Watch What Happens Live with Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga is starting at 9 pm which explains why my DVR schedule is so fried. Why didn’t anyone tell Juicy (as I will refer to him for the rest of this post) to fix his shirt? Andy calls him Joe JEW DEE CHAY. Even though they have given up on that pronunciation and gone back to their original pronunciation.
Andy said he dreamt that Teresa was vice president of the United States. He is finally on her email list so they have been emailing. She said she would be watching Joe on WWHL tonight from prison. Juicy sends his love via the camera and says her brother wanted him to kiss him before the show. He told Joe to kiss his ass. They both laugh.
Andy brings up the pronunciation of Giudice and points out that even Teresa on her prison calls says it the original way again.
Joe Gorga really is hot. I’m just saying. Andy makes him play a game with body parts of either Tre or Melissa and guess where they are of his sister or his wife? He gets them all right.
Andy asks what the toughest event to get through without Tre has been. He says every day is tough. He has to keep the girls busy. Juicy admits that the younger girls know Tre is in prison.
Next week Tre calls and says that she had Gia tweet her fans for her and the prison guards pulled her out and made her submit to a cavity search because they thought she had a cell phone. Wow.
Are the Gorgas and Giudices closer now? Yes.
Why was Tre so mad at Joe before she checked in? He says his sister wanted to get some things off her chest.
Gorga, do you blame Juicy for your sister being in jail? Yes, of course. Who am I going to blame (I dunno, how about Teresa?) Juicy says he doesn’t know why he would blame him but everyone has their own opinion on things, ya know? Andy moves on to another question and Juicy interrupts and says he would blame Gorga for her going to jail because he came on the show and talked a lot of crap. He would blame Gorga more than himself. WOW. Andy changes course and goes to commercial. There is tension in the air as Juicy says “If you got a little fire going and you throw some gasoline on, it doesn’t make it any better.
Someone asks about all the lavish furnishing in the giant house and asked what happened to the downsizing plan. Andy asks if he has any plans to sell the house. Juicy says not right now. We are downsizing some stuff. We got rid of a lot of stuff…so… #clueless
A caller asked Joe why Gia said she didn’t feel comfortable with Melissa? Joe sort of dances around the question saying that there have been a lot of family issues in the past with Tre and Melissa and things are coming around, it’s just going to take a little bit more time. My opinion is that Teresa still hates Melissa with an even greater passion than before and as Joe said above the both blame the Gorgas for them going to jail. Gia knows this and doesn’t want to betray her mother. They flash to Melissa in the audience looking very distraught.
Someone asks Juicy if he is afraid Tre won’t wait for him to get out. He says we will just have to wait and see.
Has Melissa been to Danbury? No.
Have the Manzos or Lauritas reached out since Tre’s incarceration? No. The only people from RHONJ who have are Dina who has picked up Audriana who is her godchild and taken her to the city a few times to go to American Girl. She calls a lot. Also Rino has called a lot to check on them.
Another game. Which they quickly aborted because it bombed.
A ton of tweets rolled in angry that Joe didn’t take responsibility for Tre being in prison earlier in the show. Joe says he has taken responsibility for that since the beginning. Joe talks about visitation and says you can go from 8 am to 3 pm and he has been yelled at by the guards for inappropriate touching!
The poll question was who would win in an arm wrestling match between the two Joes? Gorga won but only by 51% I say Gorga. They arm wrestle and of course they cheat like crazy and no winner is declared.