It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to come to a disgusting end. My only question is how low will Brianna go in all of this. The very first thing we hear is Brianna talking about Brooks and Tamra interrupting her to coach her on her details saying, “He talking about beating you and showing you his penis!” Because Tamra lives to stir the pot even when it is already at full boil. Next we get a montage of the psychic saying he doesn’t see cancer, and the harpies making wild accusations, an shoddy detective work by Meghan.
Tamra tells a story from last season when Heather was filming an episode of Hawaii 5-0 and they girls all went with her to Hawaii. She says that while they were their Vicki told her Brooks was worried he had cancer. She called him on the way home to see what the doctor said and he would not talk to her until she was alone. At that point he told her it was not cancer. Tamra says that Brooks plays the cancer card a lot to get sympathy.
Vicki directly says that she believes that Brooks has cancer. Tamra says that her very first year on the show, Vicki called and told her that someone she was very close with had pancreatic cancer (actually, Brianna interrupted to say it was pancreatic cancer) and was dying. She said she felt like she should leave Donn to be with him. WOW. This is news and Vicki is not denying any of it.
Just before the play Brooks interview, she says, “It’s so disgusting, the whole thing.” But it’s unclear what exactly she is referring to.
Andy asks for a health update and he says that through both western and holistic medical treatments over the past 11 months his condition is improving the lesions on his lymphatic system are no longer there and his numbers are improving. Brooks says Shannon is not the only one with “world renown doctors.” Brooks says that his imaging was done at Hoag Hospital but the report was dictated through Newport Imaging. Brooks seems way more irritated than he did with the full interview here. Brooks says the two exes that claim he previously faked cancer with both of them were in cahoots and worked together to try to disparage him after seeing him on RHOOC. Nicolette sold a story to 20/20. He was concerned he had nose cancer (in addition to NHL) in 2009 but the spot was benign.
Brooks says he never talked to Briana a about pancreatic cancer, they had never spoken during that time. She got her information from Vicki who related the information wrong. Frankly, I can see Vicki doing that. Brooks seems drunk, nervous and argumentative with Andy. Not overly so but there is definitely some aggression there.
Heather asks why she never went to a real oncologist with him. She said his real oncologist, (who she named) would not film. Heather says Brooks has never seen that doctor, he is her neighbor and he confirmed it. Wow, Heather is a little junior Dick Tracy now too! Shannon asks what about City of Hope! They will let you film, I film there all the time. I bet you do Shannon, I bet you do.
Meghan takes some camera time to fake cry for her allegedly gay husband’s dead former wife. The only reason those two women got in the same room together was for camera time. Media whores don’t stop being media whores when they are dying it seems.
Shannon pulls out a report of hers from “her numerous CAT scans at Newport Imaging. Jesus, she’s going to get cancer from al the unnecessary radiation from CT scans. While Shannon is rambling about her CAT scans the report that Brooks had was for a CT scan. She does make a good point that Hoag would have their own transcribers though so who knows. She and Shannon said that the report was fake. Vicki said nothing.
Back to Brooks who says that Vicki sometimes embellishes things for sympathy. He can’t control that. This is why their stories differed some during the season. He talks about the IV story and says that never happened. This is conveniently after he has seen Heather and Terry deny it ever happened on the show. Andy lists all the bullshit that Meghan did this season and asks if he has anything to say to her. His response was, “Fuck Off!” Meghan seems shocked Because she is a meddling cunt satchel.
Andy says you could have just shown Terry your records to put a stop to all this. He says he probably should have. Andy says he still can. Brooks agrees to do just that before the reunion. Heather says they have never heard from Brooks. Vicki retells her story about the IV. Vicki says she lied about the IV for compassion for Brooks because he was sick. Vicki continues to say that she saw how sick he was. She still believes he has cancer.
Vicki says that she went with Brooks to get cancer. She didn’t sit in there with him for the four hours. She worked in the waiting room on her computer. Lots of shouting by everyone at Vicki.
Everyone is screaming at her asking what Brooks has on her. Tamra is RAILING on her making it all about her. Tamra says that for three years Vicki has made her look like the biggest piece of shit (Now, you did that yourself, Tamra and you are doing it again right now, post come to Jesus baptism bullshit. You make yourself look like shit and make a mockery of religion) for not liking Brooks.
Vicki says she is appreciative of all of them because she understands now what they were doing. Vicki, by the way, appears to be drugged up on Xanax and can barely keep her eyes open. Shannon is screaming about remorse. Heather says Brooks has something on her (Maybe that wine deal they were in on together? Or the Club Detox stuff?) Andy asks if she is scared of him and she nods. Vicki denies physical abuse. She says he was more verbally abusive. Tamra is screaming about Brooks threatening her now! Yet she is being verbally abusive to her on national TV. Andy asks why she would go to these lengths to defend Brooks. Vicki doesn’t really know why she worked so hard to do it. Vicki says that things go worse as the season went on. Vicki says that she did question Brooks about things not adding up. Brianna thinks that Vicki doesn’t want to believe the truth. Vicki continues to maintain she still doesn’t know if Brooks has cancer for sure.
Shannon yells at Vicki for saying she was not supported this season. Heather and Briana think that Vicki really didn’t know Shannon and Tamra and Meghan think she knew the whole time.
We get a montage of all the fights with Vicki and most of the baptism. There is discussion about Vicki going to hell Meghan Shannon and Tamra seem to agree that Vicki is going to hell. They really should be nice to her then, so they will have a friend when they get there.
Good God. There are twenty minutes left of this bitchfest and it is already 9 p.m. Shannon is such a cunt. Shannon doesn’t get why Vicki was most hurt by her. In the middle of Vicki saying she doesn’t have a definitive answer either way about Brooks cancer for the eleventeenth time, Tamra shouts out, “What does your gut say?” and …
Vicki says, ” My gut says he doesn’t have it.”
Holy shit. Shannon says then why did you drag us all through this. SERIOUSLY SHANNON? The women have been so far into this that they spend tons of their personal time researching it and impersonating cancer patients. VICKI DID NOT ASK ANYONE TO DO THAT! Vicki says it has only been in the last month that she has felt this way. Two sentences later she says she questioned it three months ago. Brooks would not give her any reports. Heather wants to know why if she had red flags it would make sense to include at least one of them in her thoughts. Why not share her concerns with her friends instead of fighting with them. This too is a good point.
Andy brings up that Vicki took Xanax before the show. Brianna, evil cuntsicle of a daughter that she is pipes up to say, “Five Xanax!” Vicki says she took half of one, Briana says she took half a “xanibar” which is ten milligrams which is a shit ton of Xanax. I’ve been taking it for years and took .25 milligrams for years and only recently moved up to .5 pills which I still often take half of (1/4 milligram) I can’t imagine taking five milligrams and being able to talk. Andy says that she seems very disconnected. Briana says she has been this way for the past two weeks. She had a huge meltdown after Brooks dumped her. Vicki says she got duped. She would never lie about him having cancer if she knew she did not. Andy points out that Meghan has no idea if he has cancer or not. Brianna just said her mother has been like this for two weeks. Then she tells Andy that the last two weeks have been great because she got to come home and stay in the family house without Brooks there. Brianna said her mom has been laying on the floor crying for the past two weeks and then says the past two weeks have been great for their relationship. None of these people know how to tell the truth. Damn.
Vicki says she will never get back with Brooks. Andy says Brooks told him he will never see him again. Briana says that she thinks Brooks will come around again and Vicki might fall for it again. In the break, Tamra is all soft spoken with Vicki, and wants to accept that Brooks lied to her. Briana is in there supporting…….TAMRA. Tamra talks about how her heart is broken Because it is about Tamra. Vicki says she is never going back to him. Tamra talks about how she talked with Briana last night (to plot for the reunion against Vicki.)