If I was Jewish, I’d be verklempt If gentiles are allowed to be verklempt then that’s what I am. The Fosters are moving out of the Malibu house. I just spent way more time than I have to spend flipping through Yolanda’s Instagram back past Christmas of last year. I have found no evidence that the house has sold but apparently Yolanda has found something she likes in Beverly Hills. What about what I LIKE, Yolanda. Did you even think about my feelings???
Yolanda has posted that they are moving out of the Malibu house saying, ” Beautiful ending to a beautiful chapter of our life…… Colorful memories of Love, Life and Family will live within our hearts forever…… #SaluteToMalibuMagic #ByeByeHomeSweetHome #OverAndOut” I think I am more upset about this than they are. I can’t imagine voluntarily leaving that place. I don’t understand. Make me understand this, Yolanda! I get that she is very ill and can’t manage the house anymore but she is rich as hell. Hire a damn house manager! Don’t just leave that fridge and that closet that is twices as big as my house. Don’t go!!!! Please, wait! Just talk to me! We can work this out! I’ll do better! I promise to be good! I’ll do anything you want! /LOUD SOBS /FALLS TO KNEES WAIT! WAIT! WAIT /RUNS AFTER MOVING TRUCK DOWN THE LONG STEEP DRIVEWAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FINE! FUCK YOU! I NEVER LIKED YOUR STUPID LEMONS ANYWAY. I”VE HAD BETTER SUNSETS! YOUR AVOCADOS WERE UNDERSIZED AND DIDN”T RIPEN WELL! I PREFER A CLAW FOOT BATHTUB. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!
Please excuse me, I need a moment…