I am so far behind in getting started on Real Housewives of Orange County tonight. Someone is trying to make my brain explode and it is TOTALLY WORKING. I have a long night of work to do and I shall do it spitting nails up to the part where I finally get drunk during the Shannon and David fiasco on WWHL tonight. Please save your comments on that until I get the post up. Let’s see what happens now. I hate everyone at the moment.
Vicki
I hate the sight of Briana’s stupid face. How is Ryan there. What does he do in the military exactly? I’m going to need Meghan to investigate if he is actually in the military and if they actually have no friends in Oklahoma and while she is at it run a background check on the dude and call all of his exes to find out if he beat any of them. Briana and Ryan mock Vicki’s house saying that the house smells and feels bad now that Brooks lives there. HERE WE GO. Briana is huge. And I hate her. I can’t with her right now. Vicki takes her abysmal woman-child she created and her asshole of a huband and their spawn to a petting zoo. Michael, her normal son is there too.
Despite Vicki flying to godforsaken Oklafuckinghoma 14 times in 12 months, allegedly. Briana says that Vicki chooses Brooks over her because she doesn’t want to be alone. Briana is seriously the only married adult woman who I have ever heard say ,”WHY DOES MY MOMMY CHOOSE HER BOYFRIEND OVER ME?” The fuck? Did you not choose your husband over your mommy when you moved to OKLAFUCKINGHOMA with your husband? Is your mother not allowed to get laid by someone who clearly actually does have a golden dool ? There has to be some reason she stays with him when everyone in her life gives her shit for it on the daily. Meanwhile the whole crew is riding a train on a very short circular track. Vicki wants off because she is getting a “circle jerk.” Briana, who is an expert on circle jerks apparently, explains to her mother what that is.
Shannon
Oh look, David and Shannon are going to do marital counseling on the air. And more crying. I can’t. I may be fast forwarding through Shannon scenes without watching just like I do the cunt satchel. Sorry not Sorry.
Later, Shannon buys the girls organic makeup out of guilt.
Heather
Wait! Why are we not counting bathrooms at the mausoleum in this Heather scene? She’s in a restaurant with Shannon and they supposedly have not seen each other since the Aires party. Which means this is a scene filmed at the end of the season to cause drama. And then we cut to another scene entirely. Why? Because apparently we are going to have ten seconds of this scene and ten seconds of Vicki and family at the petting zoo. Back here, Tamra shows up saying she is in a state of depression. And while it pains me to say anything nice about anyone right now, Tamra’s hair looks the best it has ever looked. If she was going for angelic pre-baptismal hair, it worked. He issue is that Tamra now has a joint account with Eddie. This is totally an end of the filming season scene where they rehash the season. They talk about the ingredients in Heather’s skin care line and talk about how it has resveratrol, which totally means her face cream cures cancer.
Tamra says Brooks cancer has spread. She launches into the Pet Scan story. Heather says it is suspect that they showed the results to Tamra. Shannon starts talking shit about Vicki. By the way, Shannon has better lighting than the other two and looks really pretty. Was that in her contract? Tamra says she is supposed to talk to Briana.
Shannon picks this golden moment in time to tell Tamra and Heather that David had an affair? Are we really supposed to pretend like she has not been screaming it from the mountain tops for MONTHS? The fuck, Evolution Media? She goes through the whole story. Heather knew the whole time. Hell everyone knew Shannon told the LAST SEASON.
Tamra
If I had a kid and my best friend went to have lunch with said kid to shit talk my partner, I would no speak to my friend or the my kid anymore. I’m just saying that is me. If I was dumb enough to ask my friend to talk to my kid fore me, I wouldn’t talk to myself anymore. Why would anyone ask Tamra to moderate a family issue? Did I mention that Briana is eating her feelings? I would not normally mention someone’s weight but she is clearly unhappy. Briana said when she first met Brooks he said that he had pancreatic cancer. I just want this stupid shit to end. I don’t care if he does have cancer or if he doesn’t have cancer and he lied at this point. I already know there will be no resolution and THANK GOD they broke up so we might have a normal season next year. I can’t with this.
Time for Tamra getting baptized. Vicki is pissed at everyone and Brooks is not coming. Because he has cancer. He doesn’t need the drama. Vicki tells Tamra she will leave if the bitches start shit.
Tamra gets a professional glam squad to come do her up for her baptism, as everyone does. Because you really need to tart yourself up to be baptized.
Meanwhile on the way to Tamra’s baptism Shannon decides to give herself her first home enema. Because that makes sense. RUN DAVID. RUN! So she broke the nozzle off in her ass. Thus she can’t go to the baptism. Really? This was the best excuse she could fake for not having to see Vicki? Oh wait. David fished it out. But it wasn’t really there. But Parents of the Year, Shannon and David made sure to tell their daughters that their father went fishing around in Shannon’s poop shoot to look for the enema nozzle. These girls are all going to be serial killers.
I am so sick of the is Brooks ill or is he not. NEWSFLASH: If someone tells you they have cancer, you don’t question that, you offer support. If you do have doubts, unless they are asking for money, you CONTINUE to offer support. You dumb bitches.
I am SOFA KING over this storyline! And it continues next week because EVEN AT A BAPTISM, they can’t stop harassing Vicki!
You know what I just watched in lieu of this contrived farce that makes me angry by its mere existence? Home Fires on PBS. It is also about a group of women. This is the end of the similarities, as Home Fires shows grown women face genuine and actual adversity with strength, courage, and humour. RHOC is about a husband anally fisting his wife and later telling their children about it.
I stand by my decision.
“In lieu”. I see what you did there!
Xanadude for the win!!!
Just found Home Fires on PBS streaming. Thanks for the tip, Xanadude.
Sounds like a fun show – I think I’ll pass!
Indian Summers also on PBS Sun…. check it out!
I will, thanks!
Pretty much sums it up for me. And to be clear, tamra volunteered to speak to briana as I recall the conversation. Vicki seemed at the time to think she was being helpful. That was my take. And as foolish as Vicki acts sometimes, she appears as such an emotional co-dependent I think she was grasping at anything after her mom died. I think brooks has cancer. I know Meghan is a cunt. And I think the rest are harpy cunts with her.
I also remember Tamra volunteering, to which Vicki said “it won’t help”.
This whole episode was a pile of dumb on a pile of dung!
I’m in disbelief with this storyline. Gross. It has went too far. I really hope Brook sues Meghan…whether he was lying or not. Plus, Meghan’s neck is so long that I can’t even look at her. Ugly on the inside and out.
HAHA Shannon’s kid are going to be serial killers. Just spit up my vodka soda!!
I found it funny Shannon made it seem like such a hardship the she rode her horse to the drugstore to charge makeup to the family account. Ummm she had a horse!! and a family account!!! I had my bike and babysitting money.
You had a bike?
That was my teenage years too. Except I didnt ride the horse into town but around the country side by our farm. But I did the same thing basically. It was definatly not a hardship, was quite nice.
Yep… Storyline- over it. And they keep rehashing it over and over again. I hope the powers that be over at the Bravo network are hearing us. We are sick of this. It’s stupid and contrived. Bring us back people who are laughing and having fun and being drunk and stupid and spending money. That’s what we want.
I am surprised to be saying this because I have always loved OC, but I am really glad it’s over next week.
Yes! Those are the best moments! Funny drunkness while splurging on ridiculous items!
I’m over RHOC unless they change some things next year. I miss the original shows where the women were friends, they lived fabulous lifestyles, and were fun! I also wish they’d take away all rights to sell their wares. It promotes individual story lines and competition. It changes the HW relationships in a very negative way!
I could not believe what I was reading about Shannon / David / enema. WTF?! Are they trying to convince us how “real” they are being, cause no one would script this ? Is nothing too private to discussion to small children or…say…THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD ? Somebody has lost their ever-loving mind ! I had a flash back of Whitney and Bobby talking about him pulling out her poop from her butt. Way to go Shannon and David. You are in great company. Usually I like to watch the programs before reading your blog Tamara, but I am very happy I came here first. This is one episode I can live without watching. Jeez!
OMG, i remember that Bobby/Whitney conversation! Thanks a lot-it took years to get that visual out of my head, now it’s back…shudder… 🙁
If I had to watch this dreck, I’d be in a pissy mood, too. Burn some sage.
I do think Briana is unhappy and needs to move on in her life, but I find her involvement in this nonsense the most excusable given that she probably does actually come from a place of love for Vicki, although it is terribly misguided.
Its hard to make an informed decision on the whole “hate” on Brooks thing from Breanna. Breanna has never been allowed to completly voice all of what caused her to feel this way about him. So, I cut her some slack there, and give her some benefit of the doubt, until everything shakes out. There are some actions that are unforgivable, and Vickie (I know ill be slammed), is not a healthy person in my opinion, when it comes to men. She has been unwilling to face the truth of whats in front if her face because she “loves”. Ive been there done that so I sympathize. Vickie needs to love herself and be with a man that she can have a life with.
I get what you’re saying Janet. For me the worst is when Vicki starts screaming while doing her psycho face. I assume alcohol is involved. But this season Vicki’s the show’s punching bag. Next season, who knows who they’ll beat up on?
Agree w/Janet…
I am not a Vicki fan but I’m not a Vicki hater. That being said, she really needs to take the time to learn to be happy with yourself. She seems to go from one marriage to another without taking the time to learn to be Vicki standing on her own emotionally. Sadly I don’t think she ever will. If not a guy, she’ll use her children.
Agreed, it does seem that she latches on, is never alone, and that is not healthy. That’s not a judgment of the individual men she’s been with, just that it’s not very healthy to always go from relationship to relationship, partner to partner, marriage to marriage and never be alone to process the issues from all of the above. I hope now that she and brooks are done she takes time for herself. She had a lot this year to work through.
I thought the convo between briana and tamra was interesting, if it was in fact, true that brooks claimed to have beat pancreatic cancer and later admitted it was only pancreatitis, I can see why Briana isn’t buying what he’s selling. That’s a huge leap. Also, why was Vicki representing it as if her family was all cool with Brooks, if they weren’t? I do think she falls prey to wishful thinking sometimes because she wants things to be easier/better than they are.
Brianna always says the same thing about Brooks-He told Ryan to hit her to keep her in line (never mind the two of them were drunk and Ryan set him up and secretly recorded him-so trashy) and she believes he’s a con man who takes advantage of her mother’s generosity.
I dunno, in my family, if I were in a similar position, it would take me forever to get up the nerve to talk to my mother about her choices and once I said my peace– that would be the end of it. These two keep going on and on about him and btw, why the fuck does Ryan feel entitled to have a say about who Vicki dates?
Do you remember her the first few seasons? She was cute, really down to earth, hardworking. She was with her high-school sweetheart and they both swore they were saving, “It” for marriage…what happened to her-she also looks terrible. I imagine it’s a nightmare living with someone with PTSD but it kills me how much they try to control and guilt trip Vicki.
It is weird about how they try to control Vickie, except Vickie is very controlling herself, so I think Breanna is getting even for it now. Ryan gives it right back to Vickie and Breanna loves it. I think Breanna is disapointed and concerned with her mom, for cheating on her step dad and being so infactuated and under a spell by Brooks, to the point of screwing over other people and having this relationship at any “cost” whatsoever . I do agree with the other poster about the same old arguments being stated (the recordings), I think there’s other stuff that would be more convincing and damning and less tainted. The story*lie) about pancreatic cancer is one. But Breanna has had to not embarass or piss her mom off more. Its all very dysfunctional. Donn should be glad he got dumped.
I thought is was noteworthy that Meghan the C.S. is in such a constant state of ravenous hunger that she was licking her oatmeal facial.
I am praying Meghan doesn’t wear a strapless dress at the 17- part reunion show.
She might poke someone’s eye out with her collar bone.
She reminds me of a lollypop or a stick figure with a giant head -especially in that picture.
This is like being stuck in the Twilight Zone. We are all trapped in a nightmare that never ends. Help!
Still at work. I already watch and was disgusted by first look. Sounds like I would be fast forwarding the rest of it. Baptism wardrobe, anal fishing, can’t do it anymore. Thanks TT. Feeling guilty.
I can’t speak for Brianna but this entire season has made me eat my feelings too.
Not sure what physical ailments her husband has that require these various major surgeries. But working her 2 jobs and caring for the 2 babies and husband would make me pack it on too–or whither away.
fuck – *wither*
The enema kinda sums up the whole season.
So true, no wonder he had an affair!
That was absolutely gross and uncalled for to put on national TV or to discuss with your children. Imagine the conversations at the breakfast tables of neighbors and classmates families. This crap – the affair, the enema, every stupid thing that household does is discussion on the school playground. Very sad.
Love this comment, Maisey !! I totally agree.
It’s almost over. The mean ladies are going away soon.
I agree, but the way Bravo is, all the ladies might turn mean for our “entertainment”.
what a soothing thought, “it’s almost over. the mean ladies are going away soon.” I think I’ll sleep better now. lol : ))
I really hate the Tamra fake Jesus talk as well as Vicki’s Satan shit.
Brianna is eating her feelings.
I am going to defend Brianna. Brianna had her thyroid removed, hence the scar on her neck. As a result she has low thyroid function. No matter how much medicine you take, your metabolism is never the same. She also has had 2 children in 4 years. I think we can cut her some slack on the weight issue. It’s not like she is sitting at home stuffing her face while the nanny takes care of the children and she is not working.
Totally agree, Angel. Also, Brianna probably knows more about Brooks than anyone else. Even Vicki’s family in Chicago disapprove.
Ditto. She has two young kids, a husband who appears to be on disability with his surgeries and no thyroid. She’s in survival mode. Eventually she’ll probably have the time and energy to focus on herself. I just wish she’d stop bashing Oklahoma. They have not parks there? How can that even be possible? When you move, it’s on you to make a new life. You can sit around waiting for new friends to knock on your door.
She is clearly unhappy with her life but totally unfair to bash a mother that works two jobs and had two kids in a short amount of time for weight. That’s pretty rude.
Brianna stated that she worked two ER jobs, one of which was exclusively dealing with children. I believe her work is extremely stressful and she probably does overeat due to the pressure of the jobs, taking care of two small children, and having her husband as a patient at home. Not only did he just have back surgery, now he is having two hip surgeries. She is in for a long siege as caretaker of the entire family. I remember when Brianna had thyroid surgery and she certainly did gain a great deal of weight since then. I have two friends with thyroid issues and they went from thin to extremely heavy in a short period of time. It seems very difficult to regulate the thyroid to achieve a “normal” metabolism.
I agree with all of you. My comments about Briana’s weight was out of line. I was in a bad mood and was just shocked at her sudden weight gain since the scenes we saw in Oklahoma. I was also unaware of her thyroid problem. As a big girl myself, I should have been more compassionate. I apologize.
Angel, you hit the nail on the head! My husband had his thyroid removed nearly two years ago due to thyroid cancer. He has battled weight gain every since! He had never been more than five pounds over weight, and now he is about 25 over. He is VERY careful about what he eats, and exercises hard six days a week. Not fun at all!
Not to mention, can’t you just let Brianna look like she looks and drop it. Every single time there is an overweight person on anything, it has to be mentioned. so .sick .of .it.
Ugh… Regardless of how anyone feels about Vicki’s boyfriend, it’s her boyfriend. Brianna didn’t care what Vicki’s opinion of Ryan was, remember her telling Brianna, Internet says he’s still married and Brianna firing back mom it’s the Internet! And hello, Tamras son does not have a job, car or house…all the reasons they had issues with Brooks about. I have no idea why any of these women care so much? If Vicki is happy, let her be happy even if she is delusional about her relationship, it’s her relationship. Brianna is really unfair, Vicki’s brother had no issues with Brooks neither does her son, she did not choose him over her daughter and grandchildren anymore then Brianna chose Ryan over her mother. Brianna does not live at home, she is not a child, she does not have to like her mother’s boyfriend.
Shannon is a moron. I don’t think it’s girl code to know your friends husband is cheating on them and you decide not to tell her, but tell other girlfriends instead, about the email and so on. Wouldn’t Heather pull her aside, off camera, let Shannon know what she knew? Try to give her a heads up, try to not humiliate her?
I don’t buy the baptism bullshit. At least there was very little of Meghan this week.
FYI Oklahoma does have plenty of parks ?. I moved to Oklahoma from Southern California in 1992 and the first year I would have done anything to get out of this state. I completely felt the way Brianna appears to feel about it. However, it does grow on you after a while. It’s really a great place to raise your kiddos. You can afford a much nicer house here than in Southern California too!
How anyone can watch this is beyond me! I never got last the 2nd episode this season!
Geeze, can someone please explain to that spoiled brat Brianna and her follow the money husband that its VICKIE’s house and not hers? Brianna is a spoiled brat and an ungrateful houseguest. And as far as Brooke’s cancer, why is that anyone’s business? We have heather pretending she has a skin care line, we have Tamra pretending she care anything about being baptized and that Eddie is not gay, Meghan pretending to have a marriage,Shannon pretending to have a husband and Brianna the brat pretending that she cares about anything except what her mother gives her and that her husband does not beat her. I get what Brookes and Vickie are talking about in regard to his treatment – he had chemo he did the treatment and now he is seeing doctors to support his immune system. Its amazing to me that Heather does not know that resveratrol is used in combination with other nutritional therapies to boost the immune system. Why does someone whose husband is a plastic surgeon not know that cancer is allowed to grow because of a weakened immune system? And that many cancer treatment facilities include this type of immune boosting treatment? And as far as Brooks using Vickie to he can hang around and booze all day /… really Brianna? We have all seen how aggressive Ryan is when he drinks and what a jerk he is.
Well, Karen when your mother is in her 50’s and she’s dating the snake oil salesman come back and talk some more. If you have watched the show from the very beginning, you would know that Brianna is not a spoiled brat. She went into nursing and wanted to join the army with those special skills but didn’t because her mom begged her not to and then the whole thyroid thing came up. She has always loved her mom, Vicki has driven her crazy many times. but I’ve never seen any inkling that she’s worried about vickis money other than V. getting used by someone. She has always wanted her mom to be happy but nobody wants to see their mom made a fool of. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. And now I’m going to bed. Goodnight. See ya on the flip side.
Thanks to you all for sharing your comments on Orange County HWs. I’m so done with them. The enema storyline is way, way over the top. Including their children is abuse. I loved Shannon last year but there has been something hinky about her from the 1st episode this year. I hope she is happy now that she can sit with the popular girls instead of being thrown out of their houses.
I grew up in an alcoholic home. I married my own alcoholic and divorced him. As I began to date, I realized I was dating other alcoholics or injured souls. I am still single. Vicki is obviously not self-aware enough to recognize her own bad choices, if that is what Brooks is. After years of not liking Vicki, I now find her to be the most likeable of the bunch.
“twatwaffles” is now my favorite word, thanks!
This season has taken all the joy out of despising these women. There is not an interesting character or storyline among the lot of them. I’m done.
Andy and Bravo continue their exploitation of women in the worst way making them do anything, say anything and giving up their soles for the mighty dollar. They went low last night. That whole enema scene was maybe meant to be funny but it was disgusting. Then to air it on television? WHY God Why? It had absolutely no viewer value (well that’s the whole show really) but it was filling air time? I am sick to death of all this crap. Truly I am. TT, I agree with you 100% about Brianna and Ryan. I just wanted to slap them. How dare they? Nasty, nasty woman she is. I cannot (and never could) with that husband of hers and I wish they would pit her and Megan against each other. It would serve them both right. Now that would be a dirt fest for the ages. I am so glad next week is the last week because I just want this done. Nothing will be revealed, nothing will change, no resolution to anything. On a quick side note: Don’t be Tardy is moving to Thursday at 10!
Wormwood and Screwtape are very happy Tamra became a Christian. As for Shannon, talk about truely being anal retentive. I think she tried the colonic so she would have a flat stomach for her dress.
omg, I’m dying with the Screwtape Letters reference! Tamra’s sure making their job easier! I refuse to acknowledge the horrifying colonic scene…wish I could unsee it. Actually, wish I could unsee this whole season.
Fivecats… ha, that’s awesome. Agreed on both points. Tamra could certainly help Wormwood and Screwtape with their work.
While I can usually find something endearing or sympathetic about even the most unlikeable “reality” buffoon, I admit I hit a roadblock with “RyanSquared”. (that’s not a nickname but rather conceptual description of these 2 unsavory dullards)
There is something off, and very often-putting, about these twin man-babies. I can’t decide which ones worse, but the one identifying “musty smells” may have taken the lead “by a nose”. Ewwww.
What a couple of repugnant little thugs. No wonder Vicki/Tamra eager to skip a generation and go right to grandkids fawning.
“Twin man babies” – that is so accurate I can’t stop laughing. Maybe Bravo will give them a spinoff (frightening).
So….Shannon is going to try to be sexy with David later in the evening after David was up her poop shute? How…um…romantic ?
Wow, so much to dislike in this episode! Why do David and Shannon think fishing around her butt is a fun topic to share with their daughters? Haven’t they sufficiently screwed them up already?
Now i understand why Shannon seems to be so tight with Tamra and Heather after all the fighting last season. They knew David was having an affair and didn’t spread the word. I would be pretty appreciative too, and re-consider friendships. Well, at least with Heather.
Maybe we heard tonight what was the beginning of Brianna’s issues with Brooks: She commented that when she met him he told her all about his bout with pancreatic cancer. Then she discovered that he lied and really had pancreatitis. Add on the cheating and assorted unpleasant comments, and I could see why she wouldn’t like him. Of course, like everything else on this show, it’s all been over done.
I remember when the ladies on RHOC would take limos and knock back champagne while driving to private shopping sprees at places like La Perla. I miss that RHOC!
Okay, so I am the only one who thought the enema thing was hilarious? My family is big on potty humor… What can I say? I get it from my mother.
However, never having had an enema, I know little if anything about the subject… But wouldn’t it be cutting it dangerously close to having one right before an event? WTF! I wouldn’t be leaving the house for days!
I don’t know… I thought the scenes in Bridesmaids were funny, too.
It may have been a storyline for Shannon, in which case, I agree. Really? A five minute storyline about an enema?! Pretty lame.
Truthfully, I am over the storylines all together. And the housewives.
Pip—I thought parts of it was very funny. Shannon’s panic coupled with David’s placid disinterest defined their usual dynamic. I loved how he continued to preen in front of the mirror while she continued to babble about her damn butt. While disgusting….it did make me laugh. Sure wish the kids weren’t there though.
It was also funny to see that Shannon realized she is full of shit.
Exactly! And this is why I love you madly, Maisey!
Potty humor is funny! Also, when you have been married for twenty years, the things that you tell and ask of each other are pretty fucking embarrassing sometimes. But hey… that’s marriage… You take the good and the bad. And if you are lucky, you laugh… A LOT!
And yes Shannon, love… You are indeed full of shit!
I thought it was hilarious! I laughed, then coughed, then laughed again!
But then… my mom has said I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
Tune in next week to see Meghan go undercover at a cancer center to make sure there arent imposters there. We also get to see David check Shannon for a yeast infection.
Tamra’s baptism doesnt take due to a bolt of lightening coming down from the heavens so they opt to use a pool full of bleach to get the job done. Cant wait for the next episode. ?
I would be so upset if my mom told me my dad fished an enema cap out of her butt. I don’t care how old I am I never want my parents to tell me that. EW!
I understand that the ladies feel they have reason to believe Brooks may be lying, but I’m so sick of this show, and I think an entire season was wasted on someone who’s not even a central cast member, thus wasting my time as a viewer. That said, knowing how easy it is to pull up information online about Reservatrol and its’ medical uses, the shock and awe of the girls reacting to hearing it’s an ingredient in the Dubrow’s new product line felt forced and manipulative. Yes it’s an anti-oxidant used topically in beauty products, but why is it being left out that it’s also used medicinally in cancer, heart disease and diabetes treatments? Everything about this season rang false, and it all looks to me like production grasped for straws to create a salacious central storyline, with Meghan the Freshman more than happy to latch onto anything she could to try to earn a place as MVP her first time out in the game. Beyond that, while I actually felt bad for Shannon during her colonic mishap (because she did look rather, ermm, pained by the situation), her sharing with the kids that Dad has to fish the plastic nozzle out of Mom’s “fanny” was definitely Team Too Much. There’s just waaay too much oversharing going on with kids in that house that’s not particularly age appropriate…
Meghan is going to investigate where the enema cap went and wtf David didn’t wear a glove.
Reading the TT recap and the comments here is do much better than the show. The further I read, the funnier they get.
I just cannot condone the shit Shannon puts on TV. I can picture her, if David ever disobeys her, doing the same as in a famous murder case quite a few years ago. The wife drove her car around the driveway and back and forth over her husband’s body. Shannon would have her daughters film it.
David must be mortified, and they have a camera crew witnessing this crap. I got my husband to shave my legs once when I had a knee injury and could not bend. He said not to tell anyone he did it. We had been married 20 years at the time.
I think in her own way, Briana is as messed up as Vicki. I doubt Ryan will be her only husband. I hope Vicki never lets him run her business, as she suggested.
I miss the old days when the site was fun and not all negative. Glad next week is finale. Brianna needs to eat a salad. Megan needs to retire herself and her headband.
What a hot disgusting mess. The thing that I think about the most, are the fans that watch the show and are suffering from cancer, have loved ones who died from cancer, or are recovering from cancer. Shame shame shame on Andy Cohen and Bravo for allowing such a disgusting mockery to be the storyline for this season. Orange County has never been my favorite, now I know why.