Tonight on Below Deck we are back on shore with a lovestruck Emile and a rowdy crew. Is the new guy’s name Dane or Dean? I’m confused. Emile is getting on Eddie’s nerves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get on Eddie’s nerves. Emile is shitfaced and dumb, but he is adorable. Okay it is Dane. Thank you Bravo overlay.
Rocky and Connie and a bowl of whipped cream leads to them putting whipped cream bikinis on each other. Actually it’s Rocky that puts one on Connie. Leon stumbles on the scene and tells Connie, he knew she was a carpet muncher. Apparently, you can’t say carpet muncher on Bravo because it was bleeped. These two are getting whipped cream all over the boat and drunk Connie is overboard to skinnydip to wash the whipped cream off of her. Connie is an exhibitionist. She does a talking head completely topless.
Drunk Eddie is back on the phone arguing with his girlfriend. He basically breaks up with her. Then he finds all the whipped cream and Connie’s bra on deck. He is not amused. He takes her discarded clothes and leaves a message on the white board for them to clean that shit up!
Time to meet the new charter guests. They are sorority sisters and a guy named Jacob. Kate immediately starts snarking on them for that alone. Eddie is very grumpy and upset with the crew for slacking off.
Lots of discussion about Rocky leading Emile on. Kate asks Leon if she can put Rocky in the kitchen. This is a way to get her out of her hair and everyone is happier.
After Leon has made lunch, Kate tells him that they just want finger foods. I blame Kate for this. Leon and Kate are arguing again. Meanwhile, the deckhands have let the jet skis get away. Captain Lee is pissed now. It seems to me like he and Kate are overly touchy this episode. Captain Lee bitches out Emile and Dane. Then Eddie goes after Emile five minutes later. Why is everyone so grumpy?
Eddie calls another meeting to ream out the deckhands again. Eddie is on a power trip. Connie points out in her talking heads that Eddie is MIA a lot lately.
Rocky is cooking the crew meal tonight and Leon has been napping all afternoon. I forsee disaster. And I was right. The chicken is raw. And two and a half hours late.
The sorority girl reunion is going great. The ladies are having a blast and partying in the Jacuzzi. the next morning the girls are hungover. One of them is puking her guts out. Yuck. They decided to dock a bit early.
At the crew meeting they get a $15K tip. Almost $1500 for what appeared to be a 2 day charter. Captain Lee talks about the breakdown of communication between the interior and the galley.
Rocky is bored with cockteasing Emile and Emile is not getting a clue. Rocky decides to write him a snarky note telling him that she has no feelings for him. We’ll see his reaction to that note next week. The previews are for the rest of the season. It looks like Rocky starts rumors about her and Eddie hooking up and that blows up in a bad way. Lots of arguments between the exterior crew. It seems that tempers finally erupt and Leon finally has enough of Kate.