We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really is dumb as a post. After reminding of us of all of this, she says she wants to be the next Giulianna Rancic and major in communications. Which would be great, except apparently she didn’t turn in her application on time to Kennesaw where she was supposed go. I suppose that is why she is going to go to one of the many “broadcasting” schools in Atlanta where paying the money is way more important than getting an application in. Whether she is stupid, or she thinks she is cute looking stupid on TV, Kroy really needs to stop letting her embarrass herself. I mean if she ever wants to run for president… oh. Well, nevermind.
I’ve never seen this bar in Kim’s house before. It’s really nice. It is in this really nice bar that her assistant tells her that she’s been asked to be “the keynote speaker” at a Women’s Expo. These things are one of my pet peeves. If Andy Cohen were to run the rip off weekends himself it couldn’t be more anti-women, in my opinion. Allegedly, these are weekends set up so that people can hawk their wares to thousands of shoppers. So many women entrepreneurs paid around $1,200 to rent a booth to sell their product. As a draw they have dozens of “keynote speakers” because they people who run the show don’t know what a “keynote” speaker is. There have been numerous complaints filed by the vendors stating that crowd was full of undesirable people who come solely for any free samples they might find, and make no purchases and merchandise tended to disappear. From the attendance side, the expos are held in convention centers with expensive parking, long walks from the parking lot and $4 bottles of water once inside. It’s all a giant ripoff for everyone involved, in my opinion.
Anyway Kim has a fear of public speaking and doesn’t want to do it. She has no problem with a meet and great but not giving a speech.
Kim takes Brielle to interview Monica as practice for interviewing celebrities. KJ is the male Milania. Could you imagine them growing up and getting married? Brielle sucks at interviewing. Then apparently they put up a paper with questions on it that Monica wanted to be asked and she did better. Kim now thinks Brielle is the best interviewer ever and Monica got to plug her album.
Kim agrees to speak. She has to do it and needs a thirty minute speech. So she doesn’t even write a word. At the expo they want her to speak for 48 minutes. Kim gave a great speech and talked about coming from being a single mother. She laughed, she cried, she was funny. She really was good. And she talked about women sharing information with each other and helping each other succeed.
Next Week: Brielle graduates and Kim gets her an in at E! but she is not sure she wants to go.
I would love to see milania and Kurt get married. It would be the next Bonnie and Clyde.
This is where my cultural, traditional mother goes ape shit! It’s not funny, or cool or intuitive or anything less than FUCKED UP to post your toddler daughter with what you describe as ” your resting bitch face”. Yes, genetics are a scary thing… But toddlers do not have the intent, or the understanding to know who they are, or where they come from. Because this is ‘Merica, she can do her shitick with respect to her fambly. Truth is, using her children to cover for her defects is weak and pathetic. That little girl, and the siblings from whatever baby daddies she hooked up with should be allowed to develop without her whore seeking, attention depraved, READ, whether a joke or not. So over these women using their kids. Teresa, et al. Get your own fucking life. Wig, married benefactor(pimp) or whatever.
WOW, you’re extra cunty today. Way to get all bent out of shape on behalf of an adorable kid making a hilarious face, and then going all in on her mother. That’s some moral high ground you’re on there.
WOW…..Just WOW.
Resting Bitch Face, aka permafrown is not a read… It’s a real condition. She’s not making fun of her. Clearly you have a standing issue with Kim
Ummm I must be crazy but that toddler still is cute as ever! Doesn’t really look like a resting bitch face to me but you were all over Kim lol! I assume you hate her?
WOW, KKBella. Just WOW.
Wow… That is a whole lot of hate for a mother posting pics of her own child. You my friend are an asshat.
My first job out of college was for the local CBS affiliate and the on air personalities start out as reporters. You can’t even get hired without a bachelors degree. Gulliana Rancic has a masters degree in communication.
Briana needs to go to school for what she wants to do.
There’s a woman’s forum in Chicago and Nene’s big old face is all over billboards. Really wish I didn’t have to look at that while driving down the highway. Seriously, is anyone going to pay to hear her speak? Speak? The woman seems to have very little insight other than to say she’s rich and everyone wants to be her or take her down, and her command of the English language is sad.
The only way I’d see any of RHOA speak at anything is literally if you paid me. Least fave franchise (Nene is only topped by Tamra Judge in my books, but different levels of dislike). In the case of Nene, I’d only see her if I could heckle so her neck and eyes would start rolling and one of us would be kicked out.
What has she got to offer to build women up? Hell, Kim too even though I’ll take TTs word that it was moving. Kim has surprised me once or twice. The others? Still waiting.
Well moving might have been a stretch. Brielle cried when Kim talked about taking her to Applebees when she was younger when she had no money and letting Brielle order and she would have water. She spoke about never knowing how your life is going to turn out, and to never give up. That kind of thing.
As for paying to go, most people don’t actually buy their tickets on ticketmaster, there are all kinds of free tickets handed out. The main money maker for the promoters seems to be fleecing the vendors, allegedly.
It is alright for Kim to circulate a photo and subtitle it, resting bitch face, but I doubt she’d
allow anyone else to, js.