I have no idea why the Fashion Police are having the same two “guest celebrities” on their panel this week. Nene Leakes did not do well at all and the three hosts seemed to really not like her. And Margaret Cho was worse than Nene. The talkover this week calls them “this week’s deputies” making it clear not to get it twisted that they are co-hosts. But honestly, if they are going to keep brining these to back that is kind of tacky.
Apparently, the rug is hard to walk on because both Margaret and Nene did some weird Wendy Williams like shuffle when they got to it. The three regular hosts were seated when the filming started. I preloaded photos of Nene in an outfit it seemed like she was wearing from her website that I kind of liked, but nope, she is wearing another horrible outfit and so is Melissa Rivers. Melissa’s styles so far all look like they were made from Joan Rivers curtains from decades ago.
Melissa dives into a Joanlike joke. It misses. Why is music playing behind them talking. It’s annoying as hell.
First up Kerry Washington’s dress. I loved it. Everyone loved it. Nene talked the longest and she made sure to mention Brad Goreski she wants so desperately for him to like her.
Next up is Claire Danes whose dress I loved. Nene started talking he one of her odd accents and says that she thinks Claire looked like a school teacher. Brad hates Claire’s hair. I do too.
Margaret has some great jokes. About Claires dress with the Taraji P. Henson’s Vera Wang she says, ” I love a Wang!” Me, too Margaret. Me too.
On to Heidi Klum. Giuliana says Big Bird. Melissa says that she wore three ugly dresses at once. Nene says she wants to have a funeral for the dress. Nene says, “Help me Jesus.” Margaret makes an Asian joke. Brad hates it. He says Heidi is BFFs with Donetella she had a choice of anything she wanted custom. She made a bad choice.
Nene says she was at the after party with Gaga and she looked amazing in a white dress. Nene says Gaga was very friendly with everyone. Brad rolled his eyes and Nene called him out and said, “Don’t give me those eyes, she was more friendly than you, honey!” Brad hates her. Brad says, “You are obsessed with me Nene!” Isn’t that what I just said? Nene is so desperately wanting the hosts to see her as something more than something to laugh at. Nene lapses into a torrent of words. Each broken sentence ended with, “Hunnni!” There were finger snaps and neck rolls.
Brad goes through the people he styled. One of which was Sarah Hyland who was in my top two.
Jamie Alexander in Armani Privé. Nene didn’t like it. That was the long sleeve sequence gown for those of you playing at home. I like the dress I just felt it as wrong for the occasion and I didn’t like her hair style. Nene didn’t like it either. Brad loved her. Nene says that is why Brad has four eyes and she has two. When Giuliana complements her, Nene does this exaggerated eye roll, head roll ugly faced thing that is just classless. These people with profession training do not mock her for her opinions when she is talking. It’s at the 19 minute mark and you just have to see it to see how hideous her behavior was. Melissa loves her too. They are all talking about craftsmanship and breakout moments. Nene is neck rolling.
They did not like the tailoring on Tatiana Maslany suit and her shoes were too small. They were pretty rough on her. I love Tatiana. LOVE her. The suit was not her best look.
Everyone loved the GoT lady’s ballgown. Except Nene and Margaret. I sense a pattern here.
I can’t seriously recap all of this with all of the shows I have to do tonight.
Laverne Cox comes out as a guest. Has Nene ever been on anything at the same time as Laverne? Nene just loudly agrees with everything she says.
The bizarre faces continued on Nene throughout the rest of the show. It was ridiculous. At the end they thanked the designers for the dresses they wore on the show on a little billboard. Nene is wearing a brown polyester ? dress from her own collection. Nene’s closing comments were about Brad. Brad’s were about Nene getting Lasik next week (which she shared) so she can make decent fashion comments. BANG!