OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. After the whole attack on Brooks all season, the second least favorite thing I want to see is a whole episode of WWHL devoted to Shannon zipping David’s balls (and penis) into her tiny little evening bag.
I’m predicting that Brooks breaking up with Vicki after the season ended was because he was over the bitches but Andy allegedly told Vicki she had to film with Brooks to return. So he said, if you have to film with me I’m staying at your place during filming but that it. Brooks who is not paid by Bravo unless Vicki shares her cut, was likely uncooperative with production, as in he has cancer to deal with and can’t be bothered and only did it for Vicki. Then after filming was over Brooks dumped Vicki at her function in Miami because he has shit to deal with. Maybe his cancer was in remission before the season aired and he wanted to drink. Maybe it wasn’t and he wanted to drink. He is not a Bravo employee. This is Brooks third round with cancer. Maybe it happened in the off season and that is why Bravo forced Vicki and Brooks to be on this season to make it look like it happened during filming season. But he has cancer and he doesn’t need this shit.
Sorry, off on a tangent. I just feel like Andy wanted Brooks and Vicki and he got Shannon and David instead. Brooks is always saying he is over the #editedfortvversionofevents and that is what I am beginning to think. What if he was in remission during filming and they made him reenact shit so Vicki could get paid? I dunno I’m just saying.
But wait there’s more video ….
My GOD. I think everyone can see that David was forced to do this and Shannon is using this as a way to retaliate against the bitch that was with her man, and the cherry on top is she is emasculating her husband. Must be nice to be the crazy one whose dad allegedly bankrolls her husband’s business. Shannon’s version of events are not really adding up. I thought the mistress was her new friend who was pumping her for information about their marriage. Now she is saying the mistress said, ” he says he is in love with me and I don’t even know the guy? ”
Remember when Shannon was doing interviews before the reunion saying it was going to be Vicki versus Shannon? What if all of that was because Shannon knew (because Vicki called her and unloaded about Brooks’ third round with cancer and she knew when it started and he was better) and then she discovered that Bravo was going to make it appear to be in real time, thus cutting out so much of her revenge scenes about her cheating husband (which also happened much earlier than filming) and she was pissed.
I think Bravo set this whole season up to be about Brooks having cancer (way before the new season started and he improved but they made them go through the whole ordeal again as if it was happening then) and Shannon and David (who clearly worked out their situation long ago, and if this ring thing happened would explain why Shannon didn’t care about having her kids do a bit of scripted TV) That is why we saw so many scenes of the girls. And scenes of the girls pretending mommy was mad because daddy took her to the sports bar for dinner.
If my theory is true. Shannon is the horrible person for including young children in her charade and Meghan is and even bigger cunt satchel for playing her part. And I understand Brooks feeling used and being over it. Vicki will come for Shannon over this because Vicki dumped Shannon for keeping up her ruse and bashing Vicki’s And I hope David divorces Shannon three days after the reunion airs.
Vicki and Brooks were not lying about him having cancer, they were lying about the timeline because Bravo told them they wanted to make it a storyline on the show. That is why Bravo told Vicki she could only stay with Brooks. The reason they were lying about the TL was because Brooks posted about having chemo in MISSISSIPPI. Why did I not realize this earlier. All the LA scenes were reenactments like they do so many other things. That is why Brooks was like fuck you I am having a drink and some carbs. He had finally gone back into remission.
So yes, Brooks and Vicki probably did lie but they would consider it a reenactment because it did happen, just not at the time they were filming. Muchlike Shannon and David had reconciled and Shannon forced David into being humiliated on the show.