Shannon Beador rarely goes a full day without address her fans on Facebook via live feed. She is quite convinced that she is winning and that last night episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County validated her turning away from Vicki and jumping on the cunt satchel sofa to eventually become even more disgusting that Meghan and Tamra. Because, delusional.
We begin with her picking through her kids Halloween loot and admitting she is a sugar addict. So vinegar is the devil because it has sugar in it but eating a pile of Twizzlers is just something that must be done. Got it.
Can she ever forgive Vicki? She doesn’t even know. There was a lot of stuff we didn’t see. They started off the season knowing exactly what they were doing (Vicki and Brooks).
Someone says they feel sorry for Vicki and David chimes in “How could you feel sorry for her?” David gives her a ring pop to show his undying love for her. Shannon says it looks like a penis. Did I mention the kids are there?
Shannon says that Vicki is not afraid of Brooks. She randomly moves to the laundry room to show us her laundry. Then more of David. If you drink every time Brooks calls Shannon “sweetie” you’d pass out in the first five minutes.
Shannon says, “Yeah me and Vicki did have a lot of fun and then I got to know her!”
This is filled with an ungodly number of “Sweeties” exchanged and the two morons just reading stuff off of the computer screen. And concerns about whether the filming is working well or not. They don’t seem to understand people are waiting for them to say something.
Someone says “Shame on you for roasting Vicki” and they both get agitated. David seems to have very strong opinions.
Shannon says she said on her interview with E! News that Vicki needs help. So it totally makes since for her to scream at her for a full day of reunion filming.
Someone asks why the 20/20 interview with Brooks wasn’t mentioned. Vicki says that they were there for 19hours and lots was brought up that we were not shown. They will not confront Brooks.
Someone calls Shannon out for her ego and she says she doesn’t have an ego. She blathers on about her lack of ego for a good while and then makes David agree with her. All of this is while she is doing a vanity livefeed.
David is peeing his pants with glee because 6,000 people are tuned in! He and Shannon both talk at the same time to two different commenters. He is shouting out all 6,000 of them. As much as he pretends to be loving this, he is begging for the football score and gets it.
Shannon says Vicki is not being blackmailed by Brooks. She says when you get backed into a corner you start looking for people to blame.
Sophie wanders in to get on camera. She is watching this debacle on her phone.
Shannon and Meghan have been texting all day. They are besties.
Someone asks if she will forgive Vicki like she forgave Heather. She says we don’t know the depths of what Vicki did.
This was ridiculous and not even worth a recap, but I didn’t know that before I started so here you go. It ends with Shannon demanding that David kiss her and they log off so they can make out some more. Totally just for Nicole to see. As if she is watching. She seems to actually be moving forward with her husband.
Shannon got a lot of crap on Twitter last night. My favorite thing I read a bit ago was when she said if someone she loved was getting chemo she would be in the room with them or at least opening the door to check in from time to time. A tweeter asked, ” Did you need to open the door on David and Nicole to know what they were doing?” She deserves that.
As they turn the laptop off, David screams, “Vicki was lying!” He said earlier in the live feed that he and Eddie talked about it in Napa and knew Vicki and Brooks were lying.
Shannon promises to live feed again next Tuesday because the west coast show had not aired yet. She urges you to “get your questions together.” She will resume the bashing then. She tweeted a few hours ago about how she is glad the season is over and they can focus on important things. Like, you know, live feeds.