It’s online been a few days since we made this post at Tamaratattles.com about Mike Shouhed and Jessica Parido latest split. An according to a few TamaraTattles’s spies, it clear that this split is the final one. We were surprised when the wedding went forward on March 29th of this year. I remember constantly double checking with sources that the wedding was even going to happen in the wake of numerous allegations from women who claimed that Mike Shouhed had solicited them on social media to join him in a pyramid scheme he was involved in. The girls alleged that they were more than just an account under him on the pyramid, but also a notch on his bedpost. Those allegations came out in July of 2014 after more than one woman emailed me her particular allegations, this was also after Mike and Jessica were engaged.
And yet, Jessica went through with the wedding, perhaps hoping that actually making a vow before God and everybody in the religious ceremony she converted to Judaism for would make a difference. By June, Jessica was defending her marriage on social media against claims that Mike had acquired an STD and they were getting a divorce. Jessica said neither claim was true.
Today, I was informed by two different sources who are very interested in the marriage , that Mike had completely deleted his Instagram. In today’s day and age, that is a sign of something very serious going on. October 12th was Mike’s birthday. He posted on the 13th on Twitter that his “wifey” took him to a Korean spa for his birthday with a link to his Facebook page, but that story has been taken down. Was he even referring to Jessica? My sources claim that Mike has gained a ton of weight and is unrecognizable. I don’t see that on his Facebook, but I have no idea if those pictures are current.
The last time we really see the two acting as a couple was on their European trip to Greece and a couple other places.
Jessica is busy looking fabulous and doing some photo shoots for Glam Envy, a boutique that she seems to have some ownership in. Should we expect some sort of announcement soon? Has Mike gone into hiding?
It seems Bravo has claimed another divorce. But I’m not sure we can even blame Bravo for this, even though Mike’s cheating was the entire storyline last season. My Shahs sources have gone dark for now. I’m not even sure what is going on with filming.
As soon as this went up, someone sent me a recent photo from Mercedes Instagram. I’ve added it in the top photo.
Another one bites the dust. Poor Jessica. I really hope we have seen the last of this show. I just …ugh. I am so tired of all the petty crap this particular show brings and fights about. Although it really isn’t any more petty than the others. Was this another story line ploy? I swear after the OC this year I put NOTHING past Bravo and their need for ratings and stories nor any of the people that work for them. Hope you are well though TT. Have a fabulous shady weekend. :}}}}}
Wow, MJ looks great.
Whenever I think of Jessica, that song by the band Garbage “Stupid Girl” runs through my head.
I love that band! Old co-worker was friends with them.
Jessica. WTF was she thinking? Oh, yeah…I’ll be on TV. That’s it…that’s the ticket.
Mercedes looks unrecognizable! Part of me feels like Jessica invested so much in the relationship that she was either unable or unwilling to walk away and either had hope he would change after the wedding or just wanted to get to the finish line, results be damned.
Remember when Mike proposed, Jessica said “I’m gonna be a wife”…She fail to say she was happy that she was going to be Mike’s wife, just a wife. She was more in love with the thought of being married then being married.
WOW. I completely agree with the “barely recognizeable” – I couldn’t even tell which one was Mike (not in like a haha they look similar way, in like a what the fuck way), until the weight flux dawned on me.
I’m so surprised you can’t see the difference; his jacket sleeve is pretty much the equivalent of some skinny-jean clad hipster leg.
That jacket is choking his arm, looks painful.
you can tell he is wearing all black to hide the weight gain but you can’t hide the face where it always shows up
The only reason I’m commenting on the Shahs is because they’ve changed so drastically from whence the show started…yeah I said whence (teehee)…
I’ve gone from liking them to hating them.
Now they are not even the same people.
Maybe it’s the beard and the angle, or maybe it’s just alcoholic bloat, but that IS a significant change. Wow.
That’s my guess too, along with maybe he stopped using steroids.
Wow Mike really has gained weight. I don’t feel sorry for either of these two. They got married for the wrong reasons. Mike allegedly wasn’t into fidelity and Jessica just wanted to be “a wife”. They both had blinders on.
I think Mike looks great.. provided he is on the right. I mean, that cant be Mike on the left.
Hahaha you are so cute! Look closer!
Wow he must have quit all the blow ..
You’re right, but I still feel a little bad for them-divorce sucks. I think a large percentage of people get married for the, “wrong reasons”. There’s nothing unusual here.
I too feel a tad bad if they are divorcing. Should they have gotten married? I sure as hell don’t think so. As much as I didn’t like Jessica’s attitude last season, it’s hard to gauge any of their attitudes since they all so up and down. It’s a very difficult to ask your mate to not be friends with those your mate still wants to be friends with. One of you will end up bitter and unhappy and resentment is never good for a relationship. Then cheating on top of that? As per the show – Jessica was in deep denial. It’s impossible to know what goes on behind closed doors so I always feel for those going through divorce.
Maybe somebody can do a GIF in reverse starting with “I’m a wife” and ending with her taking off the engagement ring!
Or just her floating up into the helicopter at that staged engagement. Screaming “i’m divorced!” She’s just a dope, and he is an idiot.
It’s actually become quite apposite that she screamed about becoming a wife and then jumped out of the plane. Ouch.
Is that a pit stain on “New Mike”? Ewww.
It’s a pocket!
Why would there be a pocket at the arm pit area?
I dunno but that looks like a pocket to me! The jacket seems small I doubt it can button in the front
The pocket isn’t supposed to be in the arm pit area but it’s pulled over there because his jacket is obviously too small. MUCH too small.
Seems to be a running theme that other than Jessica and maybe Asa sometimes these people are clueless about their appearance!
Actually in the picture here with Shervin and MJ, mike looks like he’s much bigger but I thought it may be muscle bulk until I read Tamaras comment about weight gain. Of course I’m no one to be judgemental about weight as I’ve lost that battle.
I’m surprised she ever married him and for the life of me, can’t figure out why. I will just chalk it up to the whole “love is blind” thing.
koko: I’m not sure love was blind. I don’t think her eyes were team players.
his face shows the weight gain and I think Jessica wanted to be famous and she wanted to get married. I think she knew what he was about. He tried to oblige her because he does love her but that doesn’t mean they needed to be married.
Rilly hard to tell but it does look like he could have gained a ton of weight in that photo.
Somewhere Mr. and Mrs. Souhed are shitfaced.
Haha well Mike for sure.
Wow… Mike is really packing it on
I hope she doesn’t have to give him “maintenance”.
Oh my lord! I really didn’t recognize him either thinking he was on the right!! My gosh he has more hips than MJ! Wow!
Wow they may not make it even a year? That doesnt seem like enough of a try. More time was spent converting to his faith and planning the wedding. I had felt that they needed to be able to blend the relationship with the circle of friends or a circle of friends, but his parents seemed to approve of her.
I didn’t notice Mike because I was trying to figure out who the girl was. MJ looks like a 12 year old in this photo. After the comments I had to look at Mike again. Yikes.
Lady CoCo: I can’t even laugh at Mike. I gained 70lbs the first 8 months after my husband left me. (Still have 50 of it.) I know everyone was like, “Did he leave her or did she eat him?”
So cool that you can laugh about it now. I can imagine it must have been a horrible time-I hope things are better for you now.
Thanks Slice! At some points in life if you don’t have your humor all you have is the sads!
Shay, I can relate (in my own way). I’m suffering from “chronic lyme” (not really, but similar symptoms as Yolanda Foster & docs can’t figure out what’s wrong with me) and no matter what I do or eat (or don’t eat) I keep putting on weight. I’ve never been this heavy. Acquaintances don’t even recognize me anymore. Yikes. I can only imagine what people say when they see me…
Ugh Lady, that is the WORST. Have you tried cutting out gluten? I gained all this weight by starting to eat gluten:/
I have it too, Lady C! And now my stomach is literally exploding. And yes I know what literally means. I’m going to have to get it sewn back together.
TT, right after my accident we went to Barona Casino and I literally ate 6 plates of fried chicken and mashed potatoes. I felt great from the endorphins. But when I got up, it felt like my stomach was splitting open (the line down the middle of my stomach was protruding). I had to go to the casino hospital where they wrapped me up so it wouldn’t split!
Every time, thereafter, I would drive by their adds next to the highway, j would hang my head in shame: “What’s your Barona moment?”
Such a waste of time, money, and energy. Mike sounds like a very messed up human being.
Wow, Mike must be at least a D-cup by now.
With all the problems these two had I’m surprised and confused they got married.
Mike does look to have gained a ton of weight.
Too bad, he was pretty good looking.
D[email protected]!!!
Wow. New Mike is HAWT. Do I need to start watching this? #WankBank
Jessica said more than once that she wanted very much to try and begin making a family, to have a baby. Maybe things backfired somehow, and Mike got pregnant and hence, his weight gain. Tongue-in-cheek here, but stranger things have happened. He does look about ready to pop. And a beautiful weekend to all!
Woah!!! WTH happened to him?!
Mike, I think it’s time to put away the skinny jeans for now. Wow!
Interesting.
I guess if a man gains weIght it is open season on him.
Where are all the requisite lectures about body shaming and the ever popular overused “bullying”.
A couple of days ago commenters where just aghast at any mention of Briana’s looks or weight. Don’t get it. Why is Mike so different?
well, in my defense, I was pointing out the dramatic weight gain as a sign that things have definitely gone awry in the relationship and he is the one that seems to be symptomatic while Jessica appears to be flourishing. I was merely identifying the guilt party, IMHO.
Oh Lord, no defense needed for you Tamara. I agree, you were making a simple observation. Just like you did a couple of days ago about Brianna. I really don’t see the big deal.
What does get me is how offended some people got over her and came out swinging about “shaming”. I’m just noticing that Mike gets to be a punching bag over the same issue. For some reason, he is not afforded the same PC treatment.
But I notice that a lot of people make a hobby about being offended over anything nowadays.
Maisey: I hope MJ got to say, “Do you really need to eat that, Mike?” Just once. On camera. Even Stevens, and such.
GG is not answering questions about Mike and Jessica on her periscope. Also two weeks when they were filming Mike was in Palm Springs without Jessica.
I was just saw on periscope GG, Asa, Mike, Jesdica, Reza, Adam and Shervin driving to a club in Los Angeles. I don’t think they are divorcing.
I saw Mike in L.A. in August and even took a picture with him. He was very fit. How is it possible anyone gain so much weight in such a short amount of time? He’s unrecognizable. I wonder if the picture angle is making him look much bigger than he is.
She also deleted her posts on Instagram of them…
I don’t think for one minute they’re getting divorced…..this is all for ratings. 1. Why would Mike delete his Instagram???? If he was truly getting divorced he’d keep it. After all isn’t that where he meets women???? If he kept it being married why delete it now??? 2. I think he deleted his Intstagram to make Jessica happy and keep her from leaving him, to try and convince her she means more to him than social media. 3. I think Jessica may be preggers, if you remember in season 4 they were talking about their future plans and she basically told him “we’ll wait 6 months after the wedding and then start making babies” . Right about now is the 6 month mark. 5. Jessica posted a picture of her niece commenting she just found out her niece is going to be a big sissy. And I think a cousin is also on the way. 6. If Mike and Jessica broke up why on earth would Jessica be hanging out with Mercedes Javid…..she hates his friends. Those are the last people she’d be with.
This is my theory anywho. Those two are still very much together and laughing at everyone saying they’re over.