We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really is dumb as a post. After reminding of us of all of this, she says she wants to be the next Giulianna Rancic and major in communications. Which would be great, except apparently she didn’t turn in her application on time to Kennesaw where she was supposed go. I suppose that is why she is going to go to one of the many “broadcasting” schools in Atlanta where paying the money is way more important than getting an application in. Whether she is stupid, or she thinks she is cute looking stupid on TV, Kroy really needs to stop letting her embarrass herself. I mean if she ever wants to run for president… oh. Well, nevermind.
I’ve never seen this bar in Kim’s house before. It’s really nice. It is in this really nice bar that her assistant tells her that she’s been asked to be “the keynote speaker” at a Women’s Expo. These things are one of my pet peeves. If Andy Cohen were to run the rip off weekends himself it couldn’t be more anti-women, in my opinion. Allegedly, these are weekends set up so that people can hawk their wares to thousands of shoppers. So many women entrepreneurs paid around $1,200 to rent a booth to sell their product. As a draw they have dozens of “keynote speakers” because they people who run the show don’t know what a “keynote” speaker is. There have been numerous complaints filed by the vendors stating that crowd was full of undesirable people who come solely for any free samples they might find, and make no purchases and merchandise tended to disappear. From the attendance side, the expos are held in convention centers with expensive parking, long walks from the parking lot and $4 bottles of water once inside. It’s all a giant ripoff for everyone involved, in my opinion.
Anyway Kim has a fear of public speaking and doesn’t want to do it. She has no problem with a meet and great but not giving a speech.
Kim takes Brielle to interview Monica as practice for interviewing celebrities. KJ is the male Milania. Could you imagine them growing up and getting married? Brielle sucks at interviewing. Then apparently they put up a paper with questions on it that Monica wanted to be asked and she did better. Kim now thinks Brielle is the best interviewer ever and Monica got to plug her album.
Kim agrees to speak. She has to do it and needs a thirty minute speech. So she doesn’t even write a word. At the expo they want her to speak for 48 minutes. Kim gave a great speech and talked about coming from being a single mother. She laughed, she cried, she was funny. She really was good. And she talked about women sharing information with each other and helping each other succeed.
Next Week: Brielle graduates and Kim gets her an in at E! but she is not sure she wants to go.