By Shay
Heather Dubrow’s first show! She introduces herself and says her guests will be Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador from The Real Housewives of Orange County and promises “We will find out once and for all if Brooks has cancer and whether or not the girls have banded together to ice Vicki out next season.”
She then introduces her assistant, Natalie, who handles everything in Heather and Terry Dubrow’s World: Botched, New Botched, this podcast, skincare line, this podcast, their new book, and feeds the leeches when there are no customers. I might have added the last part.
Show will be about health, wellness, beauty, gossip, travel –she’s finally answering all our questions about packing!! Tweet or Instagram at #dearheather
Tamra and Shannon are in traffic and since it’s live she has to fill time by talking about herself via The Autobiography of Heather Dubrow. Super snoozers about her “acting career” which included her time acting on Divorce Court. (Which *mind blown* I cannot believe that it’s not real! Who are all those people divorcing over $345?? Apparently, actors.) Heather couldn’t get an acting job, so she’s pretending how she was an in-demand singer (at Disneyland), a wedding singer, and in the house band for…. The Nanny for 4 years. So, she was on the set of the Nanny everyday and instead of getting a job acting, she is trying to hype up her singing and “stand-up comedy career.”
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She now talks about her failed stand-up career, which she claims “ended” slash never took off because “it wasn’t for her.” Sorry, if you’re funny and successful as a stand-up, it’s for you.
She segues into her life with the acting career where she rattles off all these shows and actors she “starred with” which supposedly ended because she was pregnant. (We aren’t supposed to have ever seen a tv star whose pregnancy gets hidden or written into a show?) According to Heather the knee-deep feces was a choice. Or maybe acting wasn’t for her?
Now, we get to a few years ago in her life where she has a bunch of kids and is a housewife. Since she had 11 nannies and the feces was taken care of, one night her and her rich helicopter friends were drunk and decided to open a restaurant. (Didn’t we see this?) Terry thought it should be a show. So, Terry was the fame whore on behalf of his wife -who really just wanted to clean feces if it wasn’t for these damn nannies that needed work.
They shopped the show to Evolution and shot some stuff that no one wanted to watch. Evolution offered them OC Housewives, but she said no because she’s a serious, accomplished ACTRESS. But Terry wanted it to happen so he forged her signatures on the contracts. Um. Then, Terry shows her the scene of Tamra throwing wine and Heather signed up because she thought it was a Christopher Guest movie. She literally claims to have thought the show was satire. Um.
Heather goes on saying this is the first season she was herself because the seasons before not having a script made her uptight. Because she’s sooo good with scripts as an “actress.”
Her assistant pretends to ask questions and chimes in about how real Heather is this season with her humor and joke cracking. (Did I miss this?)
It’s 15 minutes into the hour-long show and apparently Tamra and Shannon are still in traffic because she’s just rambling about how great this season was. Here comes the Brooks Truther tease…which we will get to later…
Heather starts talking about Brooks by herself, so she can wax poetic about her being “The Biggest Brooks Supporter” and how she texted Vicki the day she went on WWHL… Then, Vicki said on WWHL “No one reached out to her.” This is the second time she’s made this quote by Vicki in 35 seconds to drive home how NUTS it was she said that! For Chrissakes, Heather TEXTED her!
So, Heather was talking — “oh, by the way, this happened to be recorded by E”, and Heather said, “She just blew it with me, because I reached out to her!” AND SHE TEXTED HER! Blah blah blah, she’s always been a good friend.
18 minutes in, Heather’s still talking to her assistant who is pretending to be shocked by everything Heather says. Heather brings up Terry v. Brooks in the Case of the Traveling I.V. and also Doctor Cellulite, whose cellulite treatments don’t work. (Is this Libel?) She claims this Doctor violated HIPAA when Brooks called him. Doctor Cellulite told Brooks, who told Vicki, who told Tamra, who told Heather, about Heather being a patient and receiving cellulite treatments. The doctor also told Brooks that he was a cellulite doctor, not an oncologist. Heather’s lawyer wrote a C&D and the Doctor Cellulite is on probation.
Ooooh!! Here’s the only reason why I’m not regretting listening to and recapping this…. Doctor Cellulite’s lawyer wrote Dubrow’s lawyer back and said BROOKS ISN’T A PATIENT. HE’S NEVER TREATED OR SEEN BROOKS. (Let me be excited, I’ve been listening to the mundane Autobiography.) Anyway, Vicki and Brooks “dragging Terry and Heather into his treatments” gave Heather “the right to get involved.” (She says this through that annoying way people ask and answer their own questions. Did I want to get involved? Absolutely not. Did I feel I had the right to? I absolutely did. Is this annoying? Absolutely. Will I keep doing it? Yes, but I will throw in my Jewy shtick to try and get the Hebrew lols.)
Finally at minute 20, Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador (perhaps drunkenly) “schlep” in. (Told you.)
Heather teases the two topics again… more on that later….
Reunion recap: Heather is trying to rile them up. Heather admits to narcing Vicki out re: black penis strap-on slash custody loss right after it happened, in tears, at a sex party, whilst Tamra was probably comforting her, whilst Tamra was also probably wearing said black penis strap-on. (In case you needed the visual.) Now they are bashing Vicki and talking about how this isn’t a “Bash Vicki” segment. Now, Heather says Vicki shouldn’t have needed Xanax at the reunion unless she’s a liar and was nervous about lying. Tamra claims to have been in Vicki’s dressing room where Someone said Vicki took four Xanax and then Tamra witnessed Someone stop Vicki from taking the fifth. Allegedly.
Vicki supposedly contradicted herself from throughout the season, the reunion, and now– “she bought a binder, but never filled the binder”, “She wasn’t scared of him”, etc.
They pause the Vicki talk or they will run out of material. (They’d lose the listeners by talking about themselves at the end of the show instead of now.) They drone on about joint bank accounts and how they were all SO successful before they were married and made loads of money on their own. Especially Heather, because she was a successful actor, remember. Then they tried to real it in by talking about their peasant jobs. Well, everyone except Shannon who brags she’s always made a ton of money.
They start talking about the “shiksa”. The who? Oh, The Mistress who Tamra slash Joe Dirt yells, “You mean Nicole?!” And Heather gets scared she will be sued. Well, we all know the truth is the only defense to defamation, so how about don’t lie, mkay?
OMG. They are talking about Nicole’s audacity to show up to the SC game IN FRONT OF SHANNON’S KIDS! Um. That doesn’t make Nicole look shitty. That makes Shannon look shitty for yelling to the mistress about the affair in front of the whole stadium and IN FRONT OF HER KIDS. Let that soak in. Shannon defends the continuous involvement of her kids in the affair stuff as acceptable because they (maybe just the oldest) found The Text.
Shannon and Tamra are trying to make Nicole (Tamra purposely said Nicole’s last name) look like a stalker. She’s jealous. She copied Shannon’s hair. The SC stuff. Blah blah blah. No one’s allowed to be a blond, I guess. Or attend games at their own Alma Mater.
Back to Vicki and Brooks. They are saying Brooks came down with The Cancer immediately after he was caught with a stripper. They are saying Vicki knew from the jump he didn’t have it and at the reunion admitted she lied a month and a half before filming about his cancer for sympathy. Huh? Wonder why they didn’t air that juicy tidbit? Is it because they are referring to I.V. Gate and not the cancer diagnosis?
Tanra is saying Vicki lied about taking him to the hospital one night but then told Shannon she was home in bed.
Brooks’ stories about where/when he found out he had cancer also changed, and is maybe on tape. He told one person he found out at a bar, another at the office, and told Vicki when she asked about the stripper that he was in the E.R. and just found out he had cancer. (Obvi you can’t get that diagnosis in an E.R.)
O.M.G. Or should i say, O.M.Zzz. It’s I.V. Gate again. So glad there’s only 10 minutes left. Vicki already admitted to this shit, so I don’t care to hear about this shit for the 9th time in one hour.
Finally, a roll call of: “Will they film with Vicki next season?” They have never discussed this together, but they are going to now… (That’s supposed to be super suspenseful and exciting, in case you weren’t sure how to feel.)
Shannon says that Vicki’s lies… (Oh man, hold on. I have to laugh my ass off for a minute. Hahaha. Man, that was funny. Hahahaha. Okay, I’m ready.) Shannon says Vicki’s lies denigrate the authenticity of reality television. (I’ll let you catch your breath from laughter.) And she has a huge problem filming with her.
Sidebar: Heather says when they began filming Vicki was leaving early to sneak around with Brooks to eat lunch and whatnot and production said she couldn’t do that. They said Vicki had to film what was happening in her life. She was hiding him and the fact that she was with Brooks… NOT that he had cancer. Heather claims production told her they never asked Vicki and Brooks to disclose anything about his cancer. Um. Fish-sauce.
Tamra and Vicki aren’t speaking at all. Tamra blocked her on all social media (the horror!) because she’s tired of season after season Vicki bashing her by telling everyone to “watch out for Tamra” and that “Tamra will stab you in the back!” Tamra says, “Vicki GAVE ME that reputation!” Uh-huh. (Notice Tamra never answers the question.)
Heather: she’s very disappointed. Again, she and Terry were big supporters of Vicki and Brooks. But, because they ruin the authenticity of the show, she has no interest in filming with Vicki.
BAM!
Secrets Revealed teaser! They are going to show them shopping for Tamra’s sex party! (Yawn. No, thanks.)
Catch Heather Dubrow’s World on http://www.podcastone.com every week and tweet or instagram questions at #DearHeather
What, Divorce Court ISN’T REAL?!?!
Hahaha! Yoya! Haven’t even read the whole article yet… Just got to the “Divorce Court” part and had to head over to comment on this! I’ve seen Divorce Court like twice… and only because I couldn’t find the remote or some other similar reason. But consider me blown away! I had no idea they hired actors to play the spouses. I FEEL ROBBED!!!
Me too…I stopped at “Divorce Court” to come down here express my shock and dismay! My whole world is crumbling!
Yoya and Pip: confession time. Judge shows are my dirty little secret habit. I found out 2 things this week that have now forever ruined them. #1) Divorce Court has actors. #2) The shows pay the judgements.
I don’t know what to watch when I eat my lunch now.
Shay, I am so sorry you had to listen to this crap-fest. What terrible people.
Thanks, Lisamia. It actually wasn’t bad because I did enjoy feeling like one of the 6 people listening who found out more reasons Brooks definitely doesnt/didnt have cancer and was just bewildered why he would claim to get treatments and see physicians in an area where everyone knows everyone (every metropolitan area has 4-5 big hospitals and all the docs kind of rotate, refer and know eachother.) I’m convinced he pulled/copied the 1st result for “chemotherapy bill” off Google TO get caught… That way everyone is interested in him, his Google results numbers go up, he can keep getting paid for interviews, etc. If he really had cancer, or never pretended to have cancer, he wouldn’t be the season’s topic nor would anyone want an interview… let alone these multi-part ones from E! and Andy, etc.
Vicki I’d the one who gets the shaft. Lost friends, lost supportive viewers, no interviews, getting iced out, and maybe losing her place on next season.
The three of them give me anxiety. Vicki was THE ONLY reason to watch RHOC for me with her goofy and ridiculous antics. She was entertaining. Good luck without the OG of the OC, bitches.
Sounds like a concerted effort to push Vicki out. Yea, like that’s ever worked. Do they get to split the spoils of her elevated salary or something?
So those McBeth witches are yammering about the integrity of reality tv while knowing full well that’s there’s no such thing. They are living, spewing proof of that.
Thanks, Shay for listening for us and reporting back.
Heather sounds like a real monster mastermind. Bet she did want to bring the Beadors down. And her friendship with Tamra can be attributed to lining up allies for RHOC domination. Ugh.
Yes because Tamra’s “I want a baby” story line last season was totes real, as well as her “come to Jesus” story line this season. Insufferable witches!
What was interesting to me is how long Terry has been a famewhore (he was on The Swan and Bridalplasty). Even on Botched he’s so unprofessional and plays to the cameras in a very look-at-me manner unlike Nasiff. Funny how Terry has landed WAY more shows than Heather, the serious accomished actress.
Heather’s dream to hit the big time (cough) have come true.
Between Heather and Terry, Terry is definitely the one with a personality.
It would be great if Bravo fired everyone except Vicki because they didn’t want to film with the OG of the OC.
I think?? That football game the mistress attended is NOT her alma mater. Nor hubby’s. I’d look but I’m lazy.
I heard that it was, but I’m also too lazy to actually check.
The husband is a USC alumnus. It’s on his linked in page. USC- university of spoiled children. That is why Shannon went there.
University of Spoiled Children–LOL Go Bruins!
I knew there was a reason why I liked you. I went to UCSC.
Oh, UCSC is such a beautiful campus!!
It was in the 70s
I can’t with this show anymore. I get to the point at the end of each season of each franchise where I feel like I need a silkwood shower and an exorcism to get rid of the ick and bad juju. That’s where I’m at.
I’m ready for RHBH and am hoping that things will be less awful there without Kim and Brandi.
Feeling the same way, Pip.
Pip, thanks. I’m not invested and have little interest any longer. I’m a occasional viewer. Remember when I wrote about screaming at my cable guy saying I was missing my Bravo shows?
I enjoy TT’s site now.
It seems like Dubrows are taking every kind of gig possible to be in public and pay for the new mansion. Heather is 99% uninteresting. I’d never listen to her.
Shay, you must have a high pain tolerance. .
Haha Dawn! I DO have high pain tolerance, but listening was better than watching. FYI, unlike YouTube, PodcastOne (even on my phone) continues to plays while you use other tabs (email, other websites, etc.) So, you can listen while you read and comment on Tamra Tattles!:)
I’m pretty sure that she’s talking about the Divorce Court that was on in the 80’s, that was obviously scripted. I don’t think that it’s still scripted.
Heather:
Bitched, Botched and Bewildered
You know your Rogers and Hart.
Falling in love with fame
Is falling for make believe
Falling in love with fame
Is playing the fool
They fell in love with fame
One night when the moon was full
They were unwise with eyes
Unable to see
They fell in love with fame
With fame everlasting
But fame fell out with me
Whoopee!
nice Eric well done
HAAAAAAAAAA!Hahahahahahahaha………….and then, the wind-down……aaaaaaah.
Love it.
Who is Brooks? 🙂
And why does this crap show have so many crap spin offs? RHOOC is not that entertaining. Especially this season.
I feel like I’m in the “Twilight Zone”, trapped in a world that keeps repeating itself, and I can’t escape With cable, it’s Brooks. Everywhere. On regular TV, it’s the damned Royals. (They actually interrupted programming for “Breaking News”: Video of the trash left over from yesterday’s stupid parade. I am not kidding.)
It never ends. I am in Hell.
Don’t adjust your television set….. Me, I’d rather be on Gilligans isle with a rum and coconut. I once saw an old divorce court that had one of the Mrs Kravitz acting as a respondent.
Gilligan’s Island is my ultimate escape. Love that show!
Me too. Also the Addams family.
Ah, see? That’s where we disagree. I like the Munsters. 🙂
I like them both. Also i love lucy and the beverly hillbillies. I really miss Dark Shadows
Ahh, Dark Shadows was the best.
Oh, yes! Dark Shadows!
what a bunch of whoremongers. yep I said it. heather said this is the first season
she could act herself, well good to know, because this is the season she acted like
a true liar, back stabber, mean girl. taking lessons from tamra I am sure, though
I would not call heather a whore yet. Shannon take a couple of seats. Meaghan
come back when your i.q. registers more than a first grader. of any housewife
show, even brandi, tamra is the most disgusting piece of trash I have ever seen.
she needs to get dropped in a dumpster w/the rest of the garbage. remember
heather, who your friends are, says a lot about you. love your husband, would
you like your girls to act like you do now?
Heather carefully talks separately about her “friends” and “castmates.”
I agree with you, Shay. BTW, How much medical grade HTC did it take to get you through the podcast?
Heather will never be friends with those women. I think she is closest to Lizzie.
THC Damon, the autocorrect guy is at it again. Damon always shows up when I key in damn you.
5cats: exactly 10mg of medical grade THC:) took my daily dose late enough that it was literally making me laugh when Shannon talked about Vicki ruining the authenticity of reality t.v. like, legit had to stop the podcast due to the bed shaking.
So true.. lastvyear when she got the lottery like bad edit, she insisted that wasn’t the real her. Meanwhile, she’s been abundantly vocal about how unscripted and real the show is. I guess that only applies to the season when fans like her. her stating that this season she’s finally portrayed as “herself”. Really?!? After all these seasons she claims the no script scenario made her uptight and act unnatural. Ummm…. Kay sweetie! So divorce court ?!? Stop talking egotistical cartoon like person!
I didn’t watch RHOC this year, I chose to read the recaps instead. I just can’t bare watching Tamra and Heather. So thanks for the recap!
You are welcome, Power. Thank you for reading. I know everyone is burned out on RHOC, so I was scared my first blog post would have zero comments!
Great recap, Shay.
I bet it is a lot harder than it looks to write an entertaining and intelligent review of anything…much less the insipid musings of La Dubrow. She takes herself way too seriously. Her opinion of herself is as high as her eyebrows.
My favorite part was about her “stand up” career. Ah,…..don’t you actually have to be funny?!?
Thanks again, Shay.?
Wrong, Maisey. It wasn’t FOR her. Like, acting.
“Wrong, Maisey”
Well, that isn’t the first time I’ve heard that.
Double double toil and trouble fire burn an cesspool bubble. Enough of this stinky shit and the stinky witches.
TD nice
Here are the BIG lies about this season of the HW of OC: 1.) Tamra lives by the the teachings Jesus 2. Heather was a well known actress and has talent 3. Meghan is a great Step-Mom and wasn’t really going after Vicki. 4. Shannon is in a “happy place” in her marriage 5. David will never cheat again. 6. Shannon will stop nagging and 6. Jesus Jugs II will never get them made large again unless He tells her too. I am reminded of the witches from Macbeth once again
“Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Shay, I love your recap, these women are still in junior high!
Dee, I was surprised to hear Shannon went to law school. She seems so dingy.
Aviva Drescher also went to law school. It’s a toss up as to who’s more neurotic, her or Shannon.
Minky: the only moment I liked with Aviva was when she called Ramona and Sonya White Trash and they had to Google it.
Oh lord! They can’t be that ignorant. If anybody wants to know what a white trash house looks like I can send you a photo of my neighbors’ front lawn. Not one, not two, but THREE cars up on blocks. And more beer cans than you can shake a gun at. Somebody help me!!!
Minky! It’s almost time for the folks in my hood to blow up eleventeen dozen inflatable Disney characters to compete with all the nativity scenes (four in one yard plus wire reindeer whose heads move eerily creepily and annoy Banjo.
Tis ALMOST the season!
I’m actually excited for real. It’s like living in a Flannery O’Connor novel, with added random gunfire.
Oh Tamara, I’m sorry. Poor Banjo!
Mine have a sign in the window that says “Never mind the dog. Beware of owner” With a picture of a gun next to it. Very classy. Tamra “Judge the Living and the Dead” would fit right in when my neighbors have their all night drink ’em ups.
A couple of things. I stopped watching RHOA because it got too petty and trashy. These women are the worst. I couldn’t stomach part three of the reunion and did not watch. I doubt I’ll be back for next year.
I also just read that viewership was up? Did anyone else hear this?
Back to Brooks and this specialist doctor I just want to add my two cents. Supposedly this guy is tops in his field. A lot of times those good doctors that aren’t taking new patients either don’t take insurance because they don’t have to. Office visits can be insanely expensive.
Maybe he just couldn’t afford to go and was embarrassed to admit it?
JJ. Um. Noe.
I feel sick to my stomach for Vicki at how vicious these women are being. I don’t care what she’s done, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. I can’t believe Tamre claims to have found Jesus but is being more evil and nastier than ever before. I’m sure she’s also being influenced by Eddie as he’s made it quite clear he’s not very fond of Vicki.
I have never boycotted a HW show before because of who was or was not a castmate, but if they fire Vicki I will definitely not watch it again. I would take sheer delight in seeing the numbers drop as a result of the remaining hags filming.
Great recap Shay! You definitely have a flair for writing infused with a great sense of humor. Hope you recap again!
Mwah. Thanks, Meredo. I honestly don’t watch much Bravo anymore – just read recaps and have fun with commenters. Its either fake, boring or inappropriately too much info I don’t want to know!
I watch reruns of Seinfeld and Big Bang Theory. (Why are they so mean to Sheldon?! Penny is insufferable.)
Oh, Meredo! Dontcha know? Jesus gives bitches like Tamra license to be as nasty as they wanna be. That’s the whole point. After you’ve been saved and dipped in the holy water you get to choose who burns in hell. I respect religious people, but not Tamra.
I think they are still glowing from their pleasure at outing Vicki, once and for all, as a liar and a hypocrite. I would too. Sorry. Any who, yes Vicki is these things. Supposedly she is rid of Brooks, so let’s all kiss and make up and move on. ? Thanks for the recap Shay! Loved it.
Thanks Angel! I can’t stand Vicki and think she’s always been a Lying McLiarface. She says she had a perfect childhood so I don’t understand why she is so mean, selfish, and needy. Remember Briana having to comfort HER on the way to Briana’s cancer surgery?! What kind of mother acts like that.
No one is likeable.
Shay, thank you for your recaps, it’s how I was able “know” without watching.
What you wrote about Vickys character traits was spot on. I recall one season with Donn they would make fun of a housewife in front of them. Mean and childish.
This season had no redeeming value.
Vickie is quite the sugar coater extraordinaire. She said she had an amazing boyfriend in Brooks (con man) and almost allways said her and Breanna were amazing (not so there was a big strain ). So Im not sure about how her childhood really was. She could really use some help , as often a weakness or over dependence on men, is rooted in childhood. Youre looking for something you should be able to provide for yourself, and youre so needy you allow any treatment or attention as long as youre getting attention.
CaliP: thanks for reading and commenting!
Janet: I think Vicki usually fibs to further her own self and if she can blame her faults on someone else she would even lie to do it
RHOC has taken many gross turns and I don’t see it bouncing back.
What happened to all the shopping? And where are their taglines with real audio from the show where they said embarrassing things or acted like monsters?
TT also has a special red pen that can define unconditional love. None of that here nor the milk of human kindness only the bitterest dregs.
Sorry TD, nice isn’t funny. Or deserved.
Not regarding you Shay refering to the evil, wicked, mean and nasty that defines this shit of a show.
*phew* thanks for the clarification, TD. I can be a cutting bitch, so I was feeling a little guilty. Just a little, though. Like, eating too many fun size peanut butter cups guilty.
Thank you Shay!! And just so you younguns know, Divorce Court goes back to the late 60’s early 70’s. Nearly every show ended with men in fist fights. It was all scripted with actors and actresses playing parts. It was quite scandalous at the time, lol…a lot tamer than Jerry Springer.
So you’re saying it might be real?? Yes!!!
Ruin the authenticity of reality TV? Now Ihave heard everything! We tune in to watch a show about successful women giving us a glimpse into the world they live in for a few laughs, and perhaps a bit of hope. What we got? The most unauthentic, phoney bunch of women foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs surrounding the one who went down to finish her off! Even the Doctors on this* show violate hippa laws ( a Dr can not even confirm or deny if someone was a patient in their practice), name call other women and then think a husband is the asshole for confronting him about it when he looked like an asshole for attacking a woman ,never the less,someone else’s wife! Tamara has caused more problems then anyone on that show and will not even take it down a notch knowing how badly it is affecting her daughter! She even had to shit on Heather and Terri’s informercial by calling out Terry’s fake tan, as if using the word fake wouldn’t affect sales for a skin product! Yet, they are more on her side.because Heather got a dose of what it was like being on the wrong side of Tamara a few seasons ago and does not want it to happen again. And then we have Shannon who spent the whole season fighting with everyone, and being mad at Vicky for telling her own brother about her relationship when the whole world has been privy to her pain and destruction. Then she was insulted by Vcky who was asking her to please stop grilling her at lunch because she couldn’t take any more! Some friend! You see your friend on the throws of losing it and you still push at her. No Shannon jumped on the bandwagon! And I am jumping off. I will not be watching these pathetic overgrown babies who haven’t got one authentic bone left in their plastic bodies! Oh and children are off limits are they? Well that didn’t stop Tamara from stirring it upwith Brianna more then helping their relationship like she told Vicky she would do. Let me again get this straight. Tamaras daughter is wrong and lieng about Tamara and yet we take Briannas word as gold. Yup it took three of you to bring Vicky down! But my money is on her!These were not friendships, these were professional hits!
Victoria, people are most likely going to skip over this wall of words because there are no paragraphs. It’s a shame too because the little bit I did read seemed like a good post.
authenticity and reality TV in the same sentence … doesn’t compute.
Well said Victoria C, and I read the whole thing! 🙂
Am I only person who doesn’t give a shit, if Vicki is lying? Or even Brooks for that matter. It doesn’t have any affect on my life at all. I still DETEST Tamra, Megan, Heather, and Shannon. And HEATHER, I have no interest in watching you on television either, in fact, I hope they cancel this show. Now, if they brought Brandi in to give Tamra a run for her money…now that, I could watch! Meanwhile, Heather & Shannon, such the ladies, are outraged! They will not film with a liar, but have no problem filming with the HBIC strutting around with a big dildo attached to her groin. Classy…
They’re all lying at least somewhat about something. Just look at all of the “careers” Heather has had.
Tamra wearing that dildo is her way of visually sending the rest of them a message. That message is: “I’m gonna fuck every single last one of you!”
In the beginning I watched this show to see how other people lived. Their homes, their families’ dynamics and how they parented and their life in general in a different time zone, climate and income bracket. It has now become something more like my tawdry secret addiction. But thanks to Tamra Judge and people like her, I think I can turn the channel and not miss it. I would turn it off but even thought I am still not all that happy with Vicki, I do feel some kind of weird loyalty to her.
Shay, you are AMAZING for sitting through that! I could never! I had to lol with that Heather asking and answering her own questions comment. Drives me nuts how she does that all the time! Lol
Lori: the worst parts were Tamra not understanding she was in doors. Every time she got riled up she was like Joe Dirt riding a rodeo bull, screaming into the mic. Hurt my ears.
You poor thing! Seriously!
Heather’s a one-woman talk show.
Too funny. That would certainly be right up her alley!
Thank you, Shay!
I’d love to see that episode of Divorce Court.
It’s funny because usually an accomplished actress would say, “I was on Divorce Court before I was in Star Wars and the Matrix 4.” That’s not usually one’s high point as an actress. Also, are highly paid actresses calling themselves actors now?
Doesn’t bother me that she didn’t hit it big though. In terms of a shit ton of kids who never get anything… she did have a show once. Not one I remember, but th ere were a couple of years of college and teaching where I stuck to some shows I couldn’t give up… and didn’t even read about new ahows. She decided to have her kids instead. I can respect that too.
Oh, but she didnt! She is just too self-important to admit to not cutting it. She tried to be an actress for decades, and was why she did housewives (for exposure that Terry promised). I miss this show having the kids like Jeana’s. They had their own talking heads and we’re hilarious.
In that podcast.. did looney toons Shannon. say something about the mistress texting David just yesterday?? Im at the JCC having my coffee, ready to swim a few laps and the wives are babbling about this podcast.. because HD is one of us. Lol we roll thick. Anyway, the buzz is about cukoo for cocoa puffs Shannon trying to friend the mistress on Facebook! The mistress texted David,
told him that his wife his sick & needs help!! Rolflmao! Of course Shannon says that she did not send her a friend request (AS IF) and shes a big fat liarface! Shannon is so juvenile and shes like , 80. She makes such an ass of herself, kind of like when she made David uneccesarily fish around in her butt for plastic!
LisaP: she did. She said Nicole claims Shannon tried to add her on something– I don’t think it was facebook, buy maybe Instagram? I zoned out. Then, Nicole texted David and said to tell Shannon to leave her alone, that’s she’s done enough to disrupt Nicole’s life and Shannon was crazy. Then Joe Dirt/ Tamra started yelling. It seems like something which could be screenshot? After Shannon’s behavior during the SC game and subsequent media blitz, I don’t put anything past her.
Shannon Beador is living proof that you can go to law school and be an idiot, if that was ever in doubt!
Did anyone see Hearher Dubrow on Dr. Drew last night? I like her even less after watching her on his panel. She had nothing to offer and seems to talk just to hear her own voice. Yuck….
I have a finite opinion on Heather and this post is as appropriate as any to voice/ type it. ( I’m trying to use my big girl, smart and refined Heather words.. Cuz no matter how ratchet and famewhorey( heather’s so disappointed in me for that non word) one acts, if they use words with 3 syllables, they are branded the “smart one” or even ” the classy one” as if any of these “ladies” envelope(?) class.
So here it is…….. All the ladies are side show circus worthy neck straining train wrecks. None of them actually own it. But no one owns it less than the illustrious, elegant and above the fray, Jew card playing, Mrs. Doctors wife, I mean, Dubrow Kent whatever.
She resonates with me because it takes one to know one. I because of certain factors, being a stay at home wife and mother, feel like I’m looked down on and discounted. So I go out of my way to speak eloquently and flex my big word muscles like a peacock to passively brag about my ivy education( as if that makes me a better person than anyone. It doesn’t)
I see you Heather Kent!!!!! You so want to be the exception to the trashy housewife fame hungry rule! So you showcase how successful your husband is, how perfect your family is, how wildest dreamy your mansion is…… To shove down the viewers throats , ” see? I don’t need the Bravo check! I’m simply on the show to take all you peasants on a mental vacay into my world”. Her smarty, fancy pants image is hungrily maintained.
I cringe when commenters write about her being the smart one and that if a housewife wants to go against her, they better get a dictionary, blah……,
Look at the people she surrounds herself with. In this shallow character and intelligence puddle, she is indeed, the Einstien of the group. The bar is so low. Her rehearsed( she’s an accomplished actress remember! Cough!#thankgodimarriedadoctor) big words and rational talking heads screams try hard. She has decided that she’s some debutante who has authority over her fellow bottom feeders. Gag! My four year old might beat Heather on Jeopardy.
If anyone believes that she doesn’t practice and rehearse her intellectual talking heads, I’ve got some CT scans to show you.
Now there’s Heathers World Podcast? Her biggest fan has decided the masses aspire to be like her and like Barfanney, it’s only right to share her day to day formula for perfection on top of an avocado smeared organic onion bagel, kosher of course, life.
So clearly she’s my personal detest to hate “character”. Maybe it’s because she’s so credible and real?. Who knows?
If this self inflated whoopey cushion can get a podcast, TT needs to sign up!