It’s time for fancypants Heather to meet posh Annabelle on Watch What Happens Live. This should be an interesting bit even if you tards did spoil most of for me in other comments. Please don’t do that. If I haven’t recapped it, I haven’t seen it. Don’t be a spoiler! It’s rare for a housewife to be bumped to second chair for any other Bravo show.
Why am I not surprised that Andy has Clay behind the bar. If there is a hot guy out there he will drag them to NYC. Shocking to see he is with Audrey behind the bar and not Shelli. Clay says that he and Shelli are still together and that they are working it out to see if they have they connection they had inside the house, outside of the house and we’ll see where it goes. Andy says, “It seems like you don’t.” Why must you be so shady, Andy? Andy completely ignores Audrey.
Heather says she was sent the screen grab of Brooks “mockuments” as she calls the medical records seen on the show. Seems she is going straight to cunty without any sort of buildup tonight. Brooks is the drinking word. Which means they are going to rail on him all night. Ugh. I’m really not up for another half hour of that.
Andy announces that DWTS made Kim withdraw and that he loves her and wants her to come dance in the clubhouse sometime. Then he tells Heather that the Internet thinks Terry looks like the Pope.
The play a clip of the ridiculous Juliet and Julie lunch. But Andy doesn’t even ask Annabelle a question. Did Annabelle get a boob job or is her dress just too tight. Oh and Annabelle has already dropped a McQueen reference. That should probably have ben the drinking word.
Heather says that she is married to a doctor, Shannon goes to lots of doctors, and Meghan has worked in the medical field. Everyone is like Heather did what? And Heather tries to say that pharmaceutical reps would know a lot about medical scams. Well not this kind Heather. All they do is try to push pills on to doctors and get them to prescribe their brand. A practice that I have always felt should be illegal. The best part is that Annabelle points out that a sales rep doesn’t have any grand understanding of medicine and when Heather tries to justify what she is saying Annabelle makes a stank face at Heather. Heather is suggesting that all will be revealed at the reunion taping this week and she has the goods on Brooks and Vicki. Andy asks what she thinks about the doctor visit where the doctor said he has cancer. Heather says the doctor didn’t say that. He said according to this document you have cancer.
What a weird caller. She asks if the ladies should be afraid of Caroline S.? No.
Heather says that she hasn’t spoken to Vicki in a couple of weeks and she thinks a lot of the stuff between Vicki and Shannon will come up at the reunion.
Andy finally acknowledges Audrey. She seems drunk.
I really can’t stop staring at the top of Annabelle’s dress and her smushed boobs. Such a bad look.
When Annabelle is asked about Lisa Vanderpump, she basically says that from watching the show she can pick up on the British undercurrent in Lisa that can be quite cruel and nasty. She said that Lisa is tough and willing to throw people under the bus. She says that Americans tend to be more honest on the surface. She hints that she thinks Lisa Vanderpump is disloyal. Heather says she is going to be at Villa Blanca tonight (Tuesday). I find it odd that she would choose Villa Blanca as that is the restaurant that Lisa and Ken are trying desperately to unload after her losing two lawsuits. In July of 2014 they quietly listed the place trying to liquidate their finances there, most likely to pay the judgments against them.
Heather says her house should be finished by March
Someone asks Heather what Terry thinks about the cancer. She says she doesn’t want to speak for her husband but he did look at the photo of the document that is going around the Internet and he has never seen a report where all the words are squished together. He says a transcriber would be fired for that. Which to me only says that if anyone was going to fake a report the would put spaces between their words. To me the document looks like is was transcribed by a computer and that is why there are so many missing spaces. Annabelle clearly can’t stand Heather. Annabelle asks why someone would say they have cancer if they don’t. Heather launches into the story about how people lie on GoFundMe for money. Annabelle turns her head and gives the stink face again. Because Brooks doesn’t have a GoFundMe and is most likely not even paid for his Bravo appearances. Slade Smiley never got paid a dime from Bravo until he married Gretchen and even then the check goes to Gretchen. Brooks has nothing to gain by lying about cancer on national TV.
I thought Heather came across as a bitch on this show.