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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / It’s Time for a Kristen Doute & Vanderpump Rules Update!

It’s Time for a Kristen Doute & Vanderpump Rules Update!

October 21, 2015 by tamaratattles 22 Comments

Kristen Watermark

 

As you know, here at Tamara Tattles, we watch Vanderpump Rules specifically to see what entertaining crazy Kristen Doute will bring to the show.  It seems she is going all out during filming this season damn near killing herself. Almost two weeks ago she broke her orbital bones (eye socket) in some sort of drunken fall out of an Uber. She had some story about a shoe malfunction. It takes a lot to break an orbital rim and it usually involves a car crash with no seatbelt or a punch to the eye or getting hit in the face by a baseball, or something with a lot of force.  Will we see what happens on the show? She is in the process of scheduling surgery which will require three titanium plates in her face. I hope she has good insurance.

And more recently, (when the above photo was taken) Kristen split her forehead open. This story involves reaching for her charger or something on her bedside table in the dark and conking her noggin on the edge of the table. Some hot friend of hers named Justin who has been hanging about in her periscopes supposedly but a stitch in it for her.

In dating news, it seems she may have a new boyfriend named Carter who stays at her place sometimes and has filmed a bit with her on Vanderpump Rules. Stassi also crashed at her place for part of filming but seems to be gone now.

Her broken bones in her face have limited her partying just a bit. She did not go to Vegas for Tom Sandoval’s recent birthday bash (captured on film of course) but she continues to be somewhat of a wild child out on the town while constantly wearing sunglasses.

Let’s hope she can just keep herself live an above ground for our viewing pleasure. I can’t wait to see the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules which premiers on November 2.

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  1. NeverBeenJaxed says

    October 21, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    I’m quivering with anticipation…..

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  2. JoJoFLL says

    October 21, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    Can’t wait!

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  3. satinbliss says

    October 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    is there scotch tape on her head? Am I the only one seeing this?

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  4. Anastasia_Beave says

    October 21, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    The very definition of Hot Mess.

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  5. marc says

    October 21, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Kristen Doute I love your outlandish personality & refusal to be defined by others! Fly that flag sweetheart ; you put the rules in Vanderpump Rules!

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  6. AKA Sammie says

    October 21, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    I hope TT will be doing recaps of this hot mess!

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  7. zenjen55 says

    October 21, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    With bated breathe i live for Tamaras recaps of Vanderpump Rules! Heck i wanted Kristin and Tom to hook up on the side so she could try to prove it to everyone! Winter with Bravo

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  8. lisamia says

    October 21, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    Can’t wait!!! Need Kristen!!!

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  9. Maisey says

    October 21, 2015 at 6:54 pm

    After a long season of OC crazy ladies, it will be such a nice change of pace to watch the classy, refined sanity of Kristen and the gang.

    ?

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  10. katek says

    October 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    always said she was and accident waiting to happen. too much??

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  11. cawoman23 says

    October 21, 2015 at 10:15 pm

    Thank god it’s back on soon – something that’s actually FUN to watch, vs RHOC! So glad that Kristen is still on VPR!

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  12. GirlFromKY says

    October 21, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    Lol. That’s the result of what happens when you mix yayo and alcohol going out on the town. Oh these kids. ….it’s such a shame youth is wasted on the young.

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  13. hannahkingrose says

    October 22, 2015 at 1:47 am

    Omg we need to send Kristen a care package of good luck charms…four leaf clover (shamrock), horseshoe, rabbit’s foot, crystal, shiny heads-up penny. She has the worst luck of any person I’ve ever seen lol. She is definitely an accident looking for several places to happen. She may also need a sitter so when she’s drinking she’ll have someone to keep her in an upright position lol if that is possible. I would hate to miss out on Kristen’s funny crazy on Vanderpump Rules because she’s klutzy when she’s drinking.

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  14. The Lady Cocotte says

    October 22, 2015 at 3:35 am

    I’m so excited! My favorite crazies are back! OMGOMGOMG…

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  15. Trinity says

    October 22, 2015 at 3:45 am

    Kristin is the most awesome, isn’t she? Why did I immediately think Jax must of hit her? Why does Jax look uglier each season? What is going on there? Oh, how much can I detest Ariana? There are no bounds. No, I am not Kristin, lol. I can’t wait to see Stassi again, sorry.

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    • cawoman23 says

      October 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm

      Thank god someone else here is a Stassi fan! We are vastly outnumbered 🙂

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      • Xanadude says

        October 22, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        Stone them! Stone the Stassi lovers! Shame! SHAME!

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  16. Gabriella says

    October 22, 2015 at 8:54 am

    Is it just me or does Ariana’s butt look skinny and horrible in this picture. I’m sure it’s not really like that from other pictures we’ve seen of her. Hopefully just a bad shot.

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  17. BKSweetheart says

    October 22, 2015 at 10:52 am

    Oh good Lord!! Looks like they have really ratcheted up the hijinks this season!

    Jax seems to have transformed into some creepy John Travolta-esque weirdo. Stassi has put on more weight.

    And Kristen.. oh honey lol.

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  18. SweetRosie says

    October 22, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Looks great!!

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  19. Xanadude says

    October 22, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    New diagnosis for the Survers: Munchhaesen by Vanderpump Syndrome. VPR Servers who mysteriously are beset by “accidents” that result in visible injuries during filming season.

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  20. Aka Toddy says

    October 22, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    Poor Kristen probably needs glasses. Remember those huge ridiculous ones worn by Sheena? Oh, I can’t wait for these 30-somethings pretending they’re 20!!

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