A lot of you are asking if I heard about this. Yes, yes I did. For those of you who managed to miss this story until now, I offer my sincere apologies. Brandi somehow managed to be unable elude the swarms of paparazzi recently while standing out on the street in one of the paparazzi hot beds in Beverly Hills. She seemed fake offended by the TMZ person interviewing her pointing out that she was standing on a street corner in little more than a set of black, heart shaped pasties.
And this was before we realized that the heavy war paint and fuck me pumps were not part of her new working outfit. It was understandable that people would make the assumption she was working the streets after being fired from RHOBH.
She got the usual barrage of tweets asking her how much she is charging these days and so forth. This seemed to perplex and upset her as she was simply trying to support worth cause. Click through for her explanation of her attire and why everyone should lighten up.
First of all, nobody puts on pasties in case of a nip slip at a charity event. One wears clothes that cover all of their private parts. And if one did attend a charity event in pasties, and one’s dress for unknown reasons suddenly had a different fit than one left the house with, one finds a safety pin or goes home.
Is it me or did everyone else get the feeling that Brandi was there to meet the “newly single” widower of the deceased cancer victim?
Very few women have a body to pull that look off at Brandi’s age. I think she looked fine, she was just begging for attention. A woman who wears a dress like that is crazy insecure.
Insecure? That’s what you get from this? Um, I think it goes deeper than that. She did not look fine, she looked cheap. Pasties in the right place and time ( like a strip club) can be sensual and sexual. Wearing them obviously showing out of alow cut dress and feigning a “boob slip” speaks volumes. Once again, she shows her desperation. Oh, and her lack of understanding of real feminine/female sexuality. Pathetic.
She also went onto the step and repeat after she had danced and was fully aware that the pasties (oops, almost typed pastries) were showing. The desperation people have now-a-days to garner attention, at any cost, is so pitiful-especially someone with young children.
She just happened to have a pair of black nipples pasties in her purse, Hey! who doesn’t?
The bottom line is that every two to two and a half weeks she does or says something provocative to get in the news. It’s really as simple as that. She is an attention whore. I wish she would just go away.
She’s not old. I had a body that could pull that dress off too, but I would never wear something like that to a charity event. Very tacky!
I disagree. She is old for this stuff. And it is not new, or cutting edge. Just cheap.
Any idiot would know to use double-stick tape. She revealed it all in the end when she said “I’m proud of my body…” moron nobody said you shouldn’t be. Just that it’s perhaps inappropriate? That doesn’t mean you’re ashamed of your body.
OMG, she looks so horrible. I almost feel sorry for her, but then I remember, it’s Brandi.
yep, she sure looks like crap. those bony legs, and big feet. she could of worn
a black lacy, skimpy bra w/ that dress and that would have done the trick. she is
such a mess. btw, let’s not insult those working girls standing on the corner.
they are called prostitutes. brandi, a whore is a whore is a whore.
I can’t imagine what event where that dress and those pasties would ever be appropriate attire…certainly not to a charity event. I don’t care how proud you are of your body, just cover up for fucks sake.
Hey Audge—
You know what is REALLY stupid?
Pasties are supposed to be skin color to match the nips— not the damn dress.
What a nip-colored-impaired moron
Good point, Maisey (and thanks for the chuckle). The nipslip was surely intentional then.
Exactly! People in that industry (not porn, celebrity) wear flesh colored everything. What about double sided tape that is a standard when wearing a dress like that? Was she already drunk when she dressed? The woman is a moron and wants as much attention as possible. What happened to her face? It looks like either she’s had more work or it’s frozen in time.
I believe pasties are required dress at Hannah Montana Miley’s parties, unless it is casual…you might be overdressed.
I’m not furious at BG for the same reason I’m not furious with Kim Richards.
They are both pitiable creatures. I feel sorry for them.
Probably wouldn’t have let her into the charity event had I been hosting it though.
PS: No, her body does not look good. Where does she even get that? She has alcohol bloat and two inches think of (not very good) make up.
Where is she getting these narcissistic “everyone thinks I”m hot” thoughts? When no man will be seen with her in the light of day, that should have given her a clue.
Her body doesn’t look good?! Dang….Wish my body looked that bad.
Emaciated + Plastic Fun Bags + Alcohol Bloat = Unattractive
To each their own…
I think she has an amazing body. I’d kill for those long legs.
I agree with Cobe on this one. Skinny and long legs are great, but Brandi has no waist and NASATAL. She’s a human clothes hanger. And she’s ruined the natural beauty she had in her face with too much surgical intervention.
She looks a lot like Adrienne in that photo. Maybe they go to the same plastic surgeon.
Yolanda to David: “My love, have you zeen those black coasters I had yesterday ven Brandi was here?
Is it just me, or do her nips look like black moles?
Haha!! I love you, Maisey :).
Maisey, you always make me burst out laughing — thank you!!
I’m assuming they take pictures at the beginning of an event. I bet a lot more was showing as the night word on. She is so inappropriate!
Why would I be furious at Brandi? She didn’t force me to wear that outfit.
Brandi has a nice body..so do 97% of the people in Hollywood and most of them don’t feel the desperate need to shove their silicone titty balls in everyone’s face at a chairty event. I know it’s hard for this aging ho to give up the attention for a night, but have some class man.
Love the indignant irritation in the message and on her face- and her need to bring Eddie into it. Seems she continues to have a wounded pride-all these years later, about him -and goes further off the planet of rational people by the day.
Between her ridiculous approaches to teaching her boys about sex/dating /life(apparently they are all the same) , fighting with LeAnne on twitter and presenting herself as a working woman,(rather than a mom, responsible adult ) she has neither matured into an adult, nor come to believe life is about ANYTHING but herself, attention and sex. She desperately needs help and is telling us the only way she knows how.
LOL…I think she thought she was being “hot” or maybe “edgy” when she left the house but then she came down from her buzz, realized it was a stupid look and then tried to rationalize it. I don’t know who she was trying to attract but I believe it was I deed a specific someone. It backfired, Poor Thing…I hate it for her, lol.
Looking at the picture all i could think was….Cute shoes! Now put your tits away and grow the hell up!
This skanky ho’ has not heard of a camisole? Or is the dress on backwards?
Well at least the dress was long enough as to not expose any personal hygiene items…that’s something. Lol
Eh. If she really didn’t want a wardrobe malfunction she would have taped the dang thing. That’s what wardrobe tape is for but I’m really not going to dog on her for this (and I don’t even like her) because really. She’s proven it could be worse.
Maybe she can’t afford tape? We should take up a collection and send her a case of tape! ?
In the long run, brand will be an old lady, hunched over a walker, with those wedgie comfy shoes, and face full of “natural” makeup, bleached hair. Farting slightly wòith every step she takes. End of story.raise will be her legacy, deteoriating before our eyes, with only her tacky tips in place.
Brandi said there would be rock stars at the party so that is why the “girls” were out. She was proud and thought she looked great. However, when she saw that the stories were primarily negative she changed her tune and now says it was accidental. As usual, the thruth cannon is lying.
I wish she would care more about her boys than her “girls”. Sigh…?
Now that she’s off the show I don’t mind her hahaha. I like that she wore red lips and those shoes are hot. Brandi’s got a great figure, especially for clothes, that’s no surprise, but jesus she has the most godawful taste. Brandi regularly looks badly dressed; .she’s just a very lazy dresser, in my opinion, and in this case, trashy without being rock n’ roll. Or maybe rock but without the fun, or creativity or chic. None of this matters at all, except if showing up to these things is part of what you do.
Btw, the event was a charity concert with performances by Dave Navarro, Juliette Lewis, Duff McKegan, and more.
I’m sure City of Hope is LOVING being associated with the Housewives at this point. Brooks and now Brandi.
Lovely.
Well you know our Bran-Bran. Party-’til-yer-shitfaced-and-then-fuck-a-bunch-of-strangers-for-the-cure! Deuces.
After seeing the new RHOBH preview I would rather see more of Brooks fake cancer than BG. Please go the way of all ex housewives and sell a handbag or story. An original move would be to just fade away but I’ve already used my genie wish this year.
She was there to meet her next sugar daddy!
So were Brandy and Brooks sociopathic narcissists prior to Bravo, or did Andy create all these monsters?
They are moths, Bravo’s the flame.
(And, no, saying ™Andys the flame” is neither original or funny, so just stop it.:-) )
I think that we can blame Andy. He sure know knows how to choose loosers for his shows. It used to be fun to laugh at them, now it is all anger and indignation.
I don’t think BG thinks about how things will affect their children when she make crazy decisions like wearing a dress with her boobs hanging out with pasties. I’ve always thought that the kids on these show are smarter than the parents.
I wish a hacker would create something (a software bug) that would delete any mention of Brandi Glanville every time someone posts an article with her name in the headline. I feel sorry for her at this point. Her poor kids!
Add to that list the Kardashians beiber, etc. I really hate to have idiot celebs chosen for me, rather than having handlers try to make fetch happen on social media.
Poor thing did’t realize her dress was on backwards until she hit the step and repeat where she quickly fashioned nin nin covers, for modesty purposes, from a single oreo?
have we cycled to “Blame Eddie and LeAnn” part of Brandi’s story yet? Can we start placing bets on when the first tweet saying as such will be sent?
I think in 3…2…1!
I’m surprised Brandi was allowed into the the event looking like that. How disrespectful.
When you look at pictures of Brandi five years ago vs. now, she is almost unrecognizable.
Her cheeks look like she just had her wisdom teeth out…. or like she has two giant cysts on her cheeks. Why did anyone think that this is a good look? It’s horrible and she has ruined what was once a beautiful face.
I had missed this story until now. *shrugs* I’d rather her have the pasties on just in case than having it all hang out like we know has happened previously.
In truth, I think know that all celebs should be forced to do all public appearances in the buff so that we Americans can accept the idea that “parts is parts.”. Period. At a certain point tiptoes are titties, dicks are dicks, etc. We are all apparently just teens who are still playing around at Doctor.
Has she not heard of double sided tape?
Lmao wow I initially thought, “what’s the big deal?!” but I assumed that this was for a Halloween party. A charity event?!?! Lawd she is sooooo thirsty.
Where is the outrage when the Kartrashian girls go to events with their titties out for all the world to see, They seem to get the exact opposite response, with everyone oohing and aahing over how beautiful they look and so on. I just don’t get the double standard and the extreme hate for this woman. Someone said on twitter last night and i quote, “Brandi could run into a raging fire and rescue 100 people, and everyone would bitch about how she did it”.
Please read the commenting rules before commenting again, Teresa. We do not discuss the family you mentioned here unless it is in conjunction with a topic we are actually interested in. Additionally, you seem like a Branditard and that doesn’t go over well here. There is no double standard here at all. Brandi is a fucking idiot and a really shitty excuse for a parent and a person who was fired from RHOBH for being physically violent with more than one cast mate.
That said, I don’t think this site is going to be a good fit for you.
I’ve never seen a Kardashian with pasties hanging out. So that’s one reason.
“Is it me or did everyone else get the feeling that Brandi was there to meet the “newly single” widower of the deceased cancer victim?”
YES!!! Why was this my first thought also?
Believe me, IF WE COULD BE BOTHERED TO DISCUSS the K-Klan Here, they would not receive adulation or approval…but we can’t be bothered.
She is so gross
“Is it me or did everyone else get the feeling that Brandi was there to meet the “newly single” widower of the deceased cancer victim?”
YES!!! Why was this my first thought also?
Not a fan of brandi but she has a good body.
And this is getting her what she lives for….attention of any kind.
I thought the same thing- eligible bachelor! Hope he likes high pitched shrieking and threats of bodily harm.