See the photo above? What is your first thought? Well, okay what is your second thought after thinking (hoping?) Kate’s hair is about to catch fire as she stands there gawking at the fire. Notice Rocky is trying to do something about it while Kate just shouts out orders of things Rocky has already done. And btw, the crap Kate shouts out is totally incorrect. What they should have done was closed the door and turned the oven off, had this been a real emergency. And BTW, who saved the pizza? ROCKY saved the pizza. I get this is all made up storyline to get rid of Leon so Ben could come on and Rocky could take off for her next Broadway audition, but no matter how hard they try to make Rocky and Leon look like the assholes, it’s really Kate and Captain Lee who can’t keep their antics under the radar long enough for sane people to think Leon and Rocky are the problem. Production should have force fed Kate this season so she wouldn’t have been so hangry and then maybe she could have pulled off her role as the efficient head stew who was forced to work with an incompetent, much prettier stew and an evil chef. Instead, I think both Kate and Amy are pissed that Rocky got the sexy blonde who screws half the crew storyline.
Captain Lee is trying to stick to his storyline as the strict disciplinarian who has to wrangle the loose cannon crewmates, Rocky and Leon, but Kate is unable to let them overshadow her crappy attitude about EVERYTHING. So the whole storyline this season just looks ridiculous. Let’s take a look at Captain Lee’s blog where he remains true to his storyline of “Kate is great and Rocky and Leon have to go” despite Kate’s usual cuntsackery. Spoiler, his blog has no basis in reality whatsoever and I need a new purple pen.
From Captain Lee’s Bravo Blog…
As usual, purple pen is mine.
Well, we made it through the Dane debacle fairly well, and I was hoping that things had improved, but it doesn’t look like we are going to get a break. Things in the galley are not improving, Leon’s attitude is getting worse, Kate tries to give Rocky some encouragement but that backfires, (If by backfires you mean she then went right back to being a cunt, then, yeah.) Emile is regressing, and Eddie seems to have totally lost all sense completely. And to top it off they (Oh you just can’t say it, can you? KATE tried to burn down the boat! That would be your golden child that can do no wrong that caught both the microwave and the oven on fire at the same damn time! She is the one that tried to burn down the boat!) try to burn down the boat. So let’s get started.
Kate, I can see you losing patience. (Wait, when has she ever exhibited any patience in the first place? Please cite examples!) You have been trying to be civil to Leon, and he keeps going into the opposite direction. I can see that your efforts are probably not going to continue. (Efforts? What efforts? ) Why do I think that the gloves are coming off soon? Good job with improvising the shark suit with Connie to make up a bit for not being able to go on the dive. Also you did a good job encouraging Rocky with some positive reinforcement. I don’t think that she took any of that to heart, as she is busy propping up our disenchanted chef. I do appreciate your effort though. (Whatever you are on must be lots of fun. Please share with the entire class!)
Amy, another great run for you. Nice of you to try to take Rocky under your wing and help her out even though it appeared like she thought she could see why you were having an issue with her. She would rather party with the guests than serve them. I thought I would die when you put that hairpiece on, that was funny stuff. THIS. This right here is why the yatchting industry finds this show so appalling. Who would want to pay good money to cruise with a crew who would rub their personal items on their crotches, laugh about it and receive the blessing of the captain? What happened to that whole “Don’t embarrass yourself, Don’t embarrass the ship” philosophy? I would really love to see your work ethic rub off a bit, but not sure it’s going to happen. Sadly, it seems that Kate’s lack of work ethic is rubbing off on Amy. Keep it up, I appreciate it.
Connie, you had a nice start. Good job with the anchor drop, your skill set is progressing nicely. Nice call with Emile as well, he needs all the help he can get right now. I still appreciate your sense of humor, even though I’m still trying to get used to it. Keep up the good work.
Emile, why can you not have two good weeks in succession? (Because, storyline) You make such progress and then you and Mr. Class discuss your masturbatory practices in the galley like you are talking about the weather. I do feel that your allegiance to Leon is misplaced as you only have one side of the story to work with. (Wait, HE only has one side of the story? You haven’t listened to Leon all season! You just blindly agree with Kate.) You think that his disruptive behavior is funny. Really? Your work on the deck is going well, but your social graces are so far removed from anything acceptable. I can’t even describe it.
Leon, you are the single most disruptive force I have ever had the displeasure of working with. (Wow, you must have had a really easy career! Lucky you! ) You now are going out of your way to disrupt and divide everything and everyone on board. ( I’m pretty sure Rocky and Emile can make basic observations when it comes to Kate.) The box, was it really that important. Why aren’t you asking Kate why she wanted to take a box that Leon was using instead of hauling her skinny ass to the bilge to get her own dam box. And why does making cardboard sharks teeth on a yacht of that caliber make sense to you in the first place? And when the primary said she didn’t want rabbit, you make it any way. Most of the biggest idiots who watch that show didn’t believe the contrived storyline about the stupid rabbit. Especially after she ate it. You take a nap and let someone else take care of your guests. You go to bed instead of making their late night snack. In fact I am tired of commenting on it, so I won’t. But trust me I will have my way and we will get through this with or without you. At some point it doesn’t make any difference how good your food is, and it is, but if you can’t get on with anyone it’s all for nothing isn’t it? Not only is it not for nothing, it is the most important job of the interior. Chefs are notorious for being assholes. Remember Ben and his constant temper tantrums? Let’s see how the tips change once he returns. The whole point of disparaging Leon all season was to let Ben have a few episodes this season. Which is a pretty shitty storyline to thrust on someone.
Rocky, you step up in the laundry room; (Well she really is quite good in the laundry room…) get a compliment, and then what happened. The reason your job is so hard is because you just don’t get it. That’s in spite of you telling everyone that you do. It’s obvious to everyone that you don’t and probably never will. You leave a huge mess for someone else to clean up, you don’t assist Amy when you are supposed to instead you want to party with the guests. Amy called you on it and you come apart. It’s not that you can’t do a better job, it’s that you won’t. And then you go to Leon for advice. Great move there. Let me know how that works out for you. So you are in the galley, and the popcorn is in, the pizza is in, and you, our self proclaimed sous chef can’t watch popcorn and a pizza in the oven at the same time. Really? Impressive. Now you want to blame someone who wasn’t even in the galley all while Leon sleeps. Trust me I will find out what caused it and who is responsible and deal with it. Holy shit. I knew dumbass Kate would get off scot free. All she as to say is that Rocky was supposed to be watching it? Really? Or it’s Leon’s fault for sleeping?
Eddie, I can’t believe what you are doing, nor can I believe your reason for doing it. She has a nice ass. That’s how you rationalize your behavior. Why do I feel that the mess you are making for yourself is going to get much worse before it gets any better? You are management and I really wish you would start acting like it. I can’t believe that you are texting Rocky about Kate. (Because Kate is the only one who is allowed to talk about other crew.)Not even your dept. and nothing good can come of you getting involved with it. Nice job with Connie and getting her trained on the anchor drop. Also, nice advice instructing your crew not to get involved with the drama in the galley. Now I hope you take that advice yourself. This thing with Rocky is going to cause some serious issues, I fear and I hope you are ready for it.
Well sports fans, there you have it. I’m not altogether sure we are going to get thru this charter unscathed. I may have to take some action before I really want to if things continue in this downward spiral, but rest assured that we will get through it. Until next week, fair winds and following seas. Oh, and did I see Chef Ben at the end? Going to be some action next week for sure.
Is anyone else starting to wonder if Kate has more skills on the boat than folding a blanket into a penis? Because, WTF?