The Real Housewives of New York have apparently begun filming again as Daily Mail has purchased photos of Bethenny and Carole filming in a bar tonight. Or have they? I could totally see Andy giving Bethenny and Carole their own single girls show. Bethenny is smart enough to know the housewives brand is stale and Bravo could certainly pay a lot more salary to her and Carole if the ensemble was cut to two people. Two friends would be a lot more interesting to us at this point than five women bitching at each other. I’m going to need to send you here check out the photos because I certainly can’t afford to buy them and I want you to check out the one with just Bethenny and Carole in their little mirror image skinny jeans and leather jackets. They’re like two UES lipstick lesbians. There has always been some sort of sexual current between these two, but they really seem to be on a date in this photo. Right? Am I crazy?
Also, I heard that Brandi was throwing Kristen Takeman under the bus on her podcast last week my official TT podcast listening said that Brandi said according to Kristen one of her castmates from RHONY has coke on her face in every scene. For that reason, I was sort of obsessed with Carole’s nose. She does have fairly large nostrils that you could probably see farther into than you would like without even trying. But then again, the source is Brandi so she’s probably just projecting.
Then again, Carole seems high on something (more likely pot) in every picture on Daily Mail. According to Andy Cohen, Carole really knows her way around joint, or something. There was an actual story on The Daily Dish today about how much Andy likes vaping hash oil. Anyway, I digress.
And finally, TMZ is reporting that Bethenny Frankel is suing Travis and Stacey Labarge, claiming their Skinnygirl Tea is a rip-off of her trademark. The site spoke to the Labarges who claim they named their product based on Google keywords. Um, yeah, so if Skinnygirl Tea comes up a lot, you might then want to check to see if the product is already trademarked.
Frankel is seeking an injunction and monetary damages from the tea makers. She will get it. When naming your product you might also want to stroll around a grocery store and look at other similar products. You’ll see the Skinnygirl products on multiple aisles.
Okay back to the quasi-lesbian Bravo show with Bethenny and Carole. The are both rich and kind of bitchy. Andy LOVES them both to death and not in a Nene Leakes Blaxsploitation kind of way. They vacationed together not long ago to Ecuador. I could really see this happening. Are you in?