As you know, here at Tamara Tattles, we watch Vanderpump Rules specifically to see what entertaining crazy Kristen Doute will bring to the show. It seems she is going all out during filming this season damn near killing herself. Almost two weeks ago she broke her orbital bones (eye socket) in some sort of drunken fall out of an Uber. She had some story about a shoe malfunction. It takes a lot to break an orbital rim and it usually involves a car crash with no seatbelt or a punch to the eye or getting hit in the face by a baseball, or something with a lot of force. Will we see what happens on the show? She is in the process of scheduling surgery which will require three titanium plates in her face. I hope she has good insurance.
And more recently, (when the above photo was taken) Kristen split her forehead open. This story involves reaching for her charger or something on her bedside table in the dark and conking her noggin on the edge of the table. Some hot friend of hers named Justin who has been hanging about in her periscopes supposedly but a stitch in it for her.
In dating news, it seems she may have a new boyfriend named Carter who stays at her place sometimes and has filmed a bit with her on Vanderpump Rules. Stassi also crashed at her place for part of filming but seems to be gone now.
Her broken bones in her face have limited her partying just a bit. She did not go to Vegas for Tom Sandoval’s recent birthday bash (captured on film of course) but she continues to be somewhat of a wild child out on the town while constantly wearing sunglasses.
Let’s hope she can just keep herself live an above ground for our viewing pleasure. I can’t wait to see the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules which premiers on November 2.