I really can’t with this show tonight. I’ve recently booked a vacation for Christmas and my room has no TV. Sometimes budget living can be just what you need. I’ve GOT to have some time off the laptop. I’ve seen the first look for this and I find it amusing that Melissa thinks Teresa’s email list is too full to include her. It’s not. She has unlimited emailing abilities. Andy Cohen is on her email list for fucks sake. Teresa hates Melissa. That’s all there is to it.
I have no interest in seeing the Joes work out together. Gabriella makes it clear that it is her, not Gia who is replacing Teresa. Gia is busy filming videos and hanging with her teenaged friends without supervision. Gia is smooth at placating Melissa. Milania loves a good latte.
Is this over yet? I’m sofa king bored.
I don’t believe any of this diary nonsense. Teresa is illiterate. The “lawyer” is a media whore who is trying to be her manager. This is such a crock of shit. Juicy is a bad actor. Of course all the girls know their mother is in prison and their father is going next. Apparently, Joe can drink before going in.
Oh let’s talk about all of our Gucci plates. And have Gia shine them up. We’re felonious assholes but we are still living off our ill-gotten gains.
The jailbird calls and Melissa cries. Tre’s main concern is for Juicy to have abs. Gia is holding up well. She says Tre looks better. She says Juicy bawls every time he sees her. I guess orange is not his favorite color. Someone needs to rescue Gabriella. Gorga is approved to visit Tre but Melissa is not. Tre’s dad can’t bear to visit her. That is kind of sad. Her actions are killing her father.
Gia is a little grown up. This will result in a lot of therapy when she hits perimenopause.
I cannot WAIT for Vanderpump Rules.
Juicy does not want to be deported. But he thinks Tre would go with him to Italy. They show film of Joe in Italy for the show. I am going to guess that he used his brother’s passport. You don’t travel internationally and not know where you are a citizen. And isn’t Pete younger than him? So he had to know.
Teresa says that planes are flying over head trying to get a picture. I’m sure she loves that.
The Gorgas and the Giudices go to the shore house. Will they show the cops coming? I think they said this is fourth of July and the cops came at the end of August just before the foreclosure. Joe talks about his prison sentence to Gorga. He’s going to be low security He is apparently going to Fort Dix. I kind of admire Juicy’s whole live in the moment and don’t worry about the future philosophy. I still think he will bounce to Italy. Joe Gorga seems to be more worried.
Gia is what, 14? She is way too adult. She is going to crack eventually.
Melissa is a bad fake crier. Lots of Joe and Melissa this season. I can’t work up the hate for them that y’ll have.
Hell, it’s hard to work up hate for Joe and Tre, but they are criminals and they did the crimes, so…
I’m trying not to buy what Bravo is selling. But I am weak. And I generally try to give people the benefit of the doubt. MUST REMIND MYSELF THEY ARE FELONS WHO STOLE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND LIED TO THE JUDGE RIGHT UP TO THE LAST MINUTE. But damn those girls are cute.
Apparently, Tre’s stupid idea of having Gia tweet for her from prison caused her entire room to be put on shake down. And Tre got cavity searched. LOL. Okay I am back to thinking this is justice. Is that so wrong?
Everytime I see that house, I can’t imagine like living there? Are there any other poor people out there that get me? I just don’t know what I would do with a big fancy house. It’s hard enough to maintain the shack in the ghetto. Juicy has to have help, right?
Joe rides his bike to the train station for the cameras. He goes to see Rino. I love Rino. Some dude tell Joe how to make hooch in prison. Joe tries to make it seem like he turned down the opportunity to turn to crime and he just happened to get busted for stealing millions of dollars. He’s a victim y’all. He says he hated being in jail for a week. Dude suggests Tre might leave him. Joe is worried about being buttfucked.
And that is that. Please check out other posts on the site tonight, I am sort of calling in sick today and ll views are appreciated.