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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Don’t Be Tardy Recap: The Biermann Carnival

Don’t Be Tardy Recap: The Biermann Carnival

October 5, 2015 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

See? This is the gut I was talking about. Not like Instagram, is it?
See? This is the gut I was talking about. Not like Instagram, is it?

This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can put in carnival by himself.  They are arguing while Kroy is washing, Kaia. She’s adorable.

Why do they need a monkey at a carnival? KJ’s smart mouth EVERY EPISODE is getting obnoxious. One or two slip ups from a kid that age is cute. A constant torrent of smart mouth toward adults is not cute and an ass whooping is in order. Later in the episode, Kim calls KJ an asshole. I’m sure that will bring out the comments.

Kim is trying to get Brielle an in at E! Like Tracey says, like what?  A tour? Kim is freaking out though because Brielle could be leaving the nest. Don’t worry Kim as long as you have a show taping, she will never move away. Kim cries as Brielle heads out in her cap and gown to get lined up for graduation. Sidenote: She is crying in a black tank top and looks about three months pregnant. I’m not saying she is pregnant, she isn’t but what I am saying is that waist trainer she wears makes for quite the transformation. She is however, really crying, complete with snot bubbles. Gross. Ariana comes in and points out that Kim is an ugly crier. Thanks for agreeing Ariana.

How did that happen?
How did that happen?

The school did not allow the show to film the ceremony so they show us a bunch of still shots.

At the set up for the party, Tracy is doing the cooking and the gas for the grill and the deep fryer is leaking gas and not functioning. Maybe they will all blow up! The popcorn popper isn’t working either. Kroy is getting frustrated.

Brielle is whining to Slade that her party isn’t going to have a money and it is all Tracey’s fault for telling he assistant not to get one. I actually think that holding a monkey is probably something you think you want to do, until you actually do it. Because, gross. Brielle just wants to take selfies with a monkey. Slade is upset she could replace him like that. Brielle also thinks her mom has her a job on E! so she is moving to L.A.  She will never move to L.A. as long as he mom has a show.

TAKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH BRIELLE POSTS OVER THE YEARS!

The carnival is fantastic with a juggler on really high slits and fire batons and step and repeat and the Prancing Elites. Despite the Prancing Elites, it looks like a great event. And despite Kroy saying he did it all he didn’t.

Kim and Kroy are taking Brielle to L.A. to meet with people at E!  Brielle says she is afraid to go to L.A. by herself.  I don’t blame her. I went through several things like that in my life. I still regret not moving to Saudi Arabia. I say if this is a real thing, she should go. Especially since she has parents who will financially support her for a bit.

That said, I am ready to be done with this show. I like it. But it needs to end before the big fall shows come back.

Are y’all still watching now that there is so much competition?

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Filed Under: Entertainment News Tagged With: Ariana Biermann, Biermann Bunch, Brielle Biermann, DBT, Destin, Don't Be Tardy Season 4, Entertainment News, Kaia & Kane Biermann, Kash Biermann, Kim Biermann, KJ Biermann, Kroy Biermann, Tracey

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  1. powerthoughtsblog says

    October 5, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    Not watching too much competition. I agree KJ has a potty mouth and that need to be fixed, but when your mom is calling you an A**hole, what else can you expect.

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    • momoffourkids says

      October 5, 2015 at 7:12 pm

      Never watched any of her spinoffs, but always read your site several times a day for every show. You just have a great sense of humor and are so right on target with so many things. I think in the real world I would love having you as one of my kids.

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    • Jewelz says

      October 5, 2015 at 7:46 pm

      Don’t remember what episode it was, but when KJ said “Open the fu**ing gate” was just so terrible to watch. And Kim just laughed it off!

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      • tamaratattles says

        October 5, 2015 at 8:24 pm

        I thought that open the fucking gate! was kinda cute. Kids do tend to sort of unknowing curse if their parents do.

        But the way they allowed KJ to talk to Tracey and the assistant right in front of them with no correction shows they are not instilling boundaries. Kroy clearly dotes on KJ as his first born son and mini-me. I think he will teach him better eventually. But that shit needs to be nipped in the bud.

        It’s fine to laugh at “open the fucking gate” while he is at the fucking gate. But once he is in the fucking house, he needs a fucking conversation in a harsh tone and an explanation that he is not allowed to use that language.

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      • Minky says

        October 6, 2015 at 2:00 am

        Have these people ever heard of a “time out”, as as alternative to an ass whooping. Do time-outs work? The cussing doesn’t surprise me. Kim’s cussing is just about at Auntie Fee levels. But letting your child be rude to people is a big no-no, IMO.

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        October 6, 2015 at 7:50 pm

        Tamara, I agree. I have a 4 year old, and the way he talks back to me is ridiculous and something we constantly work on. The way KJ talked to Tracy and the assistant was not ok. If I was getting reemed out at my job by a preschooler I would be mortified, and they all stopped and listened like he had a valid point. It was very uncomfortable for me to watch.

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      • beth says

        October 6, 2015 at 10:58 pm

        “I think he will teach him better eventually” … might be too late already … you really can’t let bad behavior go on and on, then suddenly decide to teach them not to behave that way.

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  2. gluedtothepc says

    October 5, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    The language they use in front of their children, which in turn leads to language that inappropriately comes out of the kids’ mouths, makes an otherwise likeable family unwatchable for me.

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  3. WestCoastFeed says

    October 5, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    While Sunday night is my PBS night, I still checked out this show since it leads into the Manzos. As vulgar and tacky as the Biermans are, the family warmth and caring shines through and redeems this show for me and lets me just enjoy the shenanigans.

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  4. tulsateacher says

    October 5, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    I can’t hate on Kim for her ugly crying. My daughter graduates in May and I know I will be a blubbering idiot. I got emotional just ordering her announcements last week. Being premenopausal certainly doesn’t help.
    P.S I want a waist trainer. Seeing the picture of her not wearing it as opposed to how she looks when she does, that sucker really makes a difference!

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  5. Angel(?) says

    October 5, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    I was wondering if Kim was going to let the school system correct KJ’s vocabulary instead of doing it herself. Meaning that language needs to be corrected before he enters school. How old is he now? 5? 6? Oops, I guess the teacher will have to deal with it.

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    • Vet says

      October 6, 2015 at 6:46 pm

      I believe he is three or four they are huge big kids.

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  6. Billie_bee says

    October 5, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    Can we all please remember KJ’s smart mouth and need for an ass whooping when Milania and the Jersey HW special is on. Because if any HW kids need an ass whooping…

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    • Simone says

      October 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      I have liked Kim since way back when she stood up to Nene. I am so happy for Kim, kids, Kroy etc……BUT…. the REAL drama is with the in-laws….zzzzzzz at boring scripted reality shows when the real drama going on in the personal life is more exciting.

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      • fairhousingmilwaukee2011 says

        October 14, 2015 at 10:29 am

        Yea, what ever happened to Kim’s parents? She called the cops on her mom during her wedding and then got angry when her parents fought back with the grandparent visitation legal michegos (sp?), Yiddish for big mess. Maybe Kim and Nene can have an episode with the focus “who is the richest bitch”!!

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  7. Sweetboo says

    October 5, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    My Uncle Ward had a monkey. It would shit in its hand and throw it at you. Monkeys are the devil.

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    • Meggie says

      October 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm

      I completely Lol’d at this.

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  8. More Tea Please! says

    October 5, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    I grew up with several monkeys. The only monkey worth having as a pet is a Wooly Monkey. In the U.S, the typical pet monkeys were nasty uptight, unfriendly Squirrel Monkeys. Wooly Monkeys are sweet and lovable and huggable.

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  9. More Tea Please! says

    October 5, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    Brielle is as dumb as Jessica Simpson. Was it this show or the last which highlighted the fact that she thought that Crab Cakes and Carrot Cake were almost the same?

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    • Drinkthediamondwater says

      October 6, 2015 at 10:11 am

      No one is that stupid. I call bullshit on that scene. I believe production set her up to say that, in a failed effort to create a Jessica Simpson “is it fish or chicken?” moment. I think the whole thing in the car with Slade was as scripted as it gets.

      If Slade is as dumb as Brielle, ala “they are the same person,” good luck to them. They are going to need it. As they say, the nut don’t fall from the tree and let’s face it, Kim is no genius.

      When Kim picked up the dogs at the vets – that skin tight dress and that big ol’ belly were doing her no favors.

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  10. @immelza says

    October 5, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    They do very inhumane things to baby monkeys taking them away from their Moms at a couple hours old and raising them like a human baby. Then as they get older they pull out all their teeth and much more. Sorry to be a major buzzkill but jmo that wild animals should not be a pet.

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    • More Tea Please! says

      October 5, 2015 at 10:00 pm

      It was a long time ago that we had a pet monkey when I was growing up in Colombia. Yes, the cruel way baby monkeys were harvested in the jungle is the reason the U.S. outlawed importing monkeys.

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  11. Lori Flack says

    October 5, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    Kim’s snot bubbles ~ lol.

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  12. @immelza says

    October 5, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    I’m sorry More Tea Please II so didn’t mean for you to think that I was saying anything against you in any way. I just have a tendency to climb on my soapbox when it comes to wild animals (especially after some wine)

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  13. AKA Riley says

    October 5, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    Hard to believe the high prices when hiring a party planner. But remember Taylor on RHOBH and the 60,000.00 birthday / photo shoot (wasn’t suppose to be a photo shoot for Taylor) for her really young daughter? I want to throw up when these parents throw away such enormous amounts of money for nothing more than a “Look at me..look at me” show. Even if I were rich, I simply could not spend upwards of a 100,000.00 on one of these things. It’s just ridiculous. And a gross and embarrassing waste of money.

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    • Soul Sista says

      October 6, 2015 at 9:03 pm

      I love Kroy for calling party planners out & for planning the gig on his own. Or with Bravo’s help. He’s a good husband & father.

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  14. brooks86 says

    October 5, 2015 at 11:15 pm

    I like Kim and Kroy. She’s a good mom and Kroy’s a good dad. I love watching this show because you get what you get and that’s it. The fun in watching is the interaction of everybody in the house. smh wow it’s something like being in your own house when the whole family is around. Thanks for the tea Tamara, it was nice and tasty as usual.

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  15. vandy75 says

    October 6, 2015 at 1:29 am

    It’s a pleasant little show that is a refreshing change from all of the acrimony of most reality shows. The time slot has little competition. Remember it was Sheree that introduced Kim to Kroy. It would have been nice if they included her in a couple of episodes. KJ is a problem in the making. If they don’t chop him down a few pegs, look for a delinquent in the years ahead. He’ll be like Crissley’s oldest son.

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  16. Braddah says

    October 6, 2015 at 2:00 am

    Did she get ex-out at DWTS? Poor TONY!

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  17. Anastasia_Beave says

    October 6, 2015 at 8:04 pm

    I catch it on reruns, but even then I don’t really care. Love Kash and the twins, and Kroy is a tasty dish, but I have no interest in watching the Brielle and Slade show.

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  18. cheryl says

    October 7, 2015 at 4:02 am

    TT, I grew up in Saudi and it was a wonderful experience. My dad wrked for Aramco for 35-years. I can remember thinking vacationing in Hawaii for a month was normal! Now, if I am able to get 50-miles out of Houston for a week I think I’ve won the vacation lottery. Cheers! Cheryl

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  19. Dawn says

    October 7, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    I would like to see some mommie moments with Kim and her baby girl. Kroy is always shown as the one bathing her or playing with any of the kids. Kim just stands around with a red solo cup shooting her mouth off.

    I noticed Kim’s big gut several times. She must have eaten a whole sack of tangerines. It is time for either an enema or a lipo sucker.

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