It’s time to beat the dead horses some more on Real Housewives of Orange County. Does Brooks have cancer? When will Jim divorce his current model of wife? Is Meghan still a cunt? What’s going on with Shannon and Vicki? Oh, boy. I can hardly wait to rejoin this Aries party, already in progress.
Tamra and Vicki are fighting about Brooks. Vicki is ready to just leave with Brooks. I don’t blame her. Tamra says that Brooks accused her of being a shit stirrer who spreads rumors! WOW! I’d sure Brooks for that Tamra. Oh wait, your whole storyline every fucking season is to talk shit and spread rumors. You have been doing it all night at this party. Then you accuse Brooks of lying every time he opens HIS mouth. That’s rich.
Heather pulls Vicki aside and tells her that everyone has talked about Brooks diagnosis. Heather tells Vicki that Brooks new doctor is her cellulite doctor. Vicki tries to explain that the treatment he is getting from that doctor is nutritional. He is trying to build his body back up to a healthy place before he tries chemo again. Heather says that she is worried that Brooks is being duped. Meanwhile, Terry is drilling down on Brooks about his drinking. Heather is now demanding to see lab results as well. What kind of friends are these people. I’ve never asked any of the people I know who have fought cancer to show their lab results. That is such an obscene request of anyone to make.
Then all of the bitches dump on Shannon. Meghan tells Shannon that Vicki said she never asked Shannon for her help. Heather says she changed the story on the new doctor. Which is true, Vicki change her story. Vicki’s stories are inconsistent. Shannon says that if Brooks is lying, then Vicki knows. Tamra thinks that Vicki would not be involved in the lie.
Another day, Tamra stops by to talk to Vicki. Tamra apologizes to Vicki for getting into it with Brooks. Vicki says that she should never have said anything to her about what Jim said to Brooks. Duh! Why would Vicki trust Tamra with any information. Tamra basically says that she is starting to doubt whether Brooks has cancer. Vicki says she doesn’t want to discuss Brooks with any of them anymore. Vicki’s good friend Tamra goes straight to Meghan to repeat their entire private conversation.
Shannon and David have a brief scene that isn’t about David cheating. Shannon wants to get together with Vicki and talk to her. Shannon says she through an Aries party because they are both Aries. She is pissed that Vicki just left the party without at least saying goodbye. She is also pissed that he won’t go to any of the doctors that she has recommended.
Heather and Terry go to dinner. Heather says that she is going to go to lunch with Lisa Rinna for tips on selling her brand on TV. We quickly move on to talk about the new house. Heather had her mom do a concept drawing for an etching. It seems a bit unsophisticated. Heather asks Terry’s opinion and then gets pissed at him for not liking it. So they fight. Heather feels unappreciated, Terry feels unheard. I feel bored listening to their manufactured problems designed so they can talk about what a huge role Heather has in building the mausoleum or whatever it is with the porte-cochère and eleventy billion bathrooms they insist we look at each week.
I am out of fast forwarding options because I skipped over the Meghan plays mommy scenes. I guess this commercial is more interesting though. But it was the long one around the forty mark outtake.
Tamra takes Ryan and his gun-toting wife and their kids to see the house she and Eddie paying for them to live in. He has criticisms about everything.
Heather and Lisa Rinna meet for lunch. They were in the same acting class sixteen years ago. Lisa says not to follow any of the rules of sales or acting and just be yourself and improvise. Now they have a whole lunch for Heather to talk about Heather and how unappreciated she is. Because, Heather. Lisa happily plays supportive BFF to Heather’s egotistical soliloquy.
The very last minutes of the show, Shannon meets for lunch with Vicki. That means we will get straight to the catfight. Vicki says that between the death of her mother and Brooks cancer, she doesn’t have the strength to deal with negativity. So that is why she left the party. She just doesn’t want to be in non-supportive environments. Shannon says she has been her strongest supporter and now she is in a bad position because people keep coming to her putting her in the middle of things. Shannon says she doesn’t understand why Brooks didn’t want to see her doctors. Vicki doesn’t understand why Shannon doesn’t get that Brooks has his own doctors. Vicki says she should call Brooks and ask him why he didn’t go. Shannon asks for medical reports. Vicki begs for Shannon to drop the subject and perhaps inquire about how she is doing. Vicki says she is having a nervous breakdown. She could use some support. Shannon keeps going on with the Brooks stuff.
And we are right back where we started the episode.
Next Week: More Terry and Heather on their Evine stuff. Tamra crank calls the show. Because that is the kind of friend Tamra is. Which explains why we have been told ten times that they will know in the first fifteen minutes if the product line is a success. Apparently, we are going to blame Tamra for this line failing. Is there really a line? Can we see the documentation to prove that? Also, Brooks and Vicki sit down with Shannon to talk about his most recent PET Scan. It doesn’t seem to go well but Ladies of London started taping and I missed what happened.