll have to check that out again. lol Seems like this might be a good season. In fact, I was thinking they all had reached a new plateau until Kenya started in on the chateau.
no my tv did that too it was hilarious xD (with the voice)
Well Kandi did write destiny’s child’s hit Bill bill bills.
Kandi to Phaedra: pay ya bills. Pay ya telephone bills. Pay ya automobiles and if you did then maybe we can chill?
Nice. Thank you for that!! ☺
I kind of like this Kenya vs Sheree race to the finished house storyline. Obviously I know more than the average viewer thanks to Tamara but I like how kenya is strategically thinking about future seasons.
This house might be done by the end of the season but if not it will still be a storyline for next season while she works on the kids and marriage as well as her products.
Also I liked the good messy part with Kenya and Peter but didn’t like the bad messy part with sheree and kenya. kenya almost had me side with sheree for a little but again they need to make a scene/moment so I understood.
Not really a race though if one of the runners is moving at a glacial pace. Kenya’s house will be done before Sheree’s. Babies born today will be through college before Sheree’s house is done.
Despite my distaste for NeNe, I have to give her credit for the most clever and apt name by far for Chateau Sheree: “Neverland”!
True. But that’s because we sip Tamara’s tea. Many in the GP don’t really know much of what’s going on with Sheree and probably think her appearance is going to help fund the finish of the house but you are right.
I think it’s clever for Kenya to make this part of her storyline.
it was genius to show the sticks and crap so that the haters can make fun of her but she will have the last laugh when it turns out beautiful and she got a foreclosure for a steal so she won’t be spending as much if she were building it from the ground up.
I feel like Sheree may have brought up the mold issue before Kenya went in on her, and what we saw was really Kenyas reaction to Sheree’s shade. You can never ever trust a bravo editor.
Kenya’s house did have mold, I know someone who looked at it. And it was a foreclosure so it sat in the weather with no air circulation. But Kenya ripped everything out to the studs and treated everything. The rooms were also very boxy and she is implementing a more open floorplan. It will be an entirely different place when she finishes with it. The driveway will ALWAYS be crazy, but she doesn’t have to back out, she was just freaking out Cynthia. The amount of land and the lush green trees will be fabulous for cooling bills in the summer, unlike the giant windowless women’s prison for one, Sheree built which will be furnace.
Also, Sheree has tried to cover the moldy Tyveck she let bare to the elements far longer than warranty and will for that reason always have a mold issue most likely. That is why she went there. Any house around here left with no temperature control system for months or years will have mold. Sheree’s house takes up her entire tiny lot and is bound by asphalt roads, while Kenya’s home has a smaller footprint with much more woods and privacy sitting well off the road.
Once Kenya is finished, hers will be by far the nicer option. She’s going to have lots of huge windows and will be able to wander about naked if she wants to with no issue. Sheree lives at a popular bus stop.
Oh and Sheree has been in an apartment in another county sleeping on an air mattress and trying to hide her car from the repo man in a storage shed. Allegedly.
As the owner of 4 sets of boobs, I can spot a new pair of silicone anywhere, they have a little sheen or shine to them. Cynthia looks great! Everyone but Porsche looks fabulous, she’s going down the “I age poorly” lane. This must be KILLING Nene!!!!
4 sets? So, do you have two sets on your back and two on your front? All four down the front? 😉 😉
Eric, bless your wicked mind.
lisaj, excuse poor Eric, he hasn’t a clue.
They are spread strategically all about. I have them done once every few years to keep the perky going on.
Cynthia face looked weird and tight to me.
I understand that things are done out of sequence all the time but am I the only one that noticed that the girls were already talking about Kandi’s pregnancy yet there’s a scene in the trailer where she announces her pregnancy in a mic with todd rubbing her belly and the girls all excited. It didn’t seem like a baby shower moreso an announcement. Again, I get that they need to start of with a bang so that scene might have been shot later in the season but I figured editing would have taken that out since itwasn’t even a significant part of the scene.
I noticed that, too. Messy.
Let the battle of unfinished houses BEGIN! Kenya should tear that thing down and start over, I’m sure that’s what her number one construction family would suggest? Maybe they did and that’s why Kenya flip flopped about how long it takes…three months, six months, three months! Ha, she is in for a rude awakening. Now I’m not being a Kenya hater, I want her to make that property fabulous and rub Sheree’s nose in it, but let’s be real about how long it takes…just ask Heather who has all the money in the world to throw at a build ?
I think she was saying it takes 6 months to build a house from scratch, from the ground up. Her house, while a gut job, looks like she’s using the existing foundation and other stuff, so it should take less time? Of course with the rain we’ve been having, I don’t see how any houses are getting completed.
Phaedra’s talking-head dress. Pastel lace. Perhaps it was purchased from the Chaquita Crybaby Collection for Plus-Sized Egos.
Was it just me that found Phaedra’s imitation of “African tongue” offensive?
Excellent episode! Cynthia’s situation is the one that stood out to me most. I understand her “in it for the long haul” thinking, but when will she ever see that she’s hauling the load alone? When Peter leaves (which I think he’s slowly doing anyway)? Peter has no respect for her, frequently hurls smart a– remarks her way, seems jealous of her success and beàuty, can barely control his temper, treated her like crap when she had fibroids, openly flirts with other women, repeatedly invests her money in bad business ventures, sticks his nose in everybody’s business, and, is just a bad husband overall. All that while the cameras are rolling. Being with him off-camera must be hell. And why isn’t Cynthia running from Peter and towards that fine, suave, intelligent, talented, independently wealthy, father of her child, Leon whose love for her is written all over his face? I realize that Cynthia and Leon split because something wasn’t okay in their relationship, but unless he beat her (which I doubt), being with Leon has to be a big improvement over being with Peter.
@Pat Here’s to hoping Cynthia isn’t going to go Full Shannon over this. I don’t think Cynthia is insecure, but she is allowing her relationship to be on television, so you never know.
Lol! Ha, great line!!!
OMG did one of my nicknames just get checked on Tamara Tattles??? I FEEL SO FAMOUS!!! *faints*
Haha! But yes. It did actually cross my mind when I saw her collection: “Make that six inches shorter and Ms. Parks-Nida would wear that to church and hide her cooch with a matching prayer cloth.” You know, so the churren don’t see… 😉
If Phaedra owes Todd money, Todd should ask Phaedra AND APOLLO for the money; leave Kandi out it. Todd had to notice all the fresh stolen $100 bills that Apollo was throwing around in the clubs with him. Next week it seems that Phaedra is gonna say Apollo spent as much partying with Todd as Todd is owed by Phaedra and wants to call it even…
I have to say Kenya & Sheree delivered in tonight’s premiere. Oh and poor Sheree sure was a hot mess with a sweaty face & frazzled frizzy edges.
Thank you! I couldn’t help but think that Todd is storing more than 8000 dollars worth of Apollo s toys for FREE while Phaedra is the one supporting herself and two boys. I may not be the biggest Phaedra fan, but Todd and especially Kandi’s attitude toward Apollo vs Phaedra has been baffled. Oh, and Kandi’s repeated complaints that Phaedra treats her cordially when they see each other defies logic. It is called manners, Khandi… I thought you were the one always proclaiming that you don’t want any drama!
Kendra may be spot on about Sheree’so construction project, but her timing was random and nasty with the confrontation. They are both delusional. It should NOT take 4 years… but 3 months seems unrealistic unless it came already permitted and checked for mold, etc… and she doesn’t make any changes to the plans.
But TT, I can see why it is one of your favorite neighborhoods just from what I saw. If she isn’t in a flood area, Kenya did get a lovely lot!
Kandi doesn’t understand social etiquette. Neither does Phaedra. Todd can be supportive of Apollo and Phraedra.
Urethra F. already wrote that Todd should collect his own money – I agree, well said.
Egads, I don’t like watching or listening to Phaedra. I strongly dislike the faces she makes.
Normally I’d agree. Wives shouldn’t have to fight their husband’s battles. But I think, in this case, it was more about Kandi having his back than the money itself. Kandi has a history of not supporting Todd with Mama Joyce, her employees, etc. Mostly because Kandi doesn’t like facing issues. She’s much better at sweeping things under the rug. That must be frustrating for Todd.
Yes to this Lady. If I were Todd I’d feel the same way. Like, dammit Kandi! Why are you not supporting your husband. Especially if Phaedra owes them a shit-ton of money. This is Tardy for the Party all over again.
I think Kenya checked you Boo! Not sure if Kim Fields will be the right fit. Claudia should of been kept, bring Sheree in. Bravo blew a great line up.
This show is sooo trashy.
I was surprised Kim Fields wasn’t holding an apple. Hmmm…
Can we talk about Sheree? Wow, she is going to get the monster edit this season. I rewound my DVR 2x when she first came in and she went to the bar. She sounded like a distorted man demon. She does not look right…has she had work done. Since she’s not living at the chateau is she renting. She crazy.
You TT always serve up the best tea with sugar & cream! I found it funny when Porsha made the comment I was conservative in my marriage & slow to date after the divorce…this Duke character is boyfriend number what and I’m sure there have been a few since. Last season I heard it said she was doing it for handbags LOL! Phaedra’s attitude has gotten worse while Kenya’s seems better. Poor Cynthia go back to Leon!! Side note no NeNe very refreshing! Thanks TT
I thought her best delusional line of the night is when she said “Duke really wants to get to know me for my personality.” Yeahhh, thats what hes after. That big, juicy personality of yours Porsha.
I couldn’t care less if she has slept with a different guy every night since her divorce. But own it. Let’s stop with the idea that a woman with a very healthy libido has to be doing it for “romance”. Porsche is guilty of perpetuating it on herself, but probably if she didnt, she’d be slut shamed beyond belief.
But is it to satisfy a healthy libido or is it for the $ cash $? I think that’s why she perpetuates the romantic angle. You can’t get away with ‘selling it’ and simultaneously hitting people over the head with the bible like she did in the first season. At least, not in polite society.
To me Porsha looks like she’d be a cold fish in the bedroom. You need brains even to be a good lay. I can see why all of her mens hit it and then run like the wind. WTF does she have to offer, other than that big, round personality? Even with a slow witted man there wouldn’t be much in the way of dinner conversation about current events and culture and such.
LOLOLOL at the man voice! I haven’t laughed that hard in a few days – and I had the exact same thought – did I hear that right? Was that my tv? But then it happened again about 45 seconds later, my god Im still dying.
So is it just me or did Sheree look like she was allegedly …hyped up? She came in eyes bulging, sweating bullets, moving inorganically. Something was definitely not right with that.
P-Locke—-
The Demon from Hell voice was my favorite part! I hope they do it every time she is on! It suits her.
And I agree, she looked bad. Like she was made out of some sort of sweaty, wax-like material. And kind of all twitchy too.
And did I mention the funny Lurch voice? LOL
Twice that Barry White voice came out of Sheree’s mouth.
I was almost afraid to mention it incase it was just my TV. I could see everyone thinking I made it up! LOL. Surely that is production shade, no? She can’t really sound like that. She’s more the ear piercing high pitched one when she is nervous and/or lying.
Maybe it was interference from her mic due to the tidal wave of sweat that was assuredly pouring down her back?
Don’t worry Sheree, we’ve all been there. Damn lower back sweat is the worst.
I was home alone when I heard that voice. Even my dog sat up. I was searching my TV picture to see who was talking. Then I realized who was talking and said out loud “Oh My God” (in a really low voice.) So yes, it was really her. It can happen.
LOl. I think she may have just be anxious/nervous about being on TV again.
Steroids? It is a possibility. She is very muscular and physically fit.
This season is starting with full-on six ring circus. Ugh, too much already:
– Dumb Mallory in overdrive embarrassing her sister and Peter looking like a man-skank
– Kenya, no need to be so aggressive, Sherree will dig her own grave, why make yourself look bad?
– Sheree, did those coins from Black Gay Pride weekend pay for that budget face Job? You came across as a cackling, defensive shrew. Ugh, again.
– Porsha selling it on the Internet, feeling like a sugar-momma, more stupid, delusional
– Phaedra, your Southern Con is fooling no one
– Kandi, sweet and dumb as always
Did I miss anybody? Oh yeah, i didn’t miss Nene at all! Thank God for small favors!
I reacted the same way to Kenya and was kind of disappointed in her. She really was highly aggressive at Cynthia’s ‘shades’ party. Let Sheree dig her own grave, as you said.
About the taglines, is it true that they actually had several options but the ultimate taglines are chosen by Bravo ?
I thought it was hilarious that Kandi told Tood he needed to not hold grudges in regards to Phaedra owing him money when she herself sued Kim over unpaid royalties from Don’t Be Tardy. Obvious there’s a very real difference between her money and his money in her eyes. Also, I’m not sure that manly voice was coming from Sheree or the person she was hugging when the voice was heard. It sort of looked like it was another one of those gay guys who dress in women’s clothes that frequently appear at various events with Lawrence and Derek. I know her voice sounded kind of deep when she first hugged Marlo but it wasn’t the same voice as the one when she first appeared.
Ahhh…nevermind. I will keep it moving. This time.
Kenya should know that she is no match for sheree. Any doubt, kenya go ask nene or kim. So glad to to see sheree
Is back. And Todd go ask Phaedra for your money and stop putting kandi up to it.
I think Kenya’s gonna hand Sheree’s ass to her. Kenya’s smart, and she has a way of letting her opponent look like an ass organically. Remember Phaedra’s read about scrambled lady parts? Mmm hmm. Does anybody in their right mind respect Phaedra for hitting so far below the belt? I rest my case.
Kenya is more tender hearted than it would seem. Sheree is pitiable. I think Kenya realizes Sheree is no threat to anyone eventually. Kenya is one of the few on this franchise that had given back to charity cases. I’m just saying. Sheree is no threat to Kenya. Kenya will move her about like a chess piece.
Kenya is no match for sheree in what sense? Talking like wolf man Jack? Looking like a drag queen? Being unsussessiful in any business venture she has undertaken? If that’s what you meant, you’re right. Otherwise, you’re not right. Not remotely.
I guess you could be talking about being a match in some animalistic street way. Maybe you think sheree can beat her in a fight? And that somehow IMPRESSES you?? Are you an animal?
Wtf was that moon pie oatmeal face shit Mushmouth…I mean Phaedra…was blathering about? Who was it directed to? She is SUCH a coward. And a liar. Did you hear her say (in addition to the apparent lie that Apollo and she speak regularly) that he has been in jail a year??? Lol. Deluded.
Sooo good. Your recap kept me laughing so hard that my laugh switched over to my smokers laugh. That happens when something is totally off the charts. Best line was Kenya talking about Sheree’s air mattress. Jesus! If this episode is an example of shade to come baby I am in. I thank you Tamara!
I used to like kenya. Is she so threaten by sheree that she felt the need to start sh–
With her. What sheree does with her property is none of kenya’s business. She needs to focus on her fake boyfriends and trying to rent/buy a baby. She actually called sheree a bitch! The nerve of crater face. She will see that sheree is no push over.
If you’ve been following sheree or even the trailer you would see that they are cool.
Do you not understand that this is a SHOW?
that scene would have been boring had Kenya not done that.
Also, the scene was clearly shot mid way in the season.
Sheree and Kenya no what they need to do to make a scene and that’s why carlos king thanked both of them at the end of the night.
In real life people don’t meddle like that but it’s a show and we want to know the tea so Kenya gets her moment by inserting herself and starting mess.
Tamara, Congrats on having your pictures being included in US next week on Chateau Sheree! That really is terrific! Very exciting news!
I may be in the minority but I like Peter and usually find little fault with him because he keeps it real, but the video did look crazy. I am liking this season so far since I’ve accepted that Claudia has moved on. I just wish they could have let Nene sit out the entire season. Cynthia looked fabulous and that was “an entrance for your ass” but it was not a true Cynthia move. Cynthia is a classy woman and her entrance could have been just as bad ass without exposing herself the way she did. This was an eyewear launch party not a swimsuit runway show. That move was directed at Peter. I hate when a woman moves away from her true essence in response to a dumb move by her man. But I get it.
Great Recap Tamara and congrats!
Wow, that phaedra sure dont like to pay ppl for the work they do for her. She tried to pull that same shit on Kenya ( not paying her for that donkey booty crappy video) thats where all the reall trouble began.
I fast forwarded the idiotic Porsha scene because it was just too embarrassing. LOL at Cupcake champagne.
I feel horrible for Cynthia. Mal needs to STFU.
Phaedra Phaedra Phaedra. It’s 8k. Just pay it and get it done. You don’t get to withhold payment just because the product wasn’t released.
Marlo looked AMAZING.
Kandi is looks stunning when pregnant!
I see great potential for Kenya’s renovated home.
Sheree is such a loser. I was greatly amused by the voice trick they did when she first came in. No way in hell that deep man voice was not intentional on Bravo’s part.
If Todd confronted Phaedra about the money people would be calling him a “bitch” and claim he was wanting a peach.
If I recall, Kenya got a distribution deal for Phaedra and Phaedra didn’t want to pay her for the collaboration on a workout video either… I notice a pattern.
While Cynthia keeps talking about keeping her marriage together for “better or worse”, I think it was very unusual to announce she is not attracted to Peter. With his clothes off. On national TV. Wow.
I don’t like Peter at all but that was cruel.
Yep – it’s the end. When you don’t have any physical connection and feel repulsed at the thought, it’s time to call it quits. I know, I’ve been there. It’s hard to be attracted to someone when they treat you like shit
True. And we have probably all had those feelings at the demise of a relationship.
Difference is we don’t announce it on TV for maximum effect and humiliation.
Her sisters Mal’s bizarre question, including the salacious “with his clothes off?” detail, has production’s paw prints all over it. I smell the perfect set up and excuse for Peter’s cheating: “After all, you announced to everyone you are no longer attracted to me!?!,” Yup, that sounds like him.
As far as Peter treating Cynthia like shit? Another Yup, that sounds like him. Seems he did also prior to their for better or worse contract.
Seems TV land is populated by rich, successfull, good looking women who will sacrifice just about any peace or personal happiness to “make their marriage work”
Perhaps Cynthia should try putting 9 lemons in a bowl. ?
I am soooooo glad you noticed that weird ass voice shit, when Sheree entered! Thought it was only me and continously rewound it and gave up…
NOW, reading this. Hahahahahahaha! ?
Yes, I heard that voice I was trying to figure out what in the heck was going on. In my opinion she looked so crazy by the eyes i.e like she was high, drunk or both goodness the voice scared me!
I just watched it & no Tamara your TV did not deceive you. …Sheree had a man voice. I had to rewind several times just to make sure. I laughed hysterically.
Only God can judge me and HE SEEMS IMPRESSED. LOLOLOL. This is going to be a great season. All of these ladies are a hot mess. Why did Kandi sign up for this nonsense?
Glad to see Kenya’s house. Love real estate storylines! Especially one throwing shade at the chateau.
Porsha needs an old fashioned stainless steel, good humor, coin belt. She’s made a lot of people happy for two bits. Always know your worth.
Phaedra’s mom reminded me of the cast on The Peoples Couch this season. Like they all watched themselves last season and decided it was time to get gussied up by the Wash and Brush crew. Half these people are watching tv with a full set of lashes and 5 lbs of makeup.
It was definitely a mans voice! I heard it twice that time and right when she first hugs Marlo- I had to rewind I thought the same thing! Haha I’m so happy your brought that up because I didn’t know if it was my ears or my tv playing tricks on him. Shade by bravo.
Peter problems. Why can’t Todd collect his own money from Phaedra since he did her video? Where was Kim Fields?
You know in this group the men aren’t allowed to address the women about any issues. Todd should be able to talk to Phaedra if she indeed owes him money but it will probably be spun that he is getting in women’s business and acting like a bitch.
Did anyone notice that when Cynthia and Peter started filming the scene when Cynthia was confronting Peter about the video it was sunshine outside and as the scene continued it turned to almost dark outside? So fake…totally pieced together. That scene must have had many, many retakes
I don’t know about Georgia, but where I live, that could easily happen within a 2 minute conversation!
That video with Peter was a bit damning. It’s kind of hard to deny he had his hand on her throat and even more damning when he slowly lowered it down to the inside of her breast area. Not cool. It did look suggestive in a bad way. Then he tried to prove is fidelity by showing his ring finger, like that proved something.
Also why was Peter sweating so profusely? Maybe because he was really hot, or maybe because he knew he got his hand caught in the cookie jar and was nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rockers. Or both?!
I have found in my life, it’s always satisfying to be the one that walks out on the other person and not the other way around. (I hope production didn’t set that up!)
I don’t typically believe in conspiracy theories but that “leaked” video with Peter looks very suspicious + Cynthia & Mallory & then Cynthia & Peter’s interaction re it – looked staged. Don’t all the housewives want a juicy story line?!
Damn. Sheree is a hot mess. What a freak.
And ding dong the wicked witch is gone (nehneh)
Kenya,Cynthia and Marlo a show all by themselves!!!!!!!
Great show. I hope the ratings go through the roof. So happy NeNe is gone.
Wtf was that moon pie oatmeal face shit Mushmouth…I mean Phaedra…was blathering about? Who was it directed to? She is SUCH a coward. And a liar. Did you hear her say (in addition to the apparent lie that Apollo and she speak regularly) that he has been in jail a year??? Lol. Deluded.
Sounds like the the bus stop location is gonna come in handy.
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LOL. You are one of my favorite commenters.
You always make sense to me.