WWHL With Jax Taylor and Tom Schwartz

For some reason the rumors about Andy Cohen and Jax Taylor blew up last night and my inbox was busy this morning. Many felt the nude shower scene of Jax last night on Vanderpump Rulhttp://tamaratattles.com/2015/11/02/vanderpump-rules-season-premiere-playtimes-over/#es was shot specifically at Andy’s request. That certainly should surprise no one. The casting couch rumors regarding Vanderpump Rules have been around since the shows inception. Even if true, I don’t think there is any reluctance on the part of the male cast. #Shrugs #ConsentingAdults.

The drinking word is an audio from Queen Kristen saying “suck a dick” let’s hope it gets played a lot. Even though my liver is still on vacay so I can’t participate. 🙁

Jax loves his latest nose.  But Andy and Schwatz like his original nose best.

They play a bit of the new Bravo show Apres Ski which I hope to recap later in the week if time allows. So far, I haven’t heard great things.

They show a scene from next week, which stars Kristen, as it well should. James is rail thin and has apparently been doing a lot of skiing, allegedly. Perhaps he can get a 2 for 1 special with Mike Shay in the rehab. Hell, pretty much all of the boys should do a spin off where they all have their own private rehab. Perhaps Dr, Drew could do the show just for the boys of Vanderpump Rules, allegedly, so I hear on the streets but how on earth would I know?  Anyway, Kristen confronts James about getting wasted and cheating on her with that girl from Scheana’s party. James is stole could busted. f

Andy plays Never Have I Ever with the boys and Jax drinks for pretty much all of it and needs a refill regarding screwing customers while on the clock. Would those be female customers?

Andy grills Schwartz about Jax.  Jax has been with at least four females in the same night. He likes Britanny and Jax has allegedly been faithful to her. Though Schwartz would lie for him anyway. Jax has hooked up with many celebrities and porn stars including Lindsey Lohan. Jax is pissed that Schwartz through out some porn star named Bridgett B’s name.  No prostitutes that Schwartz will admit to.

What do you miss most about working with Kristen? Jax says it is not as much fun without her. OBVI.

Schwartz is asked how he can still be friends with Jax as he is the worst friend in the world.? Jax says underneath it all Jax has a heart of gold and gives great head.  Sorry, I anticipated that last part and Tom didn’t in fact say that.

Were you really ready to marry Katie or did your feel pressured? These people as the dumbest questions. WTF do you expect him to say to that? Schwartz is the straightest one in the bunch and I assume wants to continue to get laid.

Andy asked when he knew she was the one? He says the first time he saw her stick a quarter in her belly button. Katie is the in the audience way in the back (well the third row is in the back, but still)  and she’s laughing.

What is the most awkward experience you have had serving a housewife? Jax says when they film dinner there it’s very chaotic and they are all bitching about different meaning less things. Andy asks if he has slept with any of the housewives. He pleads the fifth. But I was Brandi, allegedly, so the rumors go, I personally would not have any way to verify such  slanderous rumor.

They play a game with peanut character made in the likeness of Bravolebs.  They don’t get a lot of them, especially the one where Andy gives them a clue that “she’s a judge in Atlanta!”  It was Phaedra. Rumor is the only time Phaedra has been in court in the past few years is when she is forced to show up for Parks v Stanton.  That case should be resuming in 2016 by the way,  The plaintiff continues to stall.

After the final break,  Andy puts up a picture of porn start Bridgett B. So shady.

A viewer asks who Tom’s best man with be Sandoval or Jax?  I was hoping Schwartz would say one of his actual friends would be, but since it is likely going to be televised, he says he’s going to have to split it 50/50.

Jax is pissed because the poll question showed all three noses and 76% like his original nose best.

So WWHL is over, I wonder what happened next… Andy didn’t give them a prize for the games they played. Maybe he was saving it for later?