A lot of you are asking if I heard about this. Yes, yes I did. For those of you who managed to miss this story until now, I offer my sincere apologies. Brandi somehow managed to be unable elude the swarms of paparazzi recently while standing out on the street in one of the paparazzi hot beds in Beverly Hills. She seemed
fake offended by the TMZ person interviewing her pointing out that she was standing on a street corner in little more than a set of black, heart shaped pasties.
And this was before we realized that the heavy war paint and fuck me pumps were not part of her new working outfit. It was understandable that people would make the assumption she was working the streets after being fired from RHOBH.
She got the usual barrage of tweets asking her how much she is charging these days and so forth. This seemed to perplex and upset her as she was simply trying to support worth cause. Click through for her explanation of her attire and why everyone should lighten up.
First of all, nobody puts on pasties in case of a nip slip at a charity event. One wears clothes that cover all of their private parts. And if one did attend a charity event in pasties, and one’s dress for unknown reasons suddenly had a different fit than one left the house with, one finds a safety pin or goes home.
Is it me or did everyone else get the feeling that Brandi was there to meet the “newly single” widower of the deceased cancer victim?