It never fails, when I just wanna watch #TGIT in peace, some EARTH SHATTERING NEWS happens. It seems that Brielle Biermann’s boyfriend, Slade Osborne has become a man. And by that I mean he turned 21 and went to Vegas with his guy friends. But before he did that, about a week and a half before, Brielle dumped him. Because she has decided he’s a dick. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it was because she wasn’t invited to Vegas with the boys. She decided to start posting photos of herself with a variety of guys and her posse hacked all of his social media accounts.
Brielle gave the following statement to People ” “He’s not the man I thought he was and, (to be fair, he hasn’t been a man for very long at all) as a result, my entire family and myself are disappointed.However, I’m young and have my whole future ahead of me and look forward to everything I can accomplish on my own.”
While Brielle is posting selfies on Instagram wearing more make-up than clothes half the time, her high school friends are posting about their new sororities at UGA and studying for their future careers. One can only hope that Brielle gets her big break on E! on tonight’s Don’t Be Tardy despise her complete lack of any qualifications otherwise she seems destined to look to her mother for alternative means of support. She doesn’t have a whole lot to fall back on “on her own.”
Meanwhile, Slade gave the following statement on his Instagram, “Yes we broke up. Yes she broke up with me. Yes I was raised right by an amazing family who loves and supports me through anything and taught me exactly how to treat a girl. My parents have been married 27 years now. My grandparents 60 years. Peoples expectations and opinions vary. You can’t please everyone. With that being said I would like for people to stop with the ketchup all over my truck. The hacking and deleting of my social media accounts (still don’t have my Twitter back) and the rude comments on my Instagram pictures. In no way is this aimed at the Biermanns but the people ignorant of the situation.”
Slade’s quote seems to be a denial of any wrong doing toward Brielle, while rumors abound that he “must have cheated.”
So much for true love. If these two couldn’t make it there is no hope for any of us. At least Slade can finish up his college degree and seek meaningful employment soon. Hopefully, far, far away from his high school sweetheart who right about now is probably wishing she had paid attention in school.
Such a sad, sad day for romantics everywhere… Put me down for a fifty for three more breakups until it sticks.