I just FINALLY had some major success with working on the ad rev part of my site and was so excited between that and Big Brother started, that I actually forgot I was supposed to be blogging! So, I had better get to recapping so you can all come admire my pretty ad work. Please remember, that simply viewing them is enough. Please don’t think clicking on them will help me, in fact it could do the opposite so just ignore them or not the way you do any other site. Don’t love me to death. 🙂 What really helps is more new people heading over to the site. That is the only thing I ask is that you share the site with people who may like it. Thanks for all of your support during the transition. We are on the final stretch and without your unwavering support, I never would have made it.
Now on with the show! There is Julie. I saw an interview with her today where she said if she had not been practically forced by her boss to take the Big Brother gig, she would have never met and married Les Moonves.
We are back to the GIANT HEMORRHOID Challenge. UGH. It seems that Steve legitimately fell. I heard that production never intended for them to sit directly on the hemorrhoid, errrrrr, apple and that there were problems during that challenge. Vanessa was shown psyching Liz out and forcing her to drop by telling her she could go for hours and she would be better off saving her energy for part two. Oh, and once again the promised to take her to the end.
The second part of the HOH challenge is mental. It’s a BB GAZETTE crossword puzzle made up of evicted houseguests names and events from the season. It’s actually a new puzzle that we’ve never seen before and all of the studying this season regarding counting things and such was for nothing. Quel dommage! Steve is thrilled. He knows he can beat Liz at this. And so does production. On the other hand, you have to literally climb the wall. And there are a lot of clues. They go individually and Liz realizes she needs to climb quickly in order to beat Steve. Liz at first thinks the answer to OTEV dairy product is ‘yeast.’ And yet this chick is virtually guaranteed $50K Actually, she only lost by about three minutes.
Steve is dying to beat Vanessa in final three. He doesn’t think he can beat her at the end. What he doesn’t know, is that I don’t think she wants to go against him either. So Liz is final two no matter what according to my thought process.
Finally, some jury talk. Dr. Will is there to sway the jury votes to the way production wants them to go (Vanessa). Austin and Becky really want Vanessa gone. Austin is still bitter. Julia and Austin are thrilled Liz is final three. JMac lets them know everyone is drinking the Vanessa Kool-Aid. Dr. Will basically calls Austin a liar for saying he was going to step out and let Vanessa and the twins battle it out.
Jackie is wearing a short turquoise mini-skirt with black panties. IJS. The conversation driven by Dr. Will is all about Vanessa. It’s going to be unanimous Vanessa for the win. Becky and Austin and maybe Meg might vote for the other person. James is not down with Steve. Shelly seems to have some respect for Steve. JMac calls Steve a rat. He says he does not like him at all. He says that Steve came to JMac for advice but Van played her own game. When it comes to Liz, Jmac says that Liz “rode someone to the end.” Austin says, “literally?” Um, yes Austin. Welcome to reality. You got fucked by the twins literally and figuratively and they will both soon be done with you. You no longer have any purpose. You were the girl in the relationship. Meg likes Liz. Austin says she has been playing on her on the past few weeks and she is still there.
Dr Will asks, what if Vanessa goes out third? Jmac says that is the tiger pelt on the wall. Austin says he might vote for whoever voted out Vanessa. Julia’s head spins off her head.
LET”S DO THIS!
The final HOH! Vanessa and Steve are hanging on the scales. Vanessa loks a lot more nervous than Steve. Is she acting? Probably. Steve wins the first one! Both miss the second question. They both get the third one right. Steve still in the lead. 4th question they both get it right. Steve still in the lead. 5th Question, Both get it wrong. 6th question. Q7 Van wins and they are tied FINAL QUESTION!!!
STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS!
Oh please oh please of please oh please!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!! LIZ IS BINDSIDED. SHE IS SO HAPPY. She can’t stop thanking Steve.
Vanessa is bitter. She says that she never fully trusted Steve and she won’t even say he made the right move for his game. She is being a total bitter cunt satchel. MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST! THIS IS THE BEST SEASON EVER! Then she admits she was not going to take Steve. She did play an amazing game. But this has been an amazing season.
Vanessa joins the jury and they can hardly contain their glee. Vanessa seems shocked. Time to question the final two.
OH GOD LET STEVE WIN!
First question for Steve is from JMac (FYI, I can hardly type, this is the most exciting show in the world) JMac says that Steve relied on either Vanessa or him to tell him what to do and he needs to say why he is wrong. This throws Steve for a minute because he is busy SHITTING HIS PANTS. This is a LOT for him. He has tried to twice to start. Audio problems made him start over. He tells all of his moves. He does a good job.
Becky asks Liz and says Austin ran her. Respond. She has nothing prepared. She was not expecting to be there. She just mutters along. She says she held her own.
James calls Steve a floater. He explains himself well. He says he built layer of protection.
Julia, Other than winning comps what was your biggest game move. Liz thanks Vanessa and says she aligned with big competitors.
Jackie says that several people feel he didn’t talk strategy with them and the people in his alliance thought he was simply a vote. Prove us wrong. Steve looks very worried. Steve gives great answers.
Austing asks liz why do you deserve to win the money over Steve. Liz gives the twin target excuse. She ends with she is so happy she made it this far.
OH PLEASE LET STEVE WIN!
Speeches. I am to excited to recap this. Liz goes first and says she did not come into this game as a superfan. AKA recruit. I hope Steve mentions that Liz is a recruit. He says Liz wasn’t even in the house the whole time. She has constant unbreakable support he did not have. He had twice as many HOHs. He has rehearsed this speech for days and he is nailing it. I can’t stop to type anymore. PLEASE LET HIM WIN.
Time for the vote. I think I may pass out waiting as the keys go in. I need to breathe into a paper bag. I THINK STEVE IS GOING TO WIN! James says Let Jesus take the Wheel. (James brought the Bible.) The vote may come down to JMAC and he will vote for Steve. Vanessa goes last. She’s still bitter.
OMG the evicted cast is there. I want to watch this but I WANT TO KNOW WHO WON? Day goes after Austin about Judas. Vanessa admits that she is a top earning poker player. No one seems that surprise.
JASON! I love JASON SO MUCH. JASON is pissed that Vanessa refused to own her game in the diary room. I ADORE JASON.
Audrey cries and says that she feels like a winner for changing lives. Whatever. I don’t have to like her fucked up ass because she is transgender.
I’m going to have a heart attack. Julie says because she is dying to know how Vanessa voted she is starting backwards. Vanessa voted for…LIZ. FUCK VANESSA RIGHT UP HER ASSHOLE WITH A SPIKEY DILDO. JMAC voted for STEVE. Austin and Julia voted for Liz. That’s three votes Liz, one vote Steve.
STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS! STEVE WINS! I’m bawling to much to type.
James won America’s Favorite Player which is great. But I really tried to get Jason to win. I hope the fact he got to top three puts him on AllStars.
This was the best season in YEARS.